Did You Know March 30 Is International Give Away an ARC of Fuzzy Nation on Whatever Day?

It totally is! I have a proclamation from the United Nations and everything! Actually, it’s not from the UN, it’s from my cat. And he didn’t so much proclaim it so much as stare at me unblinkingly with his implacable predator eyes. But that’s not important now. What is important is that I’m giving away an ARC of Fuzzy Nation here on Whatever. Today. March 30. 2011. I will even sign and personalize it for you, you lucky, lucky dog, you.

How can you win it? Easy:

1. I have thought of a number between 1 and 1,000 and told it to my wife WHO DOES NOT LIE for third party verification of that number.

2. In the comment thread, guess which number I thought of.

3. If you guessed right, you win!

4. You can only guess one number, and you can only guess once.

5. If two people post the same correct number, the first person who posted it wins (if two people post the same wrong number, then, well. You’re both wrong).

6. If no one picks the number, the closest number to the number I picked will win. In the event that there are two people picking numbers equidistant from the winning number (i.e., one higher, one lower), the winner will be the lower number. Because I said so, that’s why.

7. Contest open until 11:59:59pm Eastern, March 30, 2011.

8. I’ll announce the winner sometime tomorrow.

So: Pick a number.

Comments

  1. Tanya K. says:

    752?
    *fingers crossed*

  2. Joe says:

    Sounds like 278 would be the optimal guess to me :)

  3. Johnny says:

    My guess is 538

  4. dave says:

    42 duh!

  5. Andrew says:

    865

  6. PJ says:

    327

  7. Marc Bénier says:

    572

  8. Dan B. says:

    663!

  9. Jeffrey says:

    597

  10. Lee H. says:

    476.

  11. R Grundy says:

    837

  12. John H says:

    My guess? 418 (not that you’d stoop to using your wife’s birthday as a way of ingratiating yourself yet again…)

  13. Thomas says:

    Pi

  14. Morning says:

    354

  15. Keith says:

    728

  16. Jeff S. says:

    789

  17. Did I know? No, no I did not. :)

    But the number is obviously, definitely 521. Ish.

  18. 665

  19. Erik Reimers says:

    772

  20. Debbie R says:

    897

  21. 3

  22. Al says:

    I’m going to go with pi.

  23. Tom N says:

    346.

  24. This prime choice: 691

  25. Aaron says:

    428

  26. Sheila says:

    1.000020344

  27. Shirley says:

    666

  28. 47

    (I’ve re-read the Fuzzy canon in preparation)

  29. Isaac says:

    697

  30. chris says:

    432

  31. James says:

    637

  32. sandchigger says:

    is it 623?

  33. Karl says:

    Ummm…739?

  34. CJ says:

    262

  35. ChrisB says:

    762

  36. Charles says:

    457

  37. JPR says:

    Is it 223?

  38. gj says:

    43

  39. kittee says:

    I guess 642.

  40. Todd Erickson says:

    The number is 583.

  41. Sam M-B says:

    333

  42. Tim says:

    Errr 731

  43. 701

  44. jp says:

    11

  45. Jeff S says:

    22

  46. Other Bill says:

    367

  47. Adam says:

    374

  48. Fogeyman says:

    517.

  49. Catherine says:

    229

  50. Barb Bittner says:

    99

  51. Justin says:

    123

  52. Jason Summers says:

    501

  53. Jonathan says:

    647 shall be my guess, and my guess shall be 647.

  54. Matt V says:

    732

  55. Rick says:

    113

  56. Rafe says:

    001

    As in “Sector” as in “Earth” as in “We will assimilate your culture.”

  57. joan says:

    481…

  58. Eric says:

    983

  59. Brennan says:

    37

  60. Charles says:

    6

  61. Chris says:

    263

  62. Cyranetta says:

    673

  63. Sam says:

    181, and not a penny over.

  64. Puddin says:

    613

  65. DaveD says:

    392

  66. 21

  67. Zachary Frazier says:

    634

  68. Laurel says:

    I can’t wait to read Fuzzy Nation!

    My guess is 120.

    Thanks for the contest

  69. KLang says:

    330

  70. Chelsea K says:

    669

  71. The tumor in my colon says it’s 317, but he’s usually wrong.

  72. Navah says:

    383!

  73. 4

    Thanks for having let me win.

  74. Patrick A. says:

    562

  75. Josh says:

    735

  76. Kirby says:

    818

  77. Eric says:

    698.

  78. Alex J. Kane says:

    29

  79. SimplerDave says:

    42

  80. Mike D says:

    282

  81. Stephanie Young says:

    I like 451

  82. Hubert says:

    740

  83. shane says:

    17

  84. Bill says:

    526.

  85. Ben says:

    472

    because I said so

  86. Edward Cheever says:

    355

  87. Neil says:

    264

  88. mythago says:

    Assuming by “numbers” we mean “integers”..

    6

  89. Tim says:

    I’m going with 412

  90. Nancy C says:

    974?

  91. Nina says:

    44

  92. Brandon says:

    467

  93. Weirdmage says:

    537

  94. Paul Paradise says:

    777

  95. Pamster says:

    My guess is 778.

  96. 401

  97. Mike says:

    According to my precise and arbitrary calculations based on arbitrary mind control factors… 313!

  98. Matt says:

    I will say 666 as the dark one is on my team!

  99. Rachel says:

    869

  100. ssweeny says:

    273

  101. Hunter says:

    Puts two fingers against forehead … 377!

  102. constance says:

    6

  103. Scott says:

    143

  104. Clearly it is #479

  105. yomikoma says:

    594 (thanks, random.org!)

  106. chad says:

    7

  107. rutty says:

    471 *crosses fingers*

  108. Trev says:

    238. Close the thread.

  109. 336

  110. Nick says:

    376

  111. Ben says:

    I’ll stick with my number, but I wanted to say $1 because I love it when people win the price is right’s contestants row with that.

  112. pwstrain says:

    736

  113. TomW says:

    782, on the nose.

  114. Aaron N. Tubbs says:

    732

  115. 257

  116. Micha Kirk says:

    149

  117. 583!

  118. James Gibney says:

    632

  119. 442

  120. Bill R. says:

    There’s no chance it’s- 123.

  121. 387!

  122. Ben says:

    I’ll stick with 472, but I wanted to say $1 because I love it when people win the price is right’s contestants row with that.

  123. Mark Fletcher says:

    667

  124. Eduardo says:

    1

  125. Shawn Powers says:

    11

  126. Angelle says:

    510.
    That’s what I would have picked.

  127. Kevin says:

    777

  128. @mjbutah says:

    227

  129. MrProven3 says:

    734

  130. genehack says:

    38

  131. Lindsay says:

    653

  132. John Herbert says:

    602

  133. Dennis says:

    192

  134. Jack Scheer says:

    131

  135. Mike G. says:

    I’ll go with 854

  136. Greg says:

    227

  137. Jake Bible says:

    763!

  138. dan sinclair says:

    239

  139. 0421

  140. Dennis says:

    452

  141. 744 ! It must be right!

  142. Brett Jamen says:

    274

  143. Zach says:

    510 (aka Fuzzy Nation release day)

  144. GS Lamb says:

    852

  145. David H. says:

    989

  146. Chris Mussard says:

    23!!!!

  147. Amity says:

    345

  148. Matt Brier says:

    842

  149. LaurelH says:

    853

  150. David Hall says:

    34!

  151. Jason says:

    222

  152. Chris lope says:

    684

  153. ben says:

    333

  154. Wrenlet says:

    582

  155. Jober says:

    I know regular expressions!

    ^([0-9]|[1-9][0-9]|[1-9][0-9][0-9])$

    Legitimate guess, Benford’s Law-compliant: 123.

  156. Abigail says:

    815

  157. MasterThief says:

    461.

  158. Rob Jenkins says:

    937

  159. bill b says:

    512.

  160. Joan says:

    Hi,

    I’m thinking: 823

  161. Kevin says:

    843

  162. Nate says:

    867

  163. Bill says:

    There is only one number equidistant between 1 and 1,000, that is 500.

    Please send me my book now, I am almost finished with my other one and need something to read.

  164. Matt Smonskey says:

    222

  165. Mark Bryner says:

    333

  166. Derek says:

    247

  167. Bob says:

    242

    Because it’s twice as good as 42. In certain numbering systems.

  168. Krystyn says:

    639!

  169. marciepooh says:

    357

  170. Andy S says:

    743

  171. Nightsky says:

    101

  172. chukichi says:

    414!

  173. wesuilmo says:

    202

  174. Matt Smonskey says:

    Damn it @ #149 by Jason. You beat me by seconds.

