It’s funny you should ask. It looks like this:
It looks that way because as part of the 2010 Spend Money On The House Initiative, we’re redoing the landscaping around the house, and before you can put the new stuff in, you have to take the old stuff out. So we’ve hired professionals to that, because if I did that, in about five minutes I’d be reduced to an overheated pudding of Back Thrown Out, mewling in a puddle of my own I-Should-Never-Have-Left-the-House-ness. I’ll let the pros handle it. Look, they even brought their own back hoe! Clever folks.
This will look much less de-foresty in a couple of days. Honest.