Mission Accomplished

My In-N-Out Double-Double from earlier this evening, before I consumed the hell out of it. You would not have wanted me to take a picture of it after I had done so.

In other news, yes, I’m in California. LA to be precise. Doesn’t my typing look three hours later to you than it normally does?

And now, sleep.

Comments

  1. CosmicDog says:

    I’m proud of you. Good job!

  2. bookwormchris says:

    Chances are it was not the In N Out nearest to my current location, but if you went to one of the other 8 “in Los Angeles” you were still but a few miles away. I shall dream of one of these delicious burgers now.

  3. inkgrrl says:

    And I bet you drove right by my house after getting all good and greasy with that Double-Double and didn’t even wave a greasy finger… hope your visit is filled with yummy things ;-)

  4. M. Ellis says:

    Betting it’s the one on Sepulveda just north of LAX. Though the lines there can be something fierce.

  5. Dude, why aren’t you going to Barney’s Beanery?

  6. Claire says:

    That’s huge!

  7. MarkHB says:

    Is someone covering the Academy Awards? Will someone be wearing a spiffy suit? And a very fine hat with a card saying PRESS tucked into the hatband?

  8. GavCore says:

    We don’t have Double-Double in Australia, but we do have Grill’d. Man, am I craving me some Grill’d burger.

  9. Todd says:

    I like my double double animal style. And the fries. Mmm Animal Style!

  10. stevem says:

    In-N-Out burgers and fries are the best. Yum.

  11. Mike Kranjcevich says:

    So a very good reason to not have noticed Amazon turned the buttons back “on” on your books….

  12. Alma says:

    Are they as good as everyone says they are?

  13. eviljwinter says:

    Oh, sure. You’re in sunny LA, chowing down on In-and-Outs. I’m in freezing Cincinnati, and the roads will be too nasty to get to the local Fatburger.

    Oh, why must you taunt me, Scalzi? Why?

  14. Joan says:

    You managed to take a picture of it before tearing into it.
    I’m really impressed by your self-discipline.

  15. PRT says:

    @Mike Kranjcevich: They didn’t turn it back on for all his books, just some of them. (OMW seems to be back, but Last Colony and Zoe’s Tale are not…)

  16. Nightsky says:

    Are you making yourself available for mass adulation during this trip? Because I still owe you a Coke Zero.

  17. Tim says:

    You are a bad bad man John Scalzi, and I shall never forgive until I get back to California and have a double-double animal style of my own.

  18. Jon Hansen says:

    On the Internet, no one knows you’re eating an In-N-Out Burger unless you take pictures.

  19. It’s 8:57 Eastern Time, yet I am literally drooling over the photo of that Double Double.

  20. Mr. A says:

    @Jon Hansen- This is the strongest point I’ve read all year.

    @Scalzi- To think, you’re in my home state devouring our fine food, while I’m stuck in your current neck of the woods… you’re going to have to share any good food spots in the Southern/Central Ohio area sometime. To me, the food lacks out here, example: losing 30 lbs my first 3 months here… and not exaggerating about it.

  21. Tim Boettcher says:

    double-double=coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar. I see no coffee in the photo. What kind of fraud is this?

  22. Gina Black says:

    Why are you here? It’s raining.

  23. CTJen says:

    You are an evil evil man, John Scalzi. EVIL!!!

  24. David H. says:

    Mmmmm…In N Out Burger…. ::Homer Simpson drooling noises::

  25. Please to send to me Overnight. Thank you.

  26. ben says:

    I’m so jealous.
    Words fail me.

  27. SirTomster says:

    INO came to Utah last year. I squeed. Actually went there for lunch yesterday. Which is good so I do not have to hurt you now.

    Sadly my order was messed up and I did not get my side of chilies. Must try those some time.

    Today was first day where I could find a table to sit at. Normally packed even at 2:30 in the afternoon. Won’t even go near it on Saturday.

  28. Dirty Wizard Hunter says:

    Dude, that burger looks awesome! I’d walk a mile barefoot for such a burger in South Korea . . .

  29. Jason says:

    Welcome to California, the land of fine dining and sunny weather.

  30. Charles K. Bradley says:

    I hope you get to tell the guys that produce Star Gate: Universe to contract with you to write some episodes of the show. With you writing the episodes the show will be alot better and not so boring. I also love the picture of the burger. I so hungry now I can see cornbread walking on crutches!!!!

  31. Dragon Lady says:

    Sleep?

    [whine] but its not my bedtime yet…. [/whine]

  32. Kiran says:

    Tim @21 – Pre-CISE-ly. Nor is there a doughnut anywhere to be seen in the vicinity.

  33. Kent Bunn says:

    And after Lala land, are you going up the coast to Seattle, to have a word w/ Bezos in person, perhaps take the mallet of correction to the side of his skull?

  34. Julia Rios says:

    Oh no! It’s lunchtime in Boston, and you’ve got me craving California food. Curses!

  35. crayonbaby says:

    Ah, so you are here. Like the rain? People here can’t drive for shit in the rain so be careful out there.

    Doesn’t that burger have like a thousand calories? It gives me heartburn just looking at it.

  36. John Scalzi says:

    That’s why I skipped breakfast today.

  37. Roger says:

    Man, I sooooo want one right now. July (when we will be vacationing in so cal) cannot come soon enough!

  38. AlanM says:

    In-n-Out is fine and all, but if you are in LA then you really should hit Tommy Burger and grab a double chili burger with cheese (and then drop by the nearest grocery store and grab some Pepto and then head to the nearest emergency room. The chili on that burger can clean an oven).

  39. Paul Wirtz says:

    Ok you had your burger (try Animal Style next time) Now get your Hot dog http://www.jerrysdogs.com/
    or http://www.originaltommys.com/

  40. Steve Boyett says:

    I knew you’d show up here if I moved out.

  41. Trevor Darby says:

    They just opened here in Utah. I read your blog and then went and got my own with grilled onions. The power of Joe–they should kick you some cash for the increase in their sales.

  42. Julia says:

    Want!

    Jellous!

  43. Morning says:

    The world makes sense again. When I read in a later thread that you were eating Double-Doubles, my Canadian soul was in a lurch–”He’s eating coffee??”

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