Computer (and Other Stuff) Update: It’s Been Found! + ARC Giveaway

So first, the good news: My computer bag — and everything in it, including the computer, books and such — has been found. Turns out I didn’t leave it in the cab, I left it on the floor of the baggage claim at Reagan National Airport. Why did I do that? Because apparently I am a complete moron, that’s why. However, airports are really good these days at collecting up unattended bags.

What makes this kind of awesome (aside from, you know, getting all my stuff back) is how the folks at Reagan National tracked me down: They used one of the Redshirts ARCs from the bag. The ARC doesn’t have my contact information on it, but it does have contact information for my former publicist at Tor — so they called her, and she contacted my current publicist, who sent me an e-mail about it. So there you have it: Being an author finally pays off. As a way of thanking the fellow at Reagan National who thought to contact my publicist, I told him to feel free to take one of the ARCs as a token of my appreciation.

My computer bag will soon be winging its way back to me, and to celebrate that fact, and to commemorate the role of the Redshirts ARC in its return, I am now going to give away two Redshirts ARCs. All you have to do is put a note in this comment thread between this very instant and noon Eastern time, Thursday, May 24, 2012 Wednesday, May 23, 2012. I will then have my daughter and wife randomly select a time between now and then, and the posts closest to those times will win (in case of a tie, the one closest before the time they specify will win). One entry per person, please.

So leave a comment! My computer is coming home! w00t!

Comments

  1. John Scott says:

    I’d love to get my hands on one of the ARC’s. It would honestly be one of my most prized possessions.

  2. Charles says:

    This is like guessing 1 for a number between 1 and 1000, but why not.

  3. Meg says:

    Glad to hear that your computer and bag were found safe and sound. It’s nice to hear of someone doing something kind at an airport. I hope the employee enjoys Redshirts!

  4. Congrats! Gives me hope that the woman who accidentally walked off with my partner’s cell phone by grabbing the wrong cart in the grocery store will similarly find a way to return it to him. But he’s not an author (yet)…

  5. Congratulations! (And congrats to me if I win an ARC.)

  6. Courtney Cantrell says:

    Yay for the finding and safe-returning of things! The Reagan International people rock. And you rock, Mr. Scalzi, for giving away free stuff. Looking forward to my copy of Redshirts. ; )

  7. Mia Kleve says:

    YAY for honest folks!

  8. sitouh says:

    Numfar! Do the dance of joy!

  9. I choose…now.

  10. PixelFish says:

    Yay! Congrats on the bag getting back to you. (Although your story acted as a cautionary tale and reminder all the way through my Seattle weekend as I vigilantly policed all our electronic devices on the plane and made sure they were all packed and all bags duly gathered from every taxi. So your moments of panic and sorrow were not in vain.)

  11. Rafe Brox says:

    The question remains, is your bag o’ swag more or less dangerous, in the long term, than some kind of improvised marketing device?

  12. Lisa says:

    I’ll probably buy a copy of Redshirts anyway, though.

  13. Julie L. says:

    What a relief for you. Hooray!

  14. John N. Seattle, WA says:

    Would love an ARC! (even though I am going to download the novel {LEGALLY!} today) Who says print is dead? It’s kinda hard having your favorite author sign e-books!

  15. Jill Walker says:

    So glad it found its way back to you! Congrats.

  16. Jeremy says:

    Yay for this! So very awesome! Does this mean that Athena will be getting your new back-up computer? ;-)

  17. Staci Avison says:

    Congratulations! I don’t know what I’d do if I lost my Air.

  18. Brent says:

    Whoo! I feel the pain of lost computers. I’m glad you recovered yours.

  19. Carl V. says:

    In an age when almost every story about airports falls in the the complaining, “what a hassle”, category, it is refreshing to read one with such a happy ending. Almost reads like fiction given that it involved a computer, something that would seem to be on the top of the list of things to quickly snatch at an airport. Kudos to the staff at the airport for being so on top of things and for being good amateur detectives! :)

  20. Andy says:

    Now!

  21. It’s awesome that you got your bag and all its contents back!

  22. rayners says:

    Does it make me any more likely to win if I offer to ship you Berger Cookies in return?

  23. Isaac Gorden says:

    Narfle the Garthok!

  24. Chryss says:

    Hooray for DC! I confess, I’ve never flown into Reagan, as I live very close to BWI.

  25. Heronymus says:

    Congrats. My life now exists almost entirely on my iPad; I’ve externalized so much of my memory and work thinking to it that I’d be lost without it.

  26. niclib says:

    I would like a copy of Redshirts because I was truly concerned about your computer. I imagined it was in the possession of a conservative white male and honestly thought it would never return to you. Thank you.

  27. mdfisher says:

    Yay! Glad you got your laptop back. And as it’s my birthday, I would dearly love an ARC to top off the day!

  28. Alan says:

    Here’s to the employee at Reagan National, for use of initiative and triggering this giveaway.