  175. Dave Robinson says:

    My guess is 287

    Thanks for the opportunity

  176. John Sandwich Guy says:

    804

  177. Tim Moore says:

    901

  178. Penn says:

    599

  179. Lisa Nohealani Morton says:

    779

  180. Jacob says:

    I’ll say 768

  181. Michelle in Colorado says:

    500

  182. KarenD says:

    510

  183. Paul says:

    1

  184. Zach says:

    Crap. I just saw 510 was taken. I’ll say 509 (Midnight release?)

  185. Adam C. Lipscomb says:

    372

  186. SMQ says:

    She’s real fine (my 409).

  187. David Moody says:

    6

  188. Chelsea says:

    516

  189. Darrell says:

    903

  190. Paul says:

    Opps, 1 is taken, 600

  191. roymcm says:

    My random number generator says: 327

  192. Lisa says:

    530

  193. Patti O says:

    446

  194. Jeanette says:

    420

  195. Joe says:

    430

  196. My number is 88.

  197. Sheila K says:

    656

  198. thatneilguy says:

    121

  199. nuddley says:

    304

    based on the number of pages in the hardcover according to amazon

  200. Steve Halter says:

    723

  201. Mundanename says:

    990

  202. Matt says:

    912

  203. Andron says:

    846

  204. Aaron says:

    911!

  205. Janice says:

    291

  206. Ann says:

    349

    (And thank you!)

  207. Trav says:

    813!

  208. John Bredesen says:

    542

  209. Jen D says:

    279

  210. bzarcher says:

    787

  211. Alan Heal says:

    256

  212. Rob Evans says:

    1000!

  213. Doug Stewart says:

    996.

  214. Tim says:

    245

  215. Chuck says:

    Put me down for a 561 please!

  216. a different phil says:

    686.

  217. Conrad Rader says:

    530 is my lucky number

  218. Sylvia says:

    749

  219. vandalin says:

    528 is hubby’s b-day who I would be giving this ARC to.

  220. Blazej says:

    391

  221. 13enster says:

    I was going to say 867, but I see that is already taken. I will go with 7 instead

    Again, my number is 7.

    Also, I just got around to reading Zoe’s Tale yesterday. I am glad I added it to my library!

  222. Derek says:

    99

  223. JeT says:

    923

  224. John Kusters says:

    Looks like 423 is not yet taken, so I claim it as mine!

  225. Amit says:

    231

  226. Jim Menard says:

    415

  227. Ed L. says:

    my guess is number 11.

  228. Brandon says:

    My number shall be 899

  229. Kevin Lawver says:

    994

  230. ohbalto says:

    I’m going with 27 as the number.

  231. 347. I am win.

  232. Cherie Alberski says:

    342

  233. Rosemary says:

    my guess: 4

  234. Scott says:

    689

  235. Kenneth Rodriguez says:

    276

  236. Taylor says:

    870. Numbers.

  237. Ben says:

    217

  238. Teri says:

    987

  239. Kevin M. says:

    393

  240. Lydia says:

    It is number 1, and I’ll even tell you why – because that was Little Fuzzy’s number. :)

  241. howdyzach says:

    279

  242. John Cosby says:

    741

    It’ll be interesting doing a stat plot of the guesses vice the actual number.

  243. Jonathan Jaffe says:

    821. Good luck to me!

  244. Jane Maheu says:

    Random guess … 742!

  245. Serge says:

    368
    John is the best!

  246. Adrienne says:

    My answer of 42 was already chosen above, so I’ll have to go for 69.

  247. posthums says:

    19

  248. Mike says:

    826 is still free, so that’ll be mine then.

  249. Nathan Beittenmiller says:

    354!

  250. David says:

    759.

    I think I can, I think I can…

  251. Hemisphire says:

    999

  252. Kate says:

    479

  253. Kirsten says:

    I’ll go ahead and guess 189.

  254. Gavin says:

    Gavin says 189

  255. Mick says:

    878

  256. Elliott says:

    525 , because. Just because.

  257. icthus13 says:

    369

  258. Jon says:

    I’ll say 358.

  259. lshykula says:

    521!

  260. 718

  261. Erin Thompson says:

    286

  262. Sensawunda says:

    678

  263. Hazc says:

    582

  264. Douglas Hooton says:

    799

  265. Dave Eilers says:

    543

  266. TomG says:

    I’ll guess 997.

    I didn’t look at any of the previous comments, either.

  267. Jared Rourke says:

    978

  268. Carl Huber says:

    18!

  269. Dr. Jim says:

    Here’s my guess for the key to the Fuzzy Nation review copy:
    64
    (03+30+20+11).
    thanks for giving us suckers a chance.

  270. bill says:

    232

  271. Lloyd says:

    702

  272. Margaret S. says:

    337

  273. Gregg Bender says:

    666

  274. Laura Conrad says:

    994

  275. Todd Chapman says:

    800 because you are the 800 pound gorilla of sci-fi

  276. Leigh says:

    255

  277. My guess is 404.

  278. Thomas says:

    My guess is 499

  279. Rob T. says:

    729

  280. Richard Norton says:

    119

  281. reimerpdx says:

    267

  282. Mark Harley says:

    611

  283. DemetriosX says:

    738. It must be.

  284. Natalie says:

    165

  285. Hannah says:

    384

    Thanks!

  286. shane says:

    Oh darn, it’s 30 isn’t it?

  287. YoYo says:

    My guess is 434

  288. Brooks says:

    254

  289. Chris B says:

    382 obviously

  290. Ellen Henderson says:

    I somehow feel quite sure it’s 327, but since that’s already taken (damn!), I’ll go with 857.

  291. Tanner says:

    632

  292. Suz says:

    742

  293. Jim C. says:

    25!

  294. Becca says:

    872

  295. Gail says:

    Made my friend pick the number, so it’s her fault when I lose: 738

  296. Steve Ely says:

    671

  297. alissa says:

    520

  298. Baha says:

    499

  299. John Fiala says:

    768, sir.

    I’m a big H. Beam Piper fan, so I’m looking forward to this book either way.

  300. 347, no good reason

  301. 534. Was going to go with 42, but that’s already spoke for.

  302. aseeofgreen says:

    462

  303. The Pathetic Earthling says:

    703

  304. Mel says:

    ONE DOLLAR!!!

    Wait, I mean… 397.

  305. Francis says:

    237!

  306. torgeaux says:

    Three, the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

  307. Mark says:

    1,000

  308. Lily says:

    723.

  309. DavidK says:

    Gonna go with 496

  310. TheSFReader says:

    352 for me ! I feel highly telepathic today !!!

  311. Robert says:

    13. Final answer.

  312. jimf says:

    142

  313. jimbob says:

    My 3d10 think that it’s 543.

    If they win, I’ll read the book aloud to them.

  314. cphaurckker says:

    I humbly submit the number 12.

  315. Katie says:

    713, which is my birthday.

  316. Oliver says:

    309

  317. Darin says:

    386

  318. Bill Pearson says:

    942

  319. Jessica says:

    474

  320. Caleb Rutan says:

    I’ll go with 711.

  321. JeffHelm says:

    330

  322. DrJubal says:

    224

    I hope…

  323. amy says:

    467

  324. JoanD says:

    427

  325. Rob K. says:

    850

  326. bobrothschild says:

    748

  327. rach says:

    42

  328. Karen says:

    591

  329. Ted says:

    12

  330. Shedrick says:

    127!

  331. basti says:

    3

  332. Bart Modern says:

    137

  333. Steve, from the internet says:

    596, but only because 374 has already been taken.

  334. Eric says:

    986

  335. clb says:

    410

  336. Corine says:

    Holy crap there are a lot of numbers! I choose 217.

  337. Paul in BarneyFrankistan says:

    617

    Because it’s The Hub of the Universe (or so I’ve been told)

  338. MikeN says:

    639

  339. JoltFiend says:

    329

  340. Garett Harper says:

    #10

  341. Awesome Aud says:

    641

    I love you! (kiss kiss). I love your wife! I love your daughter! I even love your cat and his predatory stare!

    (and I mean this is in a totally non-creepy way!)

  342. Jamie Brown says:

    4

  343. James Royal says:

    444 – Lucky Dog!

  344. Rabid-Android says:

    128

  345. Adam Lipkin says:

    48

  346. Terrence Miltner says:

    204. Then number of cans of Coke Zero in a Scalzi.

  347. David says:

    783

  348. Patrick Rennie says:

    113

  349. Ken Gordhamer says:

    143

    That’s definitely it.

  350. Chris Gladis says:

    555

  351. Coke says:

    813

  352. JamieCC says:

    57

  353. Drew Johnson says:

    473.

