OMG, Itz Another Caturday!

This one comes with a caption contest. The winner will receive some cool books by cool authors from my stash. You have until Monday noon, PST, to come up with something for this one. Good luck!

86 thoughts on “OMG, Itz Another Caturday!

  1. Before you speak, consider carefully the fate of the last person to make a “Jabba the Hutt” reference in my presence.

    Now, you may proceed.

  2. How about you take those fancy opposable thumbs you guys always brag about & go open some tuna?

    That’s a good human.

  3. Since you’re up, I want the catnip, some fresh rat guts, a beer, and the remote control–in that order.

  4. O Great Baker, how nice it is to see a picture of the Beauteous Ghlaghghee, even a dangerously disrespectful one that puts us all in serious peril.

    This image was no doubt part of the “special collection” Blacklisted Scalzi left for you for The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club.

    The Executive Committee will remember this, Scalzi.

    From Her Expression, so will She.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

    PS – The winning caption (that means the low-brows of the Whatever need not submit further pathetic efforts) is: “Scalzi sucks. But then you all knew that, right?”

  5. These two pillows will be sufficient for the present. I’ll let you know when I require another. Now change the channel to Animal Planet.

  6. Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, but my cat mind tricks will work on you. Bring me Catnip!!

  7. Wealthy: adj. 1. Rich 2. Possessing a greater-than-normal amount of financial resources. 3. Having the financial security to stay at home all day and every day, recline naked on pillows, watch constant reruns of Shark Week, play with oneself in public, or a combination of all of the above. Example: “That cat plays with himself like he’s wealthy, or somethin’. And why didn’t you tell me we had the Discovery Channel?”

  8. I am MOST depressed that Chang Who Is Not Chang has not commented on the previous Illustrious She Image. Bring me the scotch. Leave the bottle.

  9. The alliance… will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

  10. “Encouraged by their lack of human supervision, the industrious Scalzi cats started their own web-site to bring high-class kitty porn to the masses…”

  11. And then they said, “You’re not cute enough to be an Ewok.” As if those clowns they hired are cuter than me. Jerks!

  12. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
    Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
    Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
    Hey, Macarena!

  13. Talk not of unicorn kittens and bacon in front of us! We are the cat. Leave our catnip on the table as you back out of the room.

  14. Hello Neo. I am the Cat Architect. I designed the Cat Matrix. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant… because it does not involve scratching under my chin.

  15. Betty, I had to bring Sally home from the sleepover early because I caught her on the couch in the den, ahem, playing with herself.

    (Nadya’s een watching Mad Men tonight.)

  16. (Preferably in a deep baritone)

    These cushions are suitably comfortable. They shall suffice as a throne. . .for now.

    Now bring my some tuna, human, or you shall suffer my wrath.

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