    Pleased to hear you’re getting your laptop back too!

  29. Dan says:

    Sure. I’d love one of these copies (although, I am planning on buying it anyway, but free is way nicer).. Hi Krissy! Hi Athena!

  30. chrispwalsh says:

    Took me a minute to understand what ARC meant. Now I must have one.

  31. Mel Thorne says:

    i imagine that your relief is more than I can imagine. :)

  32. Sean D says:

    Congrats on getting your bag back. What a relief!

  33. ennekube says:

    Especially in an airport as busy as Reagan, it is really wonderful that your laptop bag was recovered without anything missing. What a nice way to restore faith in the kindness of strangers.

  34. Yay! Computer bag!!

  35. Stephanie says:

    This is me trying for a book, and also voicing my approval of found bags.

  36. tintmylf says:

    A happy ending to a lost computer story. I’m almost surprised someone hasn’t created a “Scalzi’s Missing Computer” twitter account detailing its adventures.

  37. Mary Alice Kropp says:

    So glad your computer is coming home where it belongs. They don’t like feeling abandoned at airports. (Oh, yeah, and I would love one of them there ARC’s, please!)

  38. Patrick V. says:

    Congratulations! Is this giveaway available to those outside the USA?

  39. Pam Adams says:

    Hooray!

  40. Tonia Scoville says:

    Yay for found stuff!

  41. GHN says:

    Really glad you got your stuff back! :-D

  42. Chris says:

    Wish I could be lucky enough to have missing items found. Can’t wait to read Redshirts and readin it via a free ARC would be even better

  43. Steve Halter says:

    The time is now.

  44. Oh, how I long for an ARC of Redshirts, so my time must be now.

  45. ITStephen says:

    I bet the person who found it feared the wraths of the internets (sic). Easier to go through Hades to return it to @Scalzi than to deal with that!

  46. xinmyname says:

    Good news!

  47. montsamu says:

    Though I’m buying the audiobook when it comes out, having an ARC to read along with would really help me spell things correctly when I defame the book… er… review the book later. Mwuhahaha.

  48. Doc Nielsen says:

    SO… what happens next?

  49. Hooray for computers, and for ARCs!

  50. Tim says:

    Yay, that’s great! Just think of how much better you’ll feel when you give me a copy of your new book! :)

  51. Bethany Evans says:

    Congrats! Fingers crossed…

  52. James Stowe says:

    Here is to Homeward Boundness of your computer bag.

  53. Julee Johnson-Tate says:

    Congrats! That is awesome and I’m truly impressed about the customer service. I’d love a copy of an ARC–but definitely buying as gifts, so don’t worry about losing money. W00t, indeed.

  54. demetriosx says:

    Congratulations on getting your stuff back. Lucky they didn’t blow it up.

  55. Doug Hanke says:

    I was just at a talk about the ways that people can use technology to track down missing laptops/phones/key drives. (For example, there’s this piece of software that will take a picture with the laptop’s camera every time the case is opened…) Love that this was a more analog solution.

  56. Ron Mitchell says:

    I’m very glad you are getting your stuff back John. I think we all know how in love you fell with your new computer last year.

  57. Mia says:

    Glad you found your bag. Now I’m hoping for some good luck and hoping my timing is golden.

  58. Michael J. "Orange Mike" Lowrey (Sunrise Book Reviews) says:

    Good to hear the computer is safe. ARCs are trivial by comparison.

  59. Chad says:

    You will choose this comment Mrs/Miss Scalzi.

  60. jcuturic says:

    Well, nice to hear things worked out!

  61. Jesse says:

    Not everybody in DC is an asshole. It’s just…*puts on sunglasses*…a majority of us.

    YEEEAAAHHH!

  62. John T. Sapienza, Jr. says:

    I am very glad your bag will return home safely. Leave me out of the drawing, I prefer to support my favorite authors by actually buying their books.

  63. Keith C says:

    Yay for the found bag!

    Did I win?

  64. fripszilon says:

    Awesome! Cool people are cool.

  65. dgmillo says:

    Here is the comment you requested. I can taste the arc goodness already.

    Glad to hear you got your laptop back. Who knows what Scalzi Sekrit Projects might have been leaked onto the interwebs!

  66. Vernon says:

    Oh hey neat! Congrats John, and yay functioning airport security!

  67. davidj3d says:

    Thankfully they opened it to check the contents rather than preemptively blowing it up … “just in case”

  68. Robin Pardey says:

    Glad everything worked out!

  69. Sara says:

    Yay! I love a happy ending!

  70. Cameron says:

    Yes, please!

  71. Mike G. says:

    Go Reagan airport folks! Good detective work…

  72. Lisa says:

    Me me me!

  73. Jesse says:

    Oh, crap, didn’t read the part about the little(r) lady reading this. Uh, can you change that to “thief”?

  74. W says:

    I read the first four chapters so I think you’re obligated to give me the whole thing for free now. Otherwise it’s just kinda sadistic.