  354. Jorenko says:

    427

  355. Todd says:

    6

  356. 13

  357. Judy Hamilton says:

    370

  358. Scott Ling says:

    998. For sure.

  359. cha0tic says:

    It’s a book, therefore I guess 451

  360. Dan Schaeffer says:

    712. Thanks.

  361. Glennis says:

    919

  362. Jen says:

    163

  363. Vince says:

    117

  364. moregrey says:

    233, of course!

  365. Boris says:

    581

  366. Mario says:

    2

  367. Dennis Kuczynski says:

    456

  368. Natalie says:

    573

  369. Jon Lundy says:

    51

  370. Michael says:

    345

  371. Vicky says:

    714

  372. Michael says:

    210

  373. Don says:

    721

  374. Katie D says:

    288

  375. Isabel says:

    555 :)

  376. iiii says:

    141

  377. David A. W. says:

    271

  378. Kenneth B says:

    658

  379. Andy Deckowitz says:

    816 has been good to me before.

  380. Dave H says:

    668 – the Neighbor of the Beast.

  381. Janay Thornton says:

    117

  382. Jonathan Sewell says:

    343

  383. Phil Royce says:

    480

  384. Kevin Proctor says:

    #567

  385. 313

  386. Adam says:

    337

  387. Abby says:

    98.

  388. Dave says:

    333 because it is the number of atoms in a hokfusine molecule

  389. TV says:

    332

  390. B.J. Keeton says:

    I’m going with 277. Because it’s as awesome as I am.

  391. nforget says:

    295

  392. Liam W says:

    428
    Drat, on iPhone, can’t search to see if it’s been chosen already. :(

  393. Sara says:

    My first 4 guesses were already taken, so.
    992

  394. Tim Sanford says:

    352

  395. Ewan says:

    646

  396. Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate says:

    593

  397. Adam K says:

    393

  398. M says:

    364

  399. 3of5 says:

    i’m guessing 346 ?

  400. Michael O'Reilly says:

    652

  401. Peter K says:

    627

  402. Roxanne says:

    39

  403. Pete says:

    675

  404. Erin L says:

    631

  405. Matthew in Austin says:

    847

  406. Steve Wirtz says:

    841

  407. Darin says:

    886

  408. Sarah Bylund says:

    I’ll say 823.
    Me want some fuzzy!

  409. Dawn Wolfe says:

    222 even though you’re not old enough to remember it, but I love the symmetry of the number.

  410. Allan Lucero says:

    Ummmm…728

  411. Steve Hatle says:

    764

  412. Ruth says:

    587

  413. Barry says:

    My guess is 80
    I requested #80 for ST press’ special edition of Zoe’s tale. If I win there is something cosmic going on!

  414. David Rickard says:

    666 (just to be wicked)

  415. Rachael says:

    334

  416. phunk says:

    532

  417. Joe Beernink says:

    72

  418. FourDs says:

    324. Because my first several choices were already taken.

  419. Florian says:

    403

  420. pi

  421. patrick says:

    527

  422. Malon E says:

    776

  423. gilmoure says:

    454.

    (Your wife is the coolest, eveh!)

  424. Brian says:

    564

  425. Sam says:

    235

  426. patrick foster says:

    467

  427. tolladay says:

    529

  428. Erik says:

    178!

  429. KurtRoedeger says:

    962

  430. Laura says:

    927 :)

  431. Beth B says:

    659

  432. Sara R. says:

    888

  433. John42 says:

    My top two choices already taken, so #18

  434. Joshua Kidd says:

    312

  435. Patrick says:

    38

  436. Josh says:

    389.

  437. Kat says:

    404!

  438. Ari says:

    616

  439. Anthea says:

    I’m going to hope my “Find on this page” search was correct and go with 727.

  440. Paul Mabry says:

    830 my birthday – nice advance present.

  441. Jon Ryan says:

    404

  442. dawn the glass beadmaker says:

    I’m liking 281 :)

  443. Matthew Ayton says:

    604

  444. Bob says:

    629

  445. Rajesh says:

    781

  446. Sue E says:

    435

  447. KevinM says:

    443

  448. Anne says:

    497

    Just skimmed through many comments before I realised I could ctrl-F my number …

  449. Jamie says:

    745 FTW!

    Well, probably not, but…

  450. TodayWendy says:

    243

  451. Eddie C says:

    463!

  452. Pam Adams says:

    805

  453. AzureLupus says:

    746

  454. Julie L. says:

    815

  455. mothersmurfer says:

    416.

  456. jwalk says:

    314. I like pie, too.

  457. Ben says:

    I’d guess 1223 (Athena’s birthday) but that doesn’t work. So I’ll say 223.

  458. Magatha says:

    997
    Although I probably should choose a number that Daisy can bark out, just as an extra confirmation of your beautiful wife’s veracity. But the existence of such a back-up plan was not mentioned in the text, so 997.

  459. 107

  460. Ralph says:

    768

  461. Laura says:

    I’m going to go with 950.

  462. James Kovacs says:

    Oh, great. All the good numbers are gone. I guess I’ll have to pick 437.

  463. basti says:

    I’ve just realize that number 3 was already taken :( (fist guess post #329 )
    my new guess is the number 111

  464. Matt says:

    517

  465. evolvedape says:

    433

  466. crypticmirror says:

    007 sherioushly

  467. 824

  468. MattMarovich says:

    258

  469. Paul Cutler says:

    384

  470. Julia B says:

    227!

  471. spi says:

    859

  472. Merus says:

    956.

  473. tommyrocks says:

    105

    (My son’s birthday is 5/10/2000 … but as that # has already been picked (! Left Coast penalty !) I’ll go w/ another version of it & hope for the best.

    Good luck all!

  474. Andrew says:

    419

  475. Another Liz says:

    241?

  476. Lori Nelson says:

    235

  477. 2

    Which has the advantage that nobody else has picked it, anyway. ;)

  478. JLM says:

    789

  479. Ted C says:

    510

  480. Joanne says:

    62!! (I think I likely don’t have a chance. Fun to play anyhow.)

  481. Julie L. says:

    810 – (changing from my comment # 452)

  482. Curtis V. Schleich says:

    724. Because Ctrl-F tells me no one else has guessed it yet…

  483. Jon Hansen says:

    I’m going with 3.

  484. Erin says:

    623

  485. John Kerr says:

    315

  486. jen says:

    424

  487. Susan S. says:

    813, please.

  488. Ceece says:

    249

  489. Theyis says:

    874

  490. Sam Hall says:

    402

  491. Tully says:

    683

  492. Brad DeVries says:

    995

  493. Cheryl Pangolin says:

    82.

    I can’t believe I had to try 6 different numbers until I found one not already taken.

  494. Evan says:

    737. Like the jet. But not, because it’s just a number and not in fact an airplane.

  495. Jim says:

    129

  496. Margaret says:

    511

  497. kaellinn18 says:

    Come onnnnnnnn 614!

  498. Halcyon says:

    934 is clearly the correct answer.

  499. Shann Moore says:

    8

  500. Annette Jones says:

    839

    ;-)

  501. Pierre says:

    563

  502. Colin F says:

    My guess – 922.

    In the unlikely event of winning, I’m quite happy to chip in for international shipping!

  503. Michael says:

    323

  504. Sunidesus says:

    626?

  505. Skar says:

    487

  506. Jacob says:

    337

  507. Shane Stringer says:

    209.
    Bah.
    My first three choices were taken.

  508. Emma Welsby says:

    649

  509. LindaLee says:

    55

  510. Paul says:

    511!

  511. Dave D in St. Louis says:

    789. Thanks!

  512. zr swarr says:

    i didn’t hear anything about whole numbers…

    3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
    58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
    82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
    48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
    44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
    45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
    72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436
    78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
    33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
    07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
    98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798

  513. David Anderson says:

    5

  514. Dave says:

    69

  515. kencrandall says:

    486

  516. Joe A says:

    812

  517. Em says:

    918

  518. Karl Henderson says:

    10*√2*√5 (31.6227766 …)

  519. Clyde Wisham says:

    Oh, come now Mr. Scalzi. The correct number is obviously 492.

  520. Taylor says:

    468

  521. Alexis says:

    688

  522. Eric Bowen says:

    502

  523. rosy says:

    the answer is clearly 413. (unless it is 612. But 1st answers only)

  524. Martin says:

    272

  525. Hargrimm says:

    135

  526. Jeramia says:

    74

    I would like to see a histogram of the guesses when it is all said and done.

  527. Tod says:

    601.

  528. Gary says:

    3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959 * 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959

  529. gunkan says:

    786!

