Lopsided Cat Shows You His Bearskin Rug Imitation

It’s uncanny, is what it is. That is, until you get the frontal view:

Which is less “bear” and more “Do you mind? I’m napping here.” Fair enough, Lopsided Cat. Fair enough.

Comments

  1. That’s about the same look my friend’s cat had on her face Saturday night when I informed her that while she was a sweet kitty, her “helping” with my knitting just wasn’s working out. We compromised. I stopped knitting and Pumpkin used my lap as her bed for awhile.

  2. tikaanidog says:

    Ok, is it me, or does that cat have blue fur??? And of course it’s naptime – with daylight savings kicking in, I want to be napping, too!

  3. Alternative Eric S. says:

    Hey, Scalzi,

    Good pics of Lopsided Cat.

    Chaucer reminds us that, “It is nought good a slepying cat to wake.” Just saying.

    Later, man.

    The Lopsided Cat Fan Club

  4. blainesgirl says:

    If only I could be that comfy.

  5. fozmeadows says:

    Only cats could master an expression that says, “I’d eat you, but you’re ALL THE WAY OVER THERE, so either fuck off or baste yourself in a sauce and come within range.”

  6. TomG says:

    Great pictures. I gave our lhasa apso the nickname “flop mop” soon after we brought him home. Guess why :)

  7. Andres says:

    We should all be this comfortable…

  8. hope says:

    Not to quibble, but this looks more like a seal with a cat head. Like a mermaid, only weirder.

  9. O Great Scalzi, what excellent pictures of Mighty Lopsided Cat being Illuminated By Her Superb Glorious Magnificence. It is a shame that you did not see fit to include Her directly.

    However, the Executive Committee notes that your recently awarded Seal of Disapproval Award has clearly had an inspirational effect on the quality of your pictures.

    We will keep this observation firmly in mind.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

  10. ben says:

    chinless cat!

  11. Elaine in Ohio says:

    We calls that “Flat Cat” around here…

  12. Jeanne says:

    The frontal view is a pretty good illustration of how many of us feel about springing forward.

  13. Keri says:

    That’s what I call the “bunny butt” position. because rabbits often lay exactly like that.

  14. Andrea says:

    That flat feeling is exactly how I feel today. I think I will learn from his example and go take another nap.

  15. Caryle says:

    I heart Lopsided Cat. It just needed to be said.

  16. MaryL says:

    BUT WHY IS HE BLUE? Seriously.

  17. Adrienne says:

    Just as a reminder to myself that I need to read all of the words: I though your headline was “Lopsided cat shows you his map of tasmania,” which would be a very different picture indeed.

  18. Lisa says:

    Makes me tired just looking at it.

  19. pelican says:

    Yeah … trick of the light, or hair-dyeing cat-astrophe?

  20. Rebecca says:

    Thank you so much for those cat pics. I had a really rough day and that helped. :-)

  21. Adela says:

    Black fur can scatter light into the blue spectrum hence the phrase blue black or raven black hair. A lot of black cats turn red as they age.

  22. Lizzibabe says:

    Lopsided Cat emulates Monorail Cat.

  23. Kit Russell says:

    Aww. What a comfortable flop.

  24. Ruth says:

    I like the blue – very punk.

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