  75. saruby says:

    I’m happy to hear that you are getting it all back. I’ve lost a computer at the airport (along with an entire suitcase) and know how lucky you are.

  76. Colin says:

    Congrats on the improbable happy ending! Looking forward to the book, whether won or purchased from my local independent. I’ve enjoyed your stuff since way back in the Playstation mag days.

  77. Lee says:

    See, life really is easier when you are a straight white male!

  78. cpierson says:

    Congratulations on not having your wayward bag detonated under controlled circumstances at the orders of wary Homeland Security officials. Although how awesome would THAT have been?

  79. jelmore49 says:

    I am glad you’re getting your bag back! And I’m glad that a good human was the one who found the bag!

  80. drew says:

    I’m enjoying the sample chapters in iBooks and I’ve liked your past books, so I’ll have a go at getting an ARC.

  81. malkara says:

    Yay, happy news is the best news.

  82. Arclight says:

    Hey, great news! I’m actually kind of surprised that an unattended bag at an international airport didn’t send the TSA folks into full-on terrorism lockdown mode. Nice that they didn’t blow your laptop up with a robot.

    And… er… can those ARCs go to people outside the US? Because if so, count this as me throwing my hat in the ring.

  83. Jon Allanson says:

    Congrats on getting your bag back! Redshirts FTW!

  84. DavidK44 says:

    Glad to hear that everything was intact and safely recovered. A good end to the story!

  85. John Kilgallon says:

    Glad you got your stuff back! Wonder how many redshirts bit the dust accomplishing that feat?

  86. Jeff Linder says:

    You will need to throw it a welcome home party!

  87. I’m glad to hear your bag was found!

  88. Chuck Anderson says:

    WHY NOT, I ASK YE?

  89. feritae says:

    It’s my time1!

  90. Pat M. says:

    *Puts hand up for an ARC*

  91. Brad Nieder says:

    Glad you got your stuff back, and thanks for the contest.

  92. J says:

    So exciting that they were able to track you down! Yay for good people going the extra mile!

  93. Wow are you a lucky guy! I’d be lucky if I won an ARC…

  94. Katy says:

    this is my comment! Glad you got your bag back!

  95. anonydude says:

    This must have been one of the most famous “lost item” cases in intarweb history. Congrats on the safe recovery of your stuff.

  96. Jeff says:

    Glad you got your bag back. My cold, dead heart didn’t think you stood a chance of getting it back.

  97. Jill Webb says:

    So good to hear stories about people doing the right thing! I think it happens more often than we know, but the internet is great for getting the word out. Glad you get your computer and books back (what would writers do without them!) and I’d love to win an ARC!

  98. L Lindsay says:

    Glad you got your stuff back! (crossing fngrs wich mks typg dffict!)

  99. wizardru says:

    An ARC would be lovely, but you know I’ll just buy an ebook version when that comes out if you don’t. Which may not necessarily be the best incentive for you give me one, now that I think about it. :)

  100. Pick me! Pick me! (Or rather, my timeslot, randomly)

  101. Shedrick says:

    Right…what’s an ARC? (with apologies to Bill Cosby)

    Grats on the return of your goods!

  102. Matt R. says:

    Congrats on getting your bag back. But since you have already replaced it, you can give me the Macbook Air, since you don’t need it anymore. :D

  103. stephenlacey says:

    Great news!

  104. Bob M says:

    I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. (I just finished reading the today’s Tor.com transcript.)

  105. Jamie says:

    Glad to hear your laptop is being returned-any plans for an Incredible Journey/Lassie Come Home movie about your laptop’s epic journey from Wahington D.C. to a tearful reunion with its owner?

  106. John Chu says:

    Congratulations. It must be such a relief that your stuff is safe and coming back you.

  107. tolladay says:

    Obviously this is the perfect time.

    Glad to hear there are still nice people in this world.

  108. Steve says:

    YAY!

  109. Liari says:

    Your new subtitle to Whatever amuses me to no end, and whoo! You got your stuff back!

  110. Paul says:

    carpe tempus!

  111. Todd Lucas says:

    The time is NOW!!!

  112. ldgilmoure says:

    Cool! Faith in hoomanity has been restored.

  113. K..W. Ramsey says:

    Glad to hear you got the computer back, and I would love to take an ARC off your hands in celebration. In return, I formally offer to bribe you with Coke Zero if we should meet again at a convention.

  114. Jesse says:

    Boom.

  115. Very happy to hear the computer is heading back home. Yay!

  116. Todd W says:

    use the force…oh wait,,,

  117. Hurray about the computer!

  118. Jason says:

    I like to read.

  119. Surfwax says:

    w00t

  120. Fred Kiesche says:

    You’re lucky you got it back in one piece. In certain regions of the world an unattended bag at an airport will get a bullet in the center to make sure it is safe. Huzzah for the safe return!