  530. adelheid_p says:

    12

  531. Donald says:

    321

  532. john says:

    92

  533. Fanzorc says:

    526

  534. MikeT says:

    722

  535. Eldritch says:

    426

  536. 228

  537. Tony says:

    177

  538. GG says:

    556

    // Instant win? I do this to avoid flooding the messages here and help you do it quickly,
    for( int i = 0 ; i < 1000 ; i++ )
    PostNumberMessage( "whatever.scalzi.com", i );

  539. M. Ellis says:

    385

  540. Greg says:

    527

    All the other numbers have been picking on my number and making it feel bad.

    There, there, 527, don’t cry.

    You’ll show them.

  541. Big B says:

    304

  542. James A. Brown says:

    753

  543. --E says:

    982.

    Also, I have a friend who works at the UN and he assures me that they call your cat for help with those proclamation things.

  544. Chas says:

    832

  545. emeeks says:

    465

  546. Chris S. says:

    \int_{-1}^{7}\left( 6x+14 \right) \ dx.

  547. Dan G says:

    777

  548. hmm says:

    i’ll take whatever’s left.

  549. Sigurdur A. says:

    289

  550. Matt says:

    422!

  551. Salome says:

    969

  552. Dave B says:

    322

  553. Janet says:

    683. Not clever enough by half, but at least no-one else guessed it yet. I hope.

  554. C. B. McGuire says:

    My guess is 244.

  555. Gillian A says:

    207 Not sure if it’s already taken, but I’ll go with it.

  556. Christopher Hawley says:

    45. As good a calibre as one might need.

  557. Ben says:

    734

  558. Beth says:

    766

  559. Jay Willson says:

    999? Hey, I’m not very original when it comes to numbers…

  560. RickH says:

    579

  561. Jan says:

    417

  562. Keith W says:

    37

  563. Andy says:

    414

  564. Alex C. says:

    429

  565. Mike says:

    310

  566. brooks says:

    211

  567. Rory says:

    21

  568. Jason Gilman says:

    212

  569. Aaron says:

    Jober, your regex covers 0-999, not 1-1000. Perl hacker fail.

  570. Mike says:

    I’ll go with 49.

  571. 876

  572. Andrew L. Rice says:

    132

  573. Nathanial says:

    102

  574. Aaron says:

    And I’ll take 147 because nobody else has yet.

  575. Eric says:

    674!

  576. sjhigbee says:

    864 – I feel it in my water…

  577. Scott says:

    Although, The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is…42. It has already been given.

    I choose 123. (No, it is no the combination to my luggage).

  578. Craig says:

    892

  579. hyperpat says:

    293

  580. AliceB says:

    577

  581. Shrike58 says:
  582. Ben says:

    153 is the ticket!

  583. Kendra says:

    819.

  584. kevboy says:

    717!

  585. Roberta Jones says:

    976

  586. GRonMo says:

    957

  587. David Wilson says:

    283

  588. Kelly says:

    911.

  589. Becca Stareyes says:

    795. Chosen by random number generator.

  590. ora says:

    187

  591. Pewari says:

    316

  592. Kirsten says:

    699

  593. Megan says:

    743

  594. VCgriffin says:

    765
    Seven Hundred and sixty-five

  595. William Seligman says:

    733

  596. Mathias says:

    873

  597. Rob Rohr says:

    440

  598. Bob Portnell says:

    Yeah, okay. 924.

  599. danielb says:

    Um. 488?

  600. Pengwenn says:

    781.25963

  601. David Gerhardt says:

    717

  602. Cameron says:

    627

  603. Mr. Andy says:

    51

  604. Jules says:

    730

  605. James C. says:

    902, days since “Day Zero”

  606. Brian Mac says:

    758

  607. Alain says:

    my guess is 668
    (The Neighbour of the Beast)

  608. 925 for me if you please, sir!

  609. Mac Thatcher says:

    529

  610. Swampmaster says:

    356

  611. 198! Not my first choice but I wanted to pick one that wasn’t used yet!

  612. Scott Forbes says:

    This would be easier if everyone just guessed their comment number, which is what I’ll do.

  613. elgion says:

    76

  614. Mark Allen says:

    991, the penultimate prime number in the range.

  615. ADifferentJohn says:

    314

  616. chrisgwinn says:

    921!

  617. Jade Lipscomb says:

    828

  618. ALF says:

    720

    (My first guess was 437, but someone’s beaten me to it :-))

  619. Steve Hiner says:

    615

  620. david lascelles says:

    474 which is my birthday

  621. katiemac says:

    379

  622. jason edwards says:

    877

  623. Laura H says:

    893 … primarily because it hasn’t been chosen yet according to Firefox’s find functionality ;-)

  624. Mike Pettypiece says:

    863

  625. Ben says:

    938

  626. Tim Keating says:

    373

  627. Mike says:

    John, given that the # of posts is going to (easily) be over 1000, can we have a consolation prize? How about the person whose post-index-number(you know what I mean) matches your number gets an autographed cat photo?

  628. michael says:

    623

  629. Doc Hatter says:

    I choose 6. Because single-digits aren’t getting enough love here.

  630. Paul A. says:

    985

    also, will you post a graph of picks? it would be interesting to see if there is a skew towards a specific point (s) ..

  631. Eric Picholle says:

    328 ?

  632. Tammy says:

    556 :)

  633. dukie1993 says:

    8

  634. bkd69 says:

    398

  635. MikailBorg says:

    My guess: 268.

  636. Dan says:

    371. If you didn’t pick that number, you know you meant to, so go ahead and change your mind – I won’t tell.

  637. Norayr Gurnagul says:

    I’ll go with 510

  638. DGL says:

    495

  639. Arkessian says:

    726… since my other guesses were already taken…

  640. Stephan says:

    879

  641. Chris B says:

    522

  642. Alexandre says:

    114

  643. Ari B. says:

    326

  644. joelfinkle says:

    534

  645. Matt says:

    341

  646. Lynn McGuire says:

    174

  647. Justin says:

    86!

  648. Chris says:

    248

  649. Triangle Man says:

    152

  650. Hobbes_Kat says:

    478

  651. Barb. S. says:

    803

  652. 325

  653. 213.

  654. Annalee says:

    861

  655. Trey Wren says:

    215

  656. Erik Harrison says:

    188

  657. Someone says:

    11

  658. dunmurderin says:

    234

  659. Wendy L says:

    No whammies, no whammies….

    444.

  660. Bill says:

    946

  661. Kara says:

    88

  662. Sam N. says:

    466

  663. Trevor Curtis says:

    46

  664. Tammy says:

    311

  665. Michaela says:

    8377

  666. Dr. Phil says:

    822

  667. Victoria says:

    628 :)

  668. 992

    And now I grovel for a free book. I have left my dignity at the door.

  669. Brennon Church says:

    305

  670. Darury says:

    339 .. since 3*3 = 9 and 9/3 =3

  671. 736.

    Because “42″ is too obvious.

  672. Mickie T says:

    459 Why not?

  673. R says:

    523!

  674. RobF says:

    439. So there.

  675. Brennon Church says:

    Awesome! I was post 666, which was my first choice until I saw someone else had already taken it.

  676. Joan says:

    606 if you please.

  677. Robin Raianiemi says:

    801.

  678. Ronald Morton says:

    725

  679. Tom says:

    872 – Congrats to the winner, and tell your cat thanks, too!

  680. wayfare says:

    898.

  681. takingwing says:

    Dammit, I don’t usually comment but this was too good to resist. 449.

  682. Deb says:

    575

    (Following the haiku idea of previous contests.)

    PICK ME! please.

  683. MikeE says:

    687

  684. lurker says:

    333

  685. scowley says:

    73

  686. Laz says:

    433.

  687. Jon Rissik says:

    742.
    It’s not the taking part – it’s the winning that counts…

  688. leonr says:

    679

  689. Michael O'Keefe says:

    300

  690. hugh57 says:

    418

  691. sigkate says:

    275 ftw

  692. GeekDa42 says:

    834?

  693. kbierre says:

    791

  694. KevinQ says:

    769.

    K

  695. singingdragon says:

    103

  696. micah says:

    541.

  697. Jayowen says:

    483

    I was going to guess 691 since that was the next comment number, but it was taken.

  698. Matthew Del Papa says:

    Upright Infinity … er, 8.

  699. Paul D says:

    225

  700. Malana says:

    447

  701. Cpt Cliff says:

    436 yEA!!!!!

  702. Chris says:

    246

  703. Cam Turner says:

    104

  704. Bob Seevers says:

    41; hey, it was Ben-Hur’s number in the galley. “Row well and you will live.”

  705. Sean says:

    532

  706. Cecily says:

    826

    I love browsers with a ctrl+f feature. :)

  707. DBM says:

    501

  708. Bensdad00 says:

    717

  709. Dan says:

    2

  710. Darn it! All the good numbers are already taken, so…

    59

  711. 2

  712. Elizabeth says:

    100 please :-)

  713. Chris Triolo says:

    829. Woooo

  714. Rick says:

    522

  715. Miles Beck says:

    986

  716. Chrisj says:

    825, if overseas is allowed.

