The Sun Is, Like, Totally Watching You, Man

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1. BJSchild says:
   February 8, 2011 at 6:35 pm

   That’s not the sun. It’s Sauron.
2. htom says:
   February 8, 2011 at 6:48 pm

   The Daystar goes.
3. GrumbleBot says:
   February 8, 2011 at 7:07 pm

   Honestly, I’ve always known the sun was trying to kill me. This is just additional proof.
4. K.W. Ramsey says:
   February 8, 2011 at 7:25 pm

   Well it bombards us each day with a ton of radiation. I always knew it had it in for the human race. Watch it go all supernova and burn all of us.
5. John Scalzi says:
   February 8, 2011 at 8:12 pm

   Not enough mass for supernova. It’ll just swell up and DEVOUR OUR WORLD.
6. MVS says:
   February 8, 2011 at 10:30 pm

   I am reminded of John Dvorak when I read your posts with CAPS and italics and such. John would bolden things in an unguessable pattern that no one — least of all John, I think — ever understood the rules for. You, however, use yours for emphasis and other grammatical purposes. I LIKE IT.
7. GlennS says:
   February 8, 2011 at 10:52 pm

   OH GODS NO NOT THE PHOTON CANNON *run* *hide*
8. Annie says:
   February 9, 2011 at 12:20 am

   Dagnabbit, the whole Eye of Sauron thing was already taken.

   …it’s the Eye of…the eye of…the eye of a blinking thing. That is…orange! and blinking! so a lemur? yeah! it’s the eye of a one-eyed lemur stalking through the forest! that will eat your brains! and maybe take your lunch money. So an intelligent, one-eyed zombie lemur that has cause for needing lunch money. I think I just scared myself.
9. Not that Frank says:
   February 9, 2011 at 2:51 am

   It’s the glowing orb dangling from the head of the dragon of the fogbound North Sea, that lures unwitting Vikings to their doom! Doom! I say!

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