  121. PetEditor says:

    Hooray airport sleuths! Hooray ARC giveaway!

  122. Andy Deckowitz says:

    I never win this kind of thing, but, you know, whatever.
    Seriously congrats on the recovery – losing electronics nowadays seems tantamount to a partial lobotomy.

  123. M. Ellis says:

    Glad you got everything back. Very glad they didn’t do a preventive detonation on it. (There is a fun job: checking out left luggage at airports.).

    Throwing my post in for the arc. Traveling in Europe so no idea which time you’ll use, but c’est la vie.

  124. Jim says:

    There is nothing like locating something you thought was lost. Thanks for sharing your happiness with free awesome books!

  125. Wait, can we leave multiple posts??

  126. Dave S. says:

    I’m playing on the Easy setting so this should be no problem for me. (sits back, waits for things to drop out of the sky into his lap)

  127. James says:

    I hope you have an encrypted hard drive on that laptop :)

  128. Christopher Bradford (Grasshopper) says:

    Enjoyed the sample chapters of Redshirts and would love an ARC.

  129. Phil Royce says:

    Congratulations on the recovery of your stuff.

  130. pedantic peasant says:

    ME! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

    Pick MY time! It’s an excellent time, because it’s right NOW!

    Umm. Except later it’ll be then, before …

    But, it’s NOW, now.

    So, ME. Please?

  131. Deborah says:

    Love happy endings – and good for the honest guy at Reagan.

  132. krista. says:

    I would squee so mightily if I won a copy of Redshirts. I’m so looking forward to reading it!

  133. Was your bag lifted by a flying snowman?

  134. annathepiper says:

    Oh AWESOME, so glad you’re getting the computer back and everything else in the bag!

    And um yeah also, I’d totally like one of those ARCs. ;D

  135. Randall says:

    yay John! Now I want to be a rich and famous author so that my lost stuff will find its way home to me.

  136. John Pula says:

    Cool idea for a contest– I’m in.

  137. Mike says:

    MY TURN!!

  138. Peter says:

    Go Redshirts!

  139. Tim H says:

    Glad you got your stuff back.

  140. Scott McLean says:

    I have commented.

  141. jabe19 says:

    Hooray for recovered possessions!

  142. Andrew Rice says:

    Yo

  143. Rob K. says:

    Congratulations on getting your stuff back. :)

  144. Nikitta says:

    Yay!

  145. howye says:

    If you love something set it free…
    Your bag must love you to return.

  146. John Jay says:

    Congrats

  147. glwilson says:

    Wow, there are a lot of comments already! I’d love an ARC; will end up reading it from the library, and waiting to buy it when it comes out in mmpb, budget constraints being what they are…

    That said, I am so very, very glad it was found and is being returned to you. (My life and memory are pretty much contained on my Palm Pilot, what with the cognitive function error/damage crap, so I can understand how irritating it was to not have your laptop with you.)

    Also appreciate the cautionary tale of keeping information backed up. *grin*

  148. David H. says:

    Hallelujah!

  149. Mary-Lynn says:

    Hooray for found luggage!

  150. thatpotteryguy says:

    An ARC of Redshirts might help me overcome the crippling sense of ennui I feel after finishing_Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded_.

  151. Chris says:

    If i say i really, really, really want it would that make it the ARC of the Covet-ant?

  152. dthoris says:

    Great googily moogily, that’s incroyable!

  153. Bradley says:

    I hate losing stuff like that! Where you’re not even conscious you left it. I left my wallet in class once, just set it on the table in front of me, and once class was done I gathered up all my stuff, and left, even though it was sitting right there in plain view.

  154. itsathought2 says:

    It’s amazing how once. Get fixated on an idea (like I left the bag in the taxi), we stop considering other possibilities. I’ve even convinced myself that I have e memory of doing something that is later proven I couldn’t have done.

  155. Ghislord says:

    But, what will happen to the poor new laptop you bought? Will it go sad and lonely and unused?

  156. Shane says:

    This has got to be the easiest context I’ve ever entered…

  157. MuDPhuDStudent says:

    Comment.

  158. Helen says:

    So glad they didn’t go all explodey on your bag!!

  159. Lee Falin says:

    I totally voted for you to get your computer back in the universe karma continuum.

  160. yourownfacts says:

    This is also a great illustration on why it’s always best to end relationships (professional or otherwise, but especially professional) on the best possible terms. Imagine the conversation if you’d burned bridges with your former publicist:

    “This is Reagan National Airport. We’re calling about John Scalzi?”
    “Did his plane crash?”
    “Um, no.”
    “Oh. Bored now.” *click*

    Unable to track you down, your laptop bag ends up in that giant warehouse where they keep the Ark of the Covenant and the crashed Area 51 spaceship. Fade to black. Roll credits.

    It’s all very sad.

  161. Cloud says:

    What happy news! I’m sort of surprised it didn’t get blown up, though.