  717. Dave Bush says:

    785

  718. Gotta be kidding me! Dude picked 2 right before I did. What are the odds of that?

    Do we get a prize just for being cosmically in tune on your website?

  719. Eddie says:

    433?

  720. DougK says:

    How about 491?

  721. Kelly Brown says:

    829

  722. Hunter says:

    438

  723. Tuck says:

    437

  724. Sooz says:

    303

  725. Jonathan says:

    613

  726. Wendy says:

    135

  727. Jeremiah says:

    895

  728. Larry says:

    723 !

  729. Stephen says:

    88

  730. John Shea says:

    106

  731. Edward says:

    574

  732. Mary says:

    397

  733. smeek1958 says:

    153

  734. Victor says:

    200

  735. Steve says:

    719

  736. VodkaCat says:

    622 Yeah, baby!

  737. Todd says:

    584

  738. Kerry says:

    33

  739. Andrew says:

    289

  740. JimF says:

    1998

  741. Arthur Narvaez says:

    833

  742. Bea says:

    45

  743. Lynossa says:

    30?

  744. Josh W says:

    99

  745. EuanH. says:

    827

  746. DreadPirate says:

    214!

  747. Agris says:

    775

  748. Brandon says:

    421

  749. Mark Holyome says:

    317

  750. Sarcasmorator says:

    26

  751. Laura says:

    How about 140?

  752. Erik says:

    512

  753. Stephanie says:

    Hmmmmmm……999

  754. kaptain says:

    i think someone already said 42 AND 23 so I feel the best answer would be “e”

  755. JimF says:

    opps that’s more than a 1000…. (91)

  756. John Tilden says:

    104.

  757. Gwen says:

    259 (First string of numbers that my find function didn’t show as already having been chosen. I would also like to win a bonus prize for MOST AWKWARD SENTENCE.)

  758. mattw says:

    978

  759. Remmik says:

    762

  760. Bruce says:

    745

  761. David says:

    929!

  762. Kaethe says:

    515

  763. CJ says:

    #751, please

  764. PacoQ says:

    912

  765. Dejaffa says:

    330

  766. Jeff says:

    369, sounds like a winning number to me.

  767. Phil says:

    378!

  768. James Elkins says:

    I’m going to go with 237.

    This is because when I began this comment 732 people had responded.

  769. james coleman says:

    number 13

  770. Michael Messano says:

    442

  771. LAJ says:

    513.

    Which cat?

  772. Nekussa says:

    682

  773. KBTibbs says:

    619

  774. Jason says:

    78

  775. Mr. Jones and Me says:

    412

  776. BDiamond says:

    513

  777. Dave says:

    685

  778. Katrina says:

    458

    Cheers & thanks for the contest!

  779. rick says:

    66

  780. Miscellaneous Steve says:

    923

  781. Blainesgirl says:

    42

  782. Mark says:

    487

  783. Kyla says:

    308

  784. Chris S. says:

    John,

    Outside of taking a road trip to Bradford and knocking on your door, how can we verify that the number you wife knows, and would not lie about, is accurately reported on this blog by you?

  785. C. Rebman says:

    Lucky numbers will already be chosen, as will unlucky numbers (if you are the superstitious type). Of course Douglas Adams has been invoked a few times…

    So since I can’t use any of the numbers I would normally have used, lets just go with 667.

  786. JJS says:

    By now, it’s too late to read all these hundreds of comments to check for duplicates, so I will guess the ultimate 3-digit number. It just has to be 666.

  787. Only A Lad says:

    Do I hear 175?

  788. Sean says:

    784

  789. Chris says:

    612

  790. Cnote56 says:

    894…Love your work. Plowing through Old Man’s War and can’t wait to read them all!!!!

  791. Renee says:

    972. Can’t wait for the new book and hope to meet you in Columbus during your “world tour.”

  792. WendyB_09 says:

    153

  793. Don says:

    173

  794. CRash says:

    108

    All of my usual guesses were taken… Dastardly number-stealing psychics, snatching my favorite numbers right out of my mind like that!

  795. Tank Killer says:

    849

  796. Diana says:

    145

  797. Marty Delahunty says:

    873

  798. fred royle says:

    671

  799. Theophylact says:

    1, because why the hell not.

  800. Riva L. says:

    374

  801. Sam says:

    710; please and thank you are the magic words.

  802. xochi says:

    253. I think that’s not been picked, but that guy who decided to enter that long string of decimals made it a little more difficult to tell. Boo!

  803. C. Rebman says:

    NOW I find my number. So much for that. Y’know John, maybe 1 to 1000 wasn’t a large enough spread.

    Oh well, you know I’ll be here for the next giveaway!

  804. ted hardy says:

    951

  805. Alternative Eric S. says:

    507

  806. tbronley says:

    8

  807. heinleinfan says:

    33

  808. batears says:

    226

  809. Bernd Meyer says:

    711 is my guess

  810. bcarrigan says:

    i

  811. notTHATcher says:

    331.
    Because my birthday is 3/31, and then you could announce me the winner ON my birthday, WITH my birthday.

  812. Tom says:

    362

  813. J. Jones says:

    72

  814. Monica says:

    27

  815. Ann says:

    458

  816. Dan says:

    576

  817. 5crew says:

    916

  818. Jim says:

    809.

    And…wow. Maybe it shoulda been a number between 1 and 10,000.

  819. 510
    The publication date is 5/10/11.

  820. Bella says:

    503

  821. Jamie Sidey says:

    539

  822. Chris S. says:

    @bcarrigan

    If you mean “i” as the imaginary number, then remember that complex numbers cannot be ordered, so a complex number between 1 and 1000 will not work.

  823. Mai says:

    524

  824. ~ap~ says:

    Let’s try… 119.

  825. Ian says:

    2! Thats right, two!

  826. Joseph Finn says:

    150

  827. thom jenkins says:

    649

  828. Chip says:

    I’ll pick 662 please.

  829. Steve says:

    747

  830. Neil in Chicago says:

    It SAYS 783 comments, but MY number is
    235

  831. roberthahn says:

    519

  832. MB Partlow says:

    362

  833. Brad says:

    620 is not taken!!! Well now it is, whew…

  834. Richard M says:

    817 !!

  835. Michael Apfelbeck says:

    607

  836. Drew MacDonald says:

    889

  837. OmegaMom says:

    291

  838. 399

  839. Celia M says:

    186 Love this contest. Brings me back.

  840. Michael F says:

    613

  841. Blake says:

    791

  842. Warren Terra says:

    There are already 803 comments (not, I think, completely nonredundant), and I’m not going to go through them searching for vacancies. Iconoclasm is therefore my recourse; I choose not to assume the number is an integer (Scalzi doesn’t appear to have said it is, after all). I would choose pi, but a few people have gone there before me – a couple spammed large numbers of digits, and one even spelled it “pie”. I’ll therefore go for 33 1/3. Just for the record.

  843. Anne says:

    371

  844. Lorin says:

    777

  845. Andrew Grubbs says:

    73

  846. DeAnn says:

    I’ll play… 216.

  847. Ed Hall says:

    961

  848. matt wilbert says:

    294

  849. Pat says:

    774

  850. Elektra says:

    9

  851. Ray Blake says:

    855

  852. Hellbly says:

    20… as the age of your lovely wife

  853. Jack says:

    692!

  854. Sean says:

    359

  855. deb zwez says:

    You crack me up! 330 is my guess.

  856. Wilson says:

    381

  857. JohnJ says:

    773

  858. Marc Moskowitz says:

    What the hey. 97.

  859. Brigid says:

    406

  860. Joel says:

    Darn – someone took pi already.

    S’all good, though. I already got one.

  861. Nate says:

    840

  862. Louise P says:

    739

  863. Cb3 says:

    315

  864. Shannon Daly says:

    761

  865. Bonnie says:

    9 :)

  866. luke says:

    462

  867. Steve van der Burg says:

    759

  868. Scott says:

    335

  869. Michael Presson says:

    109

  870. Daniel says:

    One.

  871. "Greg" says:

    508

  872. Christine says:

    857

  873. Henchman 24 says:

    716

  874. Meagan says:

    396

  875. Tad says:

    867

  876. 812

  877. Lydia Miller says:

    849

  878. Emma X says:

    285

    ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ

  879. Jim Beaver says:

    42

  880. Andria says:

    505

  881. Justin says:

    It has to be 144
    (12 is the best number–the only possible way to come close is 12 x 12, so there you go)

  882. Tor says:

    458

  883. Kristin says:

    130

  884. Michael in Vcr says:

    17

    Why? Because.

