AS IF YOU CARE.
1. Back home again after a weekend away. Where did I go? What did I do? Sorry, that’s classified. But I will say that when that race of superintelligent badgers emerges from its sett outside of Omaha, Nebraska and claims dominion over the whole of the Midwest, you should not be entirely surprised. And I had nothing to do with it. Nothing.
2. That said, it was a lovely weekend with friends, not nearly all of whom were hypercognitive mustelids.
3. All right, fine. You want a hint where I was? Here’s a hint: While I was there, I ate beignets. Which badgers do not like unless dipped in an earthworm reduction.
4. I am told I am not allowed to speak of the badgers anymore.
Anyway. How was your weekend?