In Which I Attempt Math — AND WIN!

Yesterday the site got twice as many visitors as it usually does. That means I can take today off and it will all average out!

See you Monday!

Comments

  1. Rembrant says:

    NOOoooooooo!

  2. Christopher says:

    That is just lazy. I think I will join you. Mass Effect 2 here I come.

  3. Warren Terra says:

    We’ll show you! We’ll run up your visitor numbers all Sunday and then you can’t come back until Tuesday!

  4. rreugen says:

    Yes, I’m exactly in the same boat. I got two visitors yesterday, twice as many as usually. Overwhelming. I feel I don’t know my audience anymore.

  5. E@L says:

    I must have accidentally linked to you, sorry ’bout overloading your servers ;-)

  6. John O. says:

    Well then, I shall comment twice as much here as I normally do, so I won’t have to return to comment for another *eight* months.

    My, this *is* relaxing!

    …except for the work of finding something else to comment upon, which is now stressing me out.

    Forget it. See you in four months.

  7. GraemeL says:

    I demand a pro rata refund on my subscription!

  8. joel says:

    Niiiice.

    If my PE students work twice as hard on Thursday, can I take Friday off?

  9. DP says:

    You can’t count any of today’s visitors, you know, the ones who tuned in to figure out what Scalzi wrote today, toward tomorrow’s slacking.

  10. Joe says:

    But how will we find out how you feel about … NOOOOOOO…

  11. Joe says:

    But how will we find out how you feel about <insert vital tidbit of information peripherally related to Macmillan/Amazon, Stargate, Zombies, or Cats Too Dumb To Survive Without People Or Is It The Other Way Around, here>… NOOOOOOO…

    (Oops – sorry for double post, last one took the angle brackets and zapped most of my post! That will teach me to use preview… nah, probably not.)

  12. @2 Christopher,

    That was my plan too, but then my damn 360 RRoDed. Stupid shoddy design. Couldn’t it have waited? I have a universe to kill/save!

  13. Dave H says:

    Joe@12: Are you the guy I see in the mirror? Because my 360 red ringed on Mass Effect 2 as well.

    Paper books for entertainment are sounding like a better idea all the time. The only ring you have to worry about is if someone uses your book as a coaster.

  14. kejia says:

    Does this mean you won’t be around to supervise us? What if we start throwing spitballs at each other and knocking over inkwells?

  15. joel says:

    Dude – I followed your link to xkcd and lost most of the weekend. When will I learn to resist your evil?!?

  16. Kiran says:

    Dave @13 – the trick is to not actually lend a book to the type of person who would use it as a coaster. Keeps your blood pressure down.

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