    Cheers

  885. JDack says:

    98.6

  886. Mike says:

    549

  887. Christopher says:

    It must be 257

  888. Brad D says:

    3

  889. Scott says:

    84

    I love the comments from people about not wanting to read all of the comments to see if their number is taken. A simple search is all that it took!

  890. marc waldman says:

    142

  891. I don’t think I saw a 72 up there, so……. why not?

  892. Palooka Joe says:

    118

  893. Dan says:

    728

  894. Mike says:

    655!!!!!

  895. HCombs says:

    2001

  896. Scott says:

    19.84

    Just in case it’s NOT a whole number.

  897. Catherinem says:

    41

  898. Stephen says:

    411

  899. Derek J. Goodman says:

    891

  900. Bill says:

    881

  901. Curtis says:

    672

  902. Gary Snodgrass says:

    742

  903. Dixon Cashwell says:

    763

  904. mike navratil says:

    321

  905. Allison says:

    116 plz

  906. Michael Martin says:

    516 please. :)

  907. Simon says:

    I’ll go 866.

  908. Flanders says:

    904

  909. Michael Rosenberg says:

    317

  910. Dave says:

    89

  911. Craig says:

    569

  912. Herbie says:

    793

  913. Jennie says:

    928

  914. Paul says:

    470

  915. Michael Metzger says:

    317

  916. Alex Richard says:

    673

  917. Joe in Jersey says:

    729

  918. JimW says:

    909

  919. Em says:

    424

  920. Teya says:

    643

  921. Steve Boyko says:

    968

  922. Brett says:

    777

  923. Lars-Erik says:

    93

  924. Tom Negrino says:

    My infallible (unless it’s not) guess is 614.

  925. Spencer Pranger says:

    30

  926. Ryan says:

    457

  927. 953

  928. Gearskull says:

    858!

  929. D Peoples says:

    321

  930. John O. says:

    125.

  931. Tam says:

    589

  932. lind says:

    15

  933. Bebe says:

    374

  934. Clay says:

    473

  935. Collin A Olson says:

    743

  936. Justin says:

    133.

  937. A.J. says:

    Let’s go with 14.

  938. calcioal says:

    Seeing as pi has been guessed like 5 times, i’m going to go with the number e (~2.718…)

  939. htom says:

    221 Fireball. Great cartridge, the Remington XP-100 is a fine handgun. Hard to conceal, though!

  940. Peter says:

    645

  941. MVS says:

    88

  942. Jared Barnes says:

    Put me down for 151 good sir!

  943. Roger Miller says:

    was going to pick 330 in honor of this contest and my wife’s birthday, but will have to settle for 621, our anniversary. :) Cheap and easy, it’s how I roll.

  944. FWHagen says:

    My guess is 640, please!

  945. David says:

    390

  946. KD says:

    405, which is my husband’s birthday!

  947. Aub says:

    281

  948. John Wenger says:

    805

  949. Erin says:

    34

  950. Tim says:

    871

  951. Matt says:

    1001! I’m betting it was a trick question.

  952. 307

  953. Jonas says:

    450 sounds like a good number! (my first choice was taken….)

  954. lizrdgizrd says:

    2

  955. Neal_with_an_a says:

    719?

  956. Nathan says:

    337

  957. mlorenson says:

    993!

  958. Todd Stull says:

    308

  959. Eddie says:

    85

  960. Ron Bombard says:

    0 ? for your love of cokezero?

    666

  961. 822

  962. Karhe says:

    592

  963. JB says:

    201!

  964. I’ll go with 954.

  965. BarstoolBabe says:

    961 for being the 961st guess.

  966. Zac says:

    7644

  967. Chris says:

    570

  968. Hal says:

    193

  969. nancileigh says:

    965

  970. eric s says:

    423

  971. EMA says:

    954

  972. Sedagive says:

    633

  973. YouichiHophop says:

    234

  974. Laura says:

    I’m late to the game, but I submit:

    17

  975. Mike says:

    960

  976. Pedro says:

    423

  977. Steve Burnap says:

    251.

  978. Ferday says:

    977

  979. Lee Eddy says:

    431!

  980. Jaime says:

    802

  981. Josh Bales says:

    Let’s try…814.

  982. 555.

  983. Cole Drewes says:

    888

  984. Cody says:

    73

  985. JFloydKeller says:

    545, I hope.

  986. KSB says:

    95

  987. Jette says:

    788.

  988. Cindy says:

    677

  989. ryber says:

    1

  990. John Dilick says:

    714

  991. Rusty Webb says:

    9

  992. Brian C says:

    I’m feeeling like…..696

  993. Amadan says:

    14782

  994. M.A. says:

    78

  995. Meredith says:

    916

  996. Anne says:

    455

  997. Darrin says:

    767

  998. Ken says:

    451

  999. Butch Howard says:

    971

  1000. shawna says:

    722

  1001. Nolan Duino says:

    289

  1002. Hugh says:

    665 (The number of the beast’s little brother)

  1003. Sam C says:

    362

  1004. Ell says:

    54

  1005. John Scalzi says:

    Dude. 1,000 comments!

  1006. Siva says:

    1000

  1007. Tony Dye says:

    445 seems free. I’ll take that one!

  1008. Edd Vick says:

    831.

  1009. mopomi says:

    348

  1010. PeterL says:

    I was going to pick 330, but that’s so 3 hours ago. I’ll go for 414.

  1011. John Nelson says:

    How about 942?

  1012. Andrew says:

    469

  1013. Jeff says:

    487

  1014. Off Colfax says:

    371

    Or bribery with a Get Out Of Lent Free pass, allowing you and a family member special dispensation from requiring any specific ritual cleansing authorized by the Catholic Church.

    (Hey. It’s a good idea, no?)

  1015. schambers says:

    100

  1016. kate says:

    467

  1017. shannon says:

    327

  1018. Hélène says:

    41

  1019. Sam says:

    808

  1020. Cooper says:

    768

  1021. Mandy C. says:

    Smack dab in the middle… 500.

  1022. frienetic says:

    5

  1023. rock yoo says:

    724 !!!!!!

  1024. Jeff Hudson says:

    360

  1025. Christine says:

    763

  1026. Carl Wolcott says:

    546

  1027. iain says:

    216 (representin’, as the youngsters say)

  1028. Luke from Pittsburgh says:

    892

  1029. phunk says:

    Over 1000 comments, wonder how many are repeats…

  1030. Chris S. says:

    311

  1031. loximuthal says:

    963

  1032. geekygirl602 says:

    The number 220

  1033. spragujs says:

    885?

  1034. Zedug says:

    856

  1035. Heather says:

    648.

  1036. Eloise says:

    654

  1037. Rich says:

    1

    Well it works on the Price is Right……..

  1038. Wayne Moroney says:

    464

  1039. Kris says:

    5

  1040. Joel says:

    674!

  1041. Sihaya says:

    638

  1042. Emma Stewart says:

    369

  1043. isabel says:

    780!

  1044. Loserish says:

    318

  1045. 126

  1046. Jaye says:

    Wow. There’s a lot of pressure here!

    482

  1047. Justin says:

    I cannot follow the conversation in this thread AT ALL!

  1048. Jennifer McGuire says:

    854

  1049. Kayla says:

    hmmmm…..i want…..7!

  1050. Sarah M. says:

    110

    With over 1000 guesses so far, the pickings are slim.

  1051. Tori says:

    609 :)

  1052. MC Alcock says:

    53

  1053. Luke says:

    117. I hate this number, so here’s hoping it can redeem itself, somehow.

  1054. Pucca the Rabbit says:

    966

  1055. Don Dorrance says:

    2

  1056. htom says:

    John, are you conducting an experiment to see how many guesses are needed to put at least one guess into each of the thousand bins labeled 1..1000, and then you’ll reveal the answer?

  1057. 256

  1058. Monk says:

    531

  1059. Dave Power says:

    Let’s go with 149.

  1060. Brian Brown says:

    705

  1061. KT Howard says:

    42!!!!

  1062. GilliganLQ says:

    56

  1063. Rick Krueger says:

    236!

  1064. Sarah Radley says:

    374

  1065. Mike says:

    544 doesn’t seem to be taken yet.

  1066. euge says:

    478

  1067. Any number times zero?
    Infinity plus 1?
    #1 lamest way to chose a winner? ;D

    Oops, I lost!

  1068. Ben says:

    122

  1069. Tim Mulcock says:

    Oh my God. Uhhmmm….. 722?

