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The Wife is Strangely Unconvinced I Will Return Her New iPad

But I only wanted to take a picture of it for the blog. I swear. However, any further attempt to extricate said iPad would result in my arm being removed at the socket and me being beaten to… Read More

Once Upon a Time Judy Blume’s 401(k) Went Belly Up and George Lucas Wanted to Help

For certain values of “help,” mind you. No, I don’t know what Judy Blume did to deserve me doing this to her. George Lucas, of course, is another story. Try to imagine the text! No, you know what,… Read More