The good news: Hey, look! I (represented by my name) am on the cover of the Official Stargate Magazine! Superimposed on Richard Dean Anderson’s head!
The bad news: It’s the last issue ever.
Clearly, I’ve killed yet another magazine. I’m sorry, man. I don’t know how this keeps happening.
And, Mr. Anderson: I do hope my name scrubs off eventually.
(image snurched from here)