An Enigmatic Update For You to Puzzle Over

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1. RobK says:
   January 21, 2012 at 8:23 am

   and the next day they’ll lick legendary books of Epic Confusion songs.
2. Bill-in-DC says:
   January 21, 2012 at 10:19 am

   Ok. I’ll ask. What is the legendary Licked Book of Epic Confusion?
3. Anne says:
   January 21, 2012 at 10:20 am

   The name of his next band of course.
4. Jeff S. says:
   January 21, 2012 at 10:20 am

   I’m just confused…
5. Jeff Burton says:
   January 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

   Not to be confused (or licked, I would imagine) with the Epic Book of Confused Licks: “And the people did cry out in an single voice, ‘Lord! That bottle of ale did hit Clapton in his temple; yet he proceedeth to playin an most awesome fashion! Well, relatively…’”
6. Digital Atheist says:
   January 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

   Licked Book of Epic Confusion is a forthcoming Black Sabbath album featuring heavy metal covers of such artists as: Justin Bieber, Keith Urban, Loretta Lynn, WHAM, and Boy George, just to name a few. Expect this 3 disc tribute to be in stores for this Holiday Season.
7. stencil says:
   January 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm

   Licked links lack laved lips. Limp links love lisping lits. Winkies waff.
   He chortled in his joy.
   .
8. Digital Atheist says:
   January 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

   @stencil:

   That much alliteration should only be uttered by Fibber McGee.

   My parser hurts now thanks to you. :P ;-)
9. Yetistomper says:
   January 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

   Scalzi has ARCs. I hope someone licked a different copy than the one I held.
10. Johnny Carruthers says:
    January 21, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Is this anything like the copy of THE HALLOWEEN TREE that Rachel Bloom licked (repeatedly) in a certain Hugo-nominated video?
11. rick says:
    January 21, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Licking is my second favorite way of getting to know someone. Probably TMI, but I felt like sharing.
12. Patrick Connors says:
    January 21, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I shall commence to writing an epic musical thereof.

    Facts? Who needs ‘em?
13. M.A. says:
    January 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    John, stay out of the catnip. It’s bad for you.
14. Craig Ranapia says:
    January 21, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    But if a bear shits in the woods will anyone hear it?
15. procrastigator says:
    January 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Those filthy, filthy bibliophiles?
16. D. M. Domini says:
    January 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Does this involve Patrick Rothfuss?
17. jim says:
    January 21, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    5:40 mark at this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWNPRp7U4cM&feature=related

    Lick the book. Lick the book.
18. Thena says:
    January 21, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    Didn’t know you still lick glue, Mr. Scalzi….
19. cy90913 says:
    January 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @Digital Atheist

    What holiday? My wife wants to get the album for me…
20. Tyler Tork says:
    January 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Actually they already are, but because of the nature of the subject matter, we don’t know which songs.
21. Diana says:
    January 21, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    I’m pretty sure this involves cats.

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