  1070. Steve says:

    112 (the first number that I couldn’t Find on this page except as a post number)

  1071. Clifford Whiting says:

    553

  1072. Mike B says:

    805

  1073. MaHa says:

    557

  1074. 691

  1075. rvdtg says:

    397

  1076. 569

  1077. J. Quirk says:

    Since there are already over 1000 comments the likelihood of getting a unique number between 1 and 1000 is pretty slim. That said, today is my mother’s birthday so I’ll guess 66 in her honor.

  1078. Jesse says:

    122 please!

  1079. Ed says:

    I pick Zero. Wait … what!?

    DAMNIT BRAIN!!!

  1080. Andrew Hackard says:

    998.

  1081. Bill Sides says:

    555

  1082. Zachary Hamilton says:

    395

  1083. Nentuaby says:

    501

  1084. mo pie says:

    Based on my search, I think my lucky number, 35, might still be available! I’ll take 35.

  1085. Beth says:

    I’ll take 375

  1086. Charlie Keen says:

    915

  1087. Dave says:

    792!

  1088. Patti says:

    657 – fun, thanks!

  1089. Adrienne C says:

    432 is my guess. I hope no one else picked it, I’m not going to check.

  1090. mr.shivers says:

    77

  1091. 565

  1092. Fleahide says:

    624

  1093. KDale says:

    186

  1094. Paul Wirtz says:

    hope it’s not a dupe

    685

  1095. Nate says:

    144

  1096. Kilks says:

    670!!

  1097. Greg says:

    885

  1098. A Puckett says:

    835

  1099. Chris W says:

    407 is my guess.

  1100. Chuk says:

    I know it was 676.

  1101. Kim says:

    26

  1102. MaryL says:

    535

  1103. Andreas says:

    There’s only one number worth mentioning and its….

    42

  1104. thepi says:

    535

  1105. I shall pick the number, “and.” Thank you good sir!

  1106. JJ says:

    79

  1107. dominic says:

    400

  1108. Carl V. says:

    871

  1109. Gary Kloster says:

    27

  1110. RobR says:

    739

  1111. metacat says:

    330

  1112. Miles Archer says:

    63

  1113. Tony Dye says:

    More than a hundred posts over the number range’s max… some people around here need to learn Ctrl-f.

    At least it’ll be easy enough to determine who won.

  1114. Berimon says:

    667

  1115. Illexius says:

    I’ll be going with 636 please.

  1116. Philip says:

    365

  1117. Dsayko says:

    218

  1118. Keegan Evans says:

    97

  1119. Cherry Anderson says:

    312

  1120. Keegan Evans says:

    Blast, my first search missed the 97 OP!

  1121. Cristian Popescu says:

    435

  1122. Micah Joel says:

    860

  1123. aproustian says:

    216

  1124. tiberius says:

    183

  1125. Wolfhunter2002 says:

    999

  1126. Alexander Wilder says:

    546

  1127. Scotty H says:

    77

  1128. Emily says:

    914

  1129. AlanM says:

    625!

    It wasn’t taken!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  1130. Arkem says:

    625

  1131. Jim Barker says:

    239

  1132. Arkem says:

    Damnit, now I have to search for another free number!

  1133. melissa says:

    571 – for the same reason as AlanM. It wasn’t taken.

  1134. Alex says:

    228

  1135. Ben E. says:

    637

  1136. GinBerlin says:

    13

  1137. Abe says:

    130. Please be 130!

  1138. Arkem says:

    353 (and I hope this doesn’t count as guessing twice)

  1139. JennG says:

    437!

  1140. Paul L says:

    630

  1141. Jazz says:

    560!

  1142. John R says:

    862

  1143. Cathryn says:

    932

  1144. bigsandwich6 says:

    6

  1145. KenS says:

    403

  1146. Eric says:

    412

    It’s the area code for Pittsburgh. That’s why.

  1147. Alan says:

    76.5 (the number of liters in a Scalzi)

  1148. Kim says:

    7

  1149. 997

    It’s the largest prime less than 1000.

  1150. Chris says:

    344

  1151. Brent Smith says:

    498 – the first number I could find that isn’t taken.

  1152. Todd M. says:

    931

  1153. Michael Kirkland says:

    947

  1154. Geoffcuddy says:

    39

  1155. alia says:

    23

  1156. btrous says:

    413

  1157. Bradley says:

    71

  1158. bcarrigan says:

    e

  1159. KSP says:

    348

  1160. Peter says:

    475

  1161. Chacha says:

    988

    Apparently not yet taken (fingers crossed).

  1162. Sidders says:

    456

  1163. Laura McGonigal says:

    340

  1164. Ken R. says:

    704

  1165. Kit Smith says:

    With the 1162nd pick in the Fuzzy Nation draft, I select 296!

  1166. PoppaJ says:

    637

  1167. Brandon says:

    690, Sucks to show up after there are over 1000 posts.

  1168. Paul says:

    Random.org says 951

  1169. Matthew says:

    259 ( If is isn’t already taken).

  1170. Andrew Kessler says:

    991! duh.

  1171. Billy Quiets says:

    14

  1172. yuval says:

    of course : 644
    how can it be otherwise ?

  1173. Abbey Thompson says:

    453!

  1174. Rob K says:

    89

  1175. Jamilyn says:

    4721

  1176. Jamilyn says:

    wow I need to work on my reading comprehension. I thought it said between 1 and 10,000. Can I cange my answer to 333?

  1177. A.M. Donovan says:

    468 is my guess. Looking forward to what you have done with H. Beam Pipers world.

  1178. Melissa Gregory-Simon says:

    222

  1179. Eunnie says:

    32 – Thankfully you can use a search function to find your number without actually have to read all the posts.

  1180. Melissa T says:

    191

  1181. Blaine says:

    739?

  1182. CJT says:

    138

  1183. Seb RP says:

    651! Thanks!

  1184. TOM STREETER says:

    Let’s say: 933

  1185. 888!

  1186. Mari says:

    693

  1187. Joel Rigby says:

    905

  1188. Michael says:

    My guess is 617.

  1189. Dan says:

    753

  1190. skipjim says:

    136 (took a while to find a number that hadn’t been guessed)

  1191. critter42 says:

    This is kind of self-limiting – I didn’t see this until now, there are already over 1000 comments and by my searching it appears all numbers have been picked. Therefore, any number I post will be at least the second post of that number, and by the rules of the contest above, I cannot win.

    so I will guess 42 for no other reason than because I can.

  1192. Andy says:

    887 Thanks

  1193. Louis Krijnen says:

    Hello, I’m guessing 908. But I’d be very surprised if that even came close.

    Is there a consolation prize for the comment that had to travel the farthest around the world? That would give me a better chance, since this comment comes from halfway across the globe – Belgium (proud holder of the world record “days spent trying to form a federal government”, and increasing it every day – we’re at day 260-something, i’ve lost count)

    Louis Krijnen

  1194. Dave Carney says:

    896

  1195. Laura says:

    319

  1196. Justme says:

    611

  1197. K.W. Ramsey says:

    585

  1198. Hann1bal says:

    632.7

    You didn’t specify “a whole number between 1 and 1000″. So, anything not forbidden is mandatory.

  1199. Mike Kranjcevich says:

    A, the letter not the number….sheesh!! Like you picked a number…..

  1200. Dave says:

    350

  1201. Ross says:

    905

  1202. Brian Stone says:

    Guessing 77.

  1203. Grigory says:

    Ye gods – it’s only been a few hours and there’s already over a thousand comments?! I’m staking my claim on 536 before anybody else gets to it. :)

  1204. Ross says:

    I count just under 200 integers still unclaimed at this point.

  1205. Pip Hunn says:

    967.
    Because CTRL-F can’t possibly have failed me!

  1206. Lizzibabe says:

    Hah! More than enough people to have guessed every single number in the queue!

    I’m guessing 12!

  1207. jeff ball says:

    478

  1208. Andrew says:

    408

  1209. Corey Liz says:

    230

  1210. Gary Fink says:

    Long list of taken numbers. A number, not yet taken then is:

    661

  1211. MadLogician says:

    96

  1212. Andrew Walker says:

    My guess is 888

  1213. Desiree Walker says:

    432

  1214. Christine Walker says:

    624

  1215. Sarah N says:

    159.

  1216. 550

  1217. Terry says:

    979

  1218. Steve says:

    442

  1219. J Cacaw says:

    4!

  1220. Doc Rocketscience says:

    88

  1221. eliza says:

    478

  1222. geoff thorpe says:

    700

  1223. Dave Smith says:

    42

  1224. Marsha S says:

    148

  1225. Ann says:

    770

  1226. katster says:

    756. *nod*

    Hey, it’s as good as any other number.

  1227. 16.