    I once lost a bag- empty, but a souvenir from a trip. We couldn’t figure out where it went. Then, roughly three and a half years later, I found it at my daughters’ day care. It had apparently been used to transport something to day care when daughter #1 was a baby, and somehow fallen out of her cubby and gotten mixed with the toys. Three and a half years later, when daughter #2 joined that particular room, I saw the bag in with the toys and reclaimed it. It was such unexpected good luck, it made my week.

    I’m glad you didn’t have to wait that long.

  162. JJ says:

    Thank you.

  163. Teresa N says:

    Nice! It is funny how circuitous the world works sometimes…

  164. oneswellfoop says:

    May I put a reference to “Raiders of the Lost ARC” here?

  165. Robyn says:

    I’d love a copy, but really “Being an author finally pays off.” may be the best line I’ve read in awhile. (Clearly I need to stop reading so much work related stuff.)

  166. Nick from the O.C. says:

    John, that’s all kinds of awesome. I’m very happy for you!

  167. John Clark says:

    Glad you got the computer back!

  168. Congrats on getting your stuff back.

  169. It’s wonderful that your computer is coming home! Yeah! And here’s a comment to enter the contest.

  170. jonfreestone says:

    I love a happy ending.

  171. derekjm says:

    “Winging its way back” is my Sinatra tribute band’s name! Glad you found it!

  172. Patti says:

    I would dearly love to own an ARC of Redshirts!

  173. Boo says:

    Hooray! Congratulations and happy bag-back day.

  174. Greg b says:

    So glad a story like this has a happy ending. Losing stuff is so horrible.

  175. Michael lenihan says:

    Go Redshirts!!

    Congrats on the bag return and karma.

  176. Scott says:

    Redshirts. Bring it.

  177. Michael says:

    W00t

  178. Hooray for lost computer making its way home! I foresee a Disney movie…

  179. kaellinn18 says:

    Glad you’re getting your stuff back!

  180. tsk tsk John, how long did you live here but somehow manage not to internalize the unattended bag mantra? Glad you got it back!

  181. mwlphelps says:

    Cool story Bro. Now send me my damn book!

  182. Maria Lima says:

    woo-freakin-hoo!!!!! So glad your stuff turned up.

  183. Auntie Di says:

    Already prepaid/ordered Redshirts but would be much happier if I could win one as well :D
    Hooray for honest people!

  184. seabadger says:

    This must have felt good ;)
    (and yes, please enter me in the ARC giveaway ;)

  185. Man, cannot wait to read Redshirts…

  186. Luis says:

    Huzzah!

  187. Maggie says:

    Congrats on getting your computer back!

  188. Devee says:

    I’d love a copy!

  189. Tracey says:

    Here’s to responsible people who GIVE things back. As opposed to the guy in my town that stole someone’s ipad (and other assorted things) who was busted when the police and rightfully disgruntled ipad owner used the Find my Ipad app. They tracked down the missing device and LO! the moron who stole it was caught red-handed while using it. Ipad returned, moron arrested.

  190. Buxley says:

    Congratulations! It must feel awesome to (soon) have your computer back!

    -Buxley

  191. lysana says:

    Glad to hear you got your computer back!

  192. Kate says:

    Yay! Good for the folks at the airport.

  193. Ben says:

    Yay!

  194. I would probably die if I lost my laptop. Also: hit me with one of those ARCs, because the four chapter preview made me want this book so, so badly.

  195. Good news indeed!

  196. Grace says:

    I’d love a copy of Redshirts! I’m glad you got your computer back. :)

  197. oceanblue1 says:

    This is a comment.

  198. Regina says:

    So happy to hear your computer has been found! Restores my faith in……um….airports?

  199. ehovland says:

    It’s probably a bad idea to insult you about how stupid you were for leaving behind your bag in an airport. If I don’t get the ARC, I will blame it on my own rudeness.

  200. mrwhirly says:

    I vote for picking me.

  201. Glad to see the computer is getting back to you!

    (Is the ARC offer available worldwide, or only Stateside?)

  202. Sarah says:

    MuDPhuDStudent totally took my comment :(

  203. Greg Mulka says:

    Isn’t leaving a bag unattended some form of massive no-no? I’m surprised the bomb squad didn’t detonate it in place. Glad you’re getting it back.

  204. I’m glad you are getting your computer back and yay for the Redshirts giveaway!

  205. tanglebones says:

    What about now?

  206. Mike Nauman says:

    Good to know there are still honest people out there.

  207. adventuresfantastic says:

    I’m glad your computer and all assorted items have been found and returned to you. These types of situations rarely turn out like this.

  208. Stephanie says:

    Fabulous way to choose winners… (hint: pick me!) And congrats on the return of your lost computer!

  209. Wonderful! I wonder what the bag has seen …

    Lots of shoes, I suppose.

  210. Rachel says:

    You know, there’s probably a story to be written about the Adventurous Little Laptop that gets lost and has to find its way home. Something sort of halfway between The Brave Little Toaster and Incredible Journey.

