You know how I said that because you have to pay $5 for the tickets to attend my author event tonight (or, if you buy your copy of Fuzzy Nation from the University Book store, you get the tickets thrown in free), that I would make it up to you by doing something special for you that only you would get?
I kind of lied.
You won’t get one special thing, only for you.
It’s possible there will be more. Oh, yes. SO MUCH MORE.
BWA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA.
And that’s not including my interpretive dance tribute to the 90s grunge scene. You get that for free.
What will it all be? You just have to show up to find out.
Tonight! 7:30! University of Washington Campus, Kane Hall, Room 110! Buy your tickets and/or your copy of Fuzzy Nation at the University Bookstore! It’s not too late! I’ve now exceeded my monthly quota of exclamation points! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND CLEAN JUST COME TO THE THING WHY DON’T YOU.
And now, a special note to the people of Portland:
Dudes. You were awesome. I am full of love. And Voodoo donuts. Thank you for coming out.