  1228. Matt says:

    145

  1229. LoLo Gibson says:

    514

  1230. Warren Terra says:

    I note that each comment is automatically assigned a number – for the first 1000 comments, that number is an integer between 1 and 1000, inclusive. By commenting, you are “choosing” a unique number – the number assigned to your comment. It is therefore possible that all the thought and effort given to choosing a number was unnecessary; merely by commenting, you have chosen the number on which your eligibility depends. It may be relevant that Scalzi was careful not to post a comment himself within the first 1,000 comments, and that he stated that he would be rounding down – potentially, this would be a solution for a situation in which fewer than 1,000 people commented, not that such a situation was especially likely.

    There are a couple of corollaries to this theory:
    1) If the theory is right, the contest may be over. 1,000 comments were made, and one of those comments had the integer Scalzi was thinking of, or the integer closest to and less than it. So maybe there’s no longer a point to entering.
    2) On the other hand, the rules say:

    You can only guess one number, and you can only guess once.

    By this reasoning, the many people who selected a number by commenting and also proposed a number of their own choosing have in fact named two numbers. They’ve broken the rules, and must be disqualified from winning (or worse, somehow!). Still some people have commented without naming a number; as I recall, at least one person just said “pie”, which was a delightfully tasty non-sequitur and not a number at all. Of course, I commented previously, and in that comment I named a number, so I would be among the disqualified (twice over, assuming the number of this comment is counted).
    3) The third corollary, to be seen in the rule quoted in my second corollary, is that Professional Writer John Scalzi was misleading or careless in his use of the word “guess”, as no active guessing would in fact be involved. This seems rather unlikely, so I choose to disregard this third corollary.

    Best of luck to all who have eligible entries!

  1231. Omaha Lisa says:

    301 with Pretty Please on top!

  1232. konarosemary says:

    333

  1233. Cameron Poole says:

    121

  1234. Jon M says:

    338 sounds reasonable

  1235. Kate says:

    123 ?

  1236. Eli says:

    542.

  1237. jger says:

    186

  1238. MEM says:

    941

  1239. Tim M. says:

    518

  1240. pedantic peasant says:

    Thank you for the opportunity.

    My guess is 832.

  1241. Jarred says:

    737

  1242. Tori S. says:

    494!

  1243. JuileH says:

    825

  1244. Jon says:

    41

  1245. PeterM says:

    244

  1246. Roger says:

    Gotta go with my area code: 505

  1247. throgmorton says:

    124

  1248. Bennihana123 says:

    634 BABY!

  1249. J Allen Scott says:

    194

  1250. Mike Ancell says:

    330

  1251. Charles says:

    463

  1252. Laurie says:

    Over 1000 comments, so theoretically every number may be taken, and I have no chance. However, I shall choose lucky 13.

  1253. John says:

    632

  1254. Ri says:

    980

  1255. Lance says:

    713.

  1256. sfnowak says:

    742
    And for no particular reason whasoever.
    So there!

  1257. Andy says:

    510 seems to be your birthday + the release day… what are the odds of that?

  1258. Anarra says:

    487

  1259. Jeff Burton says:

    Trying to check all the thousand-plus entries so far just made me tired and sad, so I’ll just go with 331 cuz it’s my birthday.

  1260. Marcella S says:

    I’m gonna go with 126

  1261. contentlove says:

    791

  1262. Rebecca Hb. says:

    642

  1263. Kevo says:

    IRT Warren Terra he did not actually say *inclusive* those people who have guessed 1 or 1,000 might also be sorely disappointed. Other than that I liked your analysis.
    Now then; 815 for me.

  1264. Andrew Barham says:

    146

  1265. Rembrant says:

    493
    The pi twins made the search a little longer.
    I’ll live.

  1266. Maryann C. says:

    17

  1267. Banruo says:

    156

  1268. Jonathan says:

    984. Because it’s not taken, even after thousands of comments.

  1269. Chris says:

    868, yes, please, and thank you.

  1270. Frank Hamsher says:

    Why 32 of course!

  1271. Gunnar Sigurdsson says:

    389

  1272. KiddRodelo says:

    134

  1273. Kurt D. says:

    726

  1274. Steve says:

    388

  1275. GW3 says:

    664

    The number of the guy who lives downstairs from The Beast.

  1276. Terry says:

    219.

  1277. Sarah says:

    197

  1278. Adam says:

    348, Bob.

  1279. Paige says:

    679

  1280. kilowatthour says:

    388, if you please.

  1281. Bill Leisner says:

    490

  1282. a different phil says:

    Don’t forget, folks, that your browser includes a “Find” function that lets you search for text on a page. So, you can check before you post if your proposed integer is claimed.

    And, I note that John didn’t say “integer”, he said “number”. So, that would mean that technically, real numbers are an available option. I saw pi and maybe e.

  1283. Beth says:

    635

  1284. tommyspoon says:

    273

  1285. Amy says:

    453

  1286. Anne Gray says:

    I’ll guess 167.

  1287. Michael C. says:

    199

  1288. Octane says:

    547

  1289. Kevin Williams says:

    0.9999999….

  1290. Keith Soltys says:

    How about 1?

  1291. JJ Brannon says:

    7

  1292. Dwight says:

    Gads, I gotta go through 1200 comments to see if someone posted my number?? x.O

    723

  1293. Judith Wallerius says:

    875.
    And who’d have thought that so close to 1300 comments there are still some free numbers left.

  1294. Kris F. says:

    900 shall be mine.

  1295. Michelle Schick says:

    573

  1296. Adam Sloan says:

    3, the magic number. :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0irL1M15DH8

    Chances are I’ve doubled up on like 27 people, but my lunch break is only so long…

  1297. Sunny says:

    eleventy-one

  1298. Beau says:

    (1000-50)+49-32*0.5

  1299. Ron Ronsayro says:

    128

  1300. Rene Quebec says:

    42

  1301. Stephanie Weippert says:

    800 I think it’s not taken yet.

  1302. Blaise says:

    my guess is 269

  1303. Scott says:

    771

  1304. Todd Dashoff says:

    721

  1305. Jenny says:

    49

  1306. Elaine says:

    260

  1307. DMBonanno says:

    916

  1308. Jon says:

    73

  1309. mka says:

    24

  1310. going for the super lucky…. 777

  1311. Michele says:

    489 please.

  1312. Tom Mays says:

    427. The rest of you can now stop applying.

  1313. Johnathan says:

    I choose phi, the golden ratio, appoximately = 1.61803

  1314. Chris says:

    851

  1315. 334

  1316. Dan B. says:

    955, because I have to try.

  1317. chris harrison says:

    Seven Hundred Thirty Two. (732)

  1318. Edith says:

    10

  1319. Dave Huss says:

    No thanks, I’d rather give you cash when it comes out. Cool idea though. Have fun.
    Dave

  1320. Jack Sprat says:

    650

  1321. Matt says:

    919

  1322. fizzchick says:

    327

  1323. Ken Paulson says:

    791

  1324. Paul Marcino says:

    297

  1325. josh says:

    796

  1326. Roger E. says:

    300.

  1327. Zach says:

    317

  1328. Noah says:

    972

  1329. cassidy says:

    503

  1330. Fletcher says:

    333

  1331. Dave says:

    477

  1332. Paul Bierman says:

    280

  1333. Doug Kerr says:

    909 is the answer, and 909 it shall be !

  1334. Jake says:

    257

  1335. Semperfiona says:

    684

  1336. Joshua Ellis says:

    7.

  1337. Alex Oreschak says:

    437

  1338. Kvon says:

    23

  1339. Mark says:

    777

  1340. jon grizz says:

    320

  1341. tikaanidog says:

    265

  1342. Dan B says:

    485

  1343. Dan B says:

    bummer!

  1344. Patrick says:

    330!

  1345. Ingrid de Beus says:

    I guess: 970!

    What does it say about my day that this is the most fun I’ve had in it? *sigh*

    Thanks, John!

  1346. 681

  1347. Elijah says:

    9 3/4.
    He didn’t say it was an integer, after all. Just a number.

  1348. Marlon says:

    605 because it’s the first number in the set random.org generated for me that I couldn’t ctrl+f (it took a while to find).

  1349. Matt Fitzgerald says:

    My guess is 586

  1350. Björn says:

    I say 180

  1351. Hackerbunny says:

    78

  1352. Joerg Mosthaf says:

    284 – that’s my wedding anniversary (in german notation) and my lucky number

  1353. Mark Whybird says:

    Um, 750 doesn’t seem to be taken yet. 750.

  1354. African-Al says:

    182

  1355. Jim Worrad says:

    69

  1356. Chris says:

    618

  1357. Mark Davidson says:

    801

  1358. John Scalzi says:

    The winner is revealed here. Thanks, everyone, for playing!