Whatwitters

• Also, the Southwest wifi sucks AND the temperature in this plane is chilly enough to store slabs of beef. I HAVE GRIPES, basically. 26 minutes ago
• Not entirely convinced Southwest's "plant your ass anywhere you can find a seat" seating strategy is a winning one. 1 hour ago
• I have to say that being a barista at an airport Starbucks is as close to a working definition of Hell as I can imagine. 2 hours ago
• The great thing about not drinking coffee is almost never standing in line at Starbucks, he said, watching the TSA - length Starbucks line. 2 hours ago
• In the TSA line. It's very long, and the ride at the end of the line isn't all that great, actually. 3 hours ago
• Why, hello, first one of these of the day. At least two of your siblings will follow you. p.twipple.jp/tTZF1 4 hours ago
• I am awake (and showered) at 4:40 am to catch a car to the airport. Thus is the enduring glamour of touring. 4 hours ago
• I know it's late on Sunday but: SEATTLE! I have an event tomorrow! Come see me! Bring everyone you've ever met! www2.bookstore.washington.edu/_events/events… 9 hours ago
• NOTICE: I AM FULL OF CHURRO SHAKE. FOOD COMA COMMENCING. FURTHER INFORMATION AS EVENTS WARRANT. 13 hours ago
• THIS IS A SHAKE MADE OF CHURRO. I ALSO HAVE ONE. YOU DO NOT. YOU SAD FOOL. http://t.co/hNANM1PV3l 14 hours ago