Because that’s what the Internet is for, and because it’s that kind of day.
Yes, my SEO-optimized headline says it all: Over at FilmCritic.com this week, I’m having deep thinkery about each of those things, plus also The Book of Eli. Do you remember The Book of Eli? Nor I. And yet: Pretty successful film. Go figure. Anyway, check it out and make my AMC overlords happy to continue to pay me. Or don’t AND I AND MY PRECIOUS FAMILY WILL STARVE. I don’t want to pressure you or anything. But it’s come to that. Also, of course, if you want to make a comment, the comment threads there quiver in anticipation.