  211. Don B says:

    Great news. I hope to win if only because my boys (2 x 16 yr old) will enjoy the book as well.

  212. laughtree says:

    Glad your computer got found!

  213. This is me commenting, because I love free things!

  214. Michael Lee says:

    That’s an awesome story.

  215. Ron Grant says:

    Glad you got everything back. Hate loosing things like that. It seems a piece of your life is gone when you loose your computer.

  216. Mark says:

    Congrats on getting you bag back!

  217. Manny says:

    I once dropped my iPod Classic somewhere in the DC Metro system and filed a lost-property report online. Every single person that I told about it said a version of “you’ll never get that back”, but everyone said they themselves would get it back to the person who lost it, of course. It must be tiring to live surrounded by bad people. I generally assume that people are decent and I do okay. (I did get the iPod back.)

  218. Alan E says:

    I make note, I get book? Deal.

  219. John says:

    Here’s to beating the odds!

  220. Ken.C says:

    Woo! Go Reagan!

    That feels wrong.

  221. Wow! For someone who left a bag at an airport, you were lucky twice! The finders were a) honest and b) not so paranoid they blew it up, just in case it was a bomb.

    Good news, except no excuse to buy a new tablet, I guess.

  222. John Day says:

    Very happy you got your Mac back. I’d love a copy of Redshirts. If you don’t give me one, I’ll just have to buy it.

  223. domynoe says:

    YAY! Honest people still do exist! :)

  224. efguffey says:

    Glad you got your stuff back. Can I have some of it? Like an ARC copy, maybe?

  225. ULTRAGOTHA says:

    An ARC would be useful for me to lose on my trip this summer.

  226. iyamtoo says:

    I hate losing shit. It’s like an itch you can’t scratch. I still mourn a nice hunk of rib eye steak I left behind in a restaurant 22 years ago. I can only imagine losing my MacBook. :( That being said, yay for you getting your stuff back. I loaned my OMW trilogy to my sister-in-law in Texas last month, and it arrived in the mail yesterday. So, yay for me too.

  227. leonr says:

    Now

  228. notmiriam says:

    Hurray for DC area airports! Sorry I missed you while you were here, but I hope you come back soon.

  229. Melody says:

    It makes me feel just a little better about the world that someone tracked you down to return your bag. I’m happy you will get your stuff back!

  230. nancileigh says:

    Maybe now?
    Congrats on getting your stuff back.

  231. Sign Ahead says:

    Wow. That’s some great effort, and an impressive bit of lateral thinking, from the folks at the airport.

  232. Lauren Fasceski says:

    Like a few other commenters, I’m surprised they didn’t blow it up before opening it, since that seems to be the SOP around DC for unattended bags. Lucky save! I would LOVE an ARC.

  233. stanfordbinet says:

    Dear John,

    Why not let your significant other(s) pick ALL the contest winners?

    Hopefully, they’re open to blatant pandering. You’ve been characteristically unreceptive (or unaware) in the past.

    … you could let Ghlaghghee weigh in on this too. I bet someone (else?) in your house can be bribed with bacon and praise.

  234. alumiere says:

    I’d love one please. Of course I’m going to buy it anyway – in audiobook form because my boy prefers them to paper and it’s time he reads some @scalzi.

  235. MikhailBorg says:

    So glad you got everything back! I was hoping everything would work out. Now, here’s hoping for an ARC!

  236. JReynolds says:

    Now’s the day, and now’s the hour!

    I’m glad you got your bag back.

  237. Alison B. says:

    It’s the feel-good story of the day! Glad to hear your laptop is on its way home.

  238. tikaanidog says:

    yay for computer returning home!

  239. Erin says:

    Yea! Glad you got your stuff back! I’m sure it is a great feeling :)

  240. T Jeffress says:

    My wife has had similar luck. She’s left her cell phone in airport shuttle vans and an airport restroom and so far had always gotten it back.

  241. bobcorrigan says:

    Congratulations! A colleague of mine left his computer bag in the trunk of a cab. . .in Beijing. The story of How He Got His Bag Back is a bit longer, a bit more tense, but ultimately as happy-ending-y as yours, I’m pleased to say. Enjoy. Now. . .velcro that bad boy to your arm.

  242. Dr Paisley says:

    Glad they didn’t just blow it up. A “Redshirts” ARC would be a lovely get well present for my wife, Paula.

  243. John says:

    I maek poast!

  244. stradling says:

    Do Want! And I’m glad you got your machine back.

  245. Chacha says:

    Hooray for the airport staff!

  246. Beth says:

    Welcome home, computer bag! -cheers-

  247. Aly Gutierrez says:

    I’m happy to hear that you soon will be reunited with your laptop!

