THEY WERE A LIFETIME TOGETHER
One day, songs will be sung about the legendary Licked Book of Epic Confusion.
That is all.
and the next day they’ll lick legendary books of Epic Confusion songs.
Ok. I’ll ask. What is the legendary Licked Book of Epic Confusion?
The name of his next band of course.
I’m just confused…
Not to be confused (or licked, I would imagine) with the Epic Book of Confused Licks: “And the people did cry out in an single voice, ‘Lord! That bottle of ale did hit Clapton in his temple; yet he proceedeth to playin an most awesome fashion! Well, relatively…’”
Licked Book of Epic Confusion is a forthcoming Black Sabbath album featuring heavy metal covers of such artists as: Justin Bieber, Keith Urban, Loretta Lynn, WHAM, and Boy George, just to name a few. Expect this 3 disc tribute to be in stores for this Holiday Season.
Licked links lack laved lips. Limp links love lisping lits. Winkies waff.
He chortled in his joy.
That much alliteration should only be uttered by Fibber McGee.
My parser hurts now thanks to you. :P ;-)
Scalzi has ARCs. I hope someone licked a different copy than the one I held.
Is this anything like the copy of THE HALLOWEEN TREE that Rachel Bloom licked (repeatedly) in a certain Hugo-nominated video?
Licking is my second favorite way of getting to know someone. Probably TMI, but I felt like sharing.
I shall commence to writing an epic musical thereof.
Facts? Who needs ‘em?
John, stay out of the catnip. It’s bad for you.
But if a bear shits in the woods will anyone hear it?
Those filthy, filthy bibliophiles?
Does this involve Patrick Rothfuss?
5:40 mark at this video:
Lick the book. Lick the book.
Didn’t know you still lick glue, Mr. Scalzi….
What holiday? My wife wants to get the album for me…
Actually they already are, but because of the nature of the subject matter, we don’t know which songs.
I’m pretty sure this involves cats.
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