Surely you did not believe that I was the only one at Clarion with a jaunty hat, did you? As you can see, any such assumption would be wildly, wildly false. And off we go, to fight literary crimes, with me as the Professor X, as it were, of this motley crew of pensters. Oh, the adventures we shall have!
So, yeah, this is my life at Clarion. Hats, ukuleles and literature. I may be having too much fun.
(Pictured: Tim, Andy, Me, British Jim. Feel free to make up hat-related superhero names for the lot of us in the comments.)