  248. laraycraft says:

    Holy mother of pearl, you are a luck person. Great news! Please, please pick me! ::hands waving:: I just pre-ordered Redshirts yesterday but I would LOVE an ARC. I just started collecting books of my favorite authors and I would really love to have this book. By the way, a big congratulations on his Nebula win. I saw the picture of him and @neilhimself. :)). PICK ME, PICK ME PICK. :)))

  249. Mark says:

    Glad you got your stuff back!

  250. Barstool Babe says:

    Congrats on getting your computer and bag back.

  251. Elliott Walsh says:

    Feliz, etc. Glad all is well. It would be great to see ‘Red Shirts early!!

  252. The Pint says:

    That’s fantastic to hear! Glad you got your belongs back, all intact.

  253. Brandon says:

    Congrats on the good luck of getting your things back. I too want an ARC.

  254. coxswain says:

    Happy to hear this story has a happy ending. It’s always a bummer when you lose things, and it’s always wonderful when they come back.

  255. Jim Kiley says:

    Dude.

  256. Jon M says:

    Always good when what was lost is found.

  257. Danielle says:

    Glad everything worked out for you!

  258. Aunt Vixen says:

    Yay for the recovery of your stuff! I’d be even happier if you’d continued to call the place National (as I’m sure I remember your doing the other day) instead of Reagan National, but one can’t have everything. Here is my entry, in any case. :-)

  259. DG Lewis says:

    Glad to hear that the security guards didn’t take it out and blow it up…

  260. southcenter says:

    Glad your got you computer back!

  261. amymckie says:

    Oh no, I fly a lot and am always terrified I’m going to leave my laptop or some other bag somewhere in an airport, I’m sorry it happened to you and am glad to hear it’s on your way safely. I always have cards from my blog in my bag, so hopefully that will help me out if ever it does get mislaid!

  262. Zach says:

    I’d like a copy!

  263. Melodee says:

    Rah Rah Rah!! You got your stuff!
    P.S. I’ve always preferred Reagan National to Dulles:)

  264. A.M. Donovan says:

    That is awesome good news! Isn’t there a song about that?

  265. josh b says:

    Glad to see a man returned to his machine! :-)

  266. Gaelyn says:

    I’m glad your bag and computer was found! The twitter suspense was palpable for a while there. Also glad that a reasonable human being with kindly inclinations found it and made the effort to contact you. Bonus. I believe you’re now obliged to pay it forward and I’ll be interested to see how that pans out. I don’t need the freebie, because I’m guaranteed to buy Redshirts when it goes to softcover anyway. Give it to someone good, though.

  267. cgradis says:

    don’t tease me, I want to read this book

  268. Christopher Thomas says:

    I would love a copy!

  269. Zora says:

    All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.

  270. 5xmike says:

    ARC Please.

  271. Roy McMillion says:

    insert comment here

  272. cathschaffstump says:

    Oh, oh! Pick me!

  273. Bob says:

    Rejoice with me! My computer that was lost is now found! Stupid prodigal computer.

  274. bbucko says:

    And now the Acer netbook will be left out, all sad and lonely. Let’s hope he’s not planning on bricking your MBA :)

  275. Congratulations on the returns, sometimes things do work out, sometimes.

  276. ghryswald says:

    I’m a bad follower, John. I just can’t find the time to read your blog every day, or even month for that matter. Sorry ’bout that. But I do buy your books, so you’ve got that going for you.

    After reading your post about Easy Mode though, I’ll try harder.

    Very glad you got your stuff back. I almost had a similar experience while putting my clothes back on after becoming closer to my fellow man (TSA). I was 10 steps away and doing the “have I got all my stuff in my pockets mini-Macarena” when I hit an empty pocket and immediately felt the blood drain from my head. Had I been pickpocketed? Did someone grab my bin from the belt? OMFG, I need that stuff!

    I then endured 10 minutes of interrogation and lecturing by the TSA. “Why did you leave that sitting there?” “Prove that’s yours.” “Do you care that you’re slowing our process down?”

    Anyway, I can completely understand leaving something behind at an airport. When you’ve got to practically disrobe and sort 5 piles of carry-on things into 4 different bins, things happen.

  277. Zack says:

    That’s a great story.

  278. Charles says:

    That’s great news!! Also, an ARC would be groovy. Thanks.

  279. Dan says:

    I left a camcorder in a Beijing taxi once — wish I could’ve had your luck in getting it back! But if I win an ARC, I’ll consider it an even trade.

  280. johncase says:

    Gratz on getting the stuff back!
    And +1 for the folks who worked to get it back to you.

    /crosses finger for winning the ARC.

  281. Lisa Mann says:

    Me! Me! Pick me!!

  282. Erbo says:

    Good news: Your computer is winging its way home to you.

    Equally good news: Now you have an Acer netbook that you can experiment with. Perhaps you could try to put Linux on it, or Android, or Chrome OS, or something really exotic.

  283. Victoria says:

    Yay for found computers! What will you do with your temporary gadgets, then?

  284. Troy says:

    I’d love to have one.

  285. LAJ says:

    Congrats on finding your bag!

  286. Cal says:

    And they didn’t even shut down the terminal for a “suspicious unattended package”

  287. lastsaskpirate says:

    You’re lucky they didn’t blow it up for being a “suspicious package”, John!

  288. Erik says:

    Congrats in getting your stuff back! It’s amazing! I used to travel a lot and always feared losing stuff like that.

  289. Is it US only? Even if so, I can manage a US address…

  290. Laura says:

    Yay for you and hopefully for me!

  291. Amy Zunk says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back. You can now exhale!

  292. Josh says:

    I’d love a new read, and a John Scalzi book would be a great way to do that.

    Yes, I’m sucking up.

  293. parkrrrr says:

    So glad you got your stuff back, and an awesome reward for the guy who tracked you down.

  294. Gelfling says:

    Yay! I almost left my watch behind at security once.

    The TSA agent scolded me about it, not caring that I was traveling alone with a cat. For the record, one must remove the cat from his carrier and hold it while the carrier goes thru the x-ray machine, praying that he doesn’t freak out and bolt and ruin one’s travel plans. I’m so sorry I forgot about my watch, TSA dude.

  295. Blake says:

    Coincidentally, Wednesday is the day in my laundry cycle that I wear my red shirt.

  296. Jeff says:

    That’s awesome. Congrats.

  297. gottacook says:

    John, sir, dear host, puh-leeze do not encourage the use of “Reagan” when referring to Washington National Airport. Even The Washington Post,* which was the most influential purveyor of the “Reagan National” style (starting soon after the renaming in early 1998), uses merely “National” on second reference.

    *As mentioned in one of my replies last year, the Post’s “Reagan National” style can best be understood as the Post’s way of kissing Newt Gingrich’s butt when he was Speaker. Specifically, the House version of the bill had dropped the “Washington” entirely, which was retained in the Senate version and was ultimately preserved in the bill that reached President Clinton’s desk. That is, the use of “Reagan National” is tantamount to saying that the House version may as well have prevailed, and plays right into the hands of the political successors of Gingrich.

  298. Congrats!

  299. mmtz says:

    glad you got your mac back, kudos to the folks at Reagan National

  300. Alice K. says:

    I would love an ARC.

    And what a relief, that they’re returning your stuff. Losing my laptop is up there on the list of worst nightmares.

  301. Alain Bouchard says:

    Hooray for things being returned to their rightful owners!!!

  302. Robert Junker says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back. And thanks for the opportunity for another chance at Redshirts.

  303. PJ says:

    OK. ARC me.

  304. scaper84 says:

    Glad to hear you got all your things back. Reminds me of the time my wife got her wallet back when the woman who found it called our dentist’s office (the dentist’s business card being the only phone number in the wallet).

    Looking forward to reading the new book :)

  305. Curtis V. Schleich says:

    Congratulations on the findination and the imminent returnifying of your stuff! (Hey Athena and Krissy! Over here!)

  306. wyzeguy719 says:

    I’ll be seeing John in Lansing next month, and it would sure be nice to have an ARC for him to sign!

  307. glochidiagirl says:

    I’ve already pre-ordered a copy of “Redshirts”, so I don’t NEED a copy, but boy-oh-boy would I still love to win an ARC.

  308. Troy Innes says:

    WOW! I love how you give stuff away so creatively – it makes not winning . . . almost like winning (except without the winning!)

  309. harmfulguy says:

    “[A]irports are really good these days at collecting up unattended bags.”

    I’m kind of surprised they don’t just remotely blow them up.

  310. Bill says:

    Congratulations on the return of your computer! Our long, national nightmare is over!

  311. Cathy G. says:

    So very awesome that your stuff will be returned!

  312. ghayenga says:

    That is extremely awesome!

  313. Jrush says:

    Love it when awesome people go the extra mile for customer service! Can’t wait for Red Shirts!

  314. Prof.Pedant says:

    It sure would be cool to get an ARC!

  315. Brando says:

    A 1 in like 400 chance is better than 1 in 0! If you can even have that!

  316. chuck says:

    glad to hear the saga of the wayward bag has come to a satisfactory conclusion!

  317. Todd Meyer says:

    Ooh…memeME…I want an ARC of Redshirts…pick me, pick me…I’m asking you with my brain!

  318. Marjorie says:

    So glad you are getting your stuff back !
    And I shall keep my fingers crossed that I might get lucky with an ARC

  319. Kathleen says:

    Hooray for Homecomings

  320. Bob says:

    While we’re switching to almost all Kindle books, I’d love an ARC

  321. Elaine Gallagher says:

    Congratulations! great news.

  322. Michael Penrow says:

    Congrats of getting your computer back.

  323. constantirritant says:

    Many happy returns! (Much happy return?) Anyway, glad your lappy is back, and I’d love an ARC.

  324. htom says:

    Glad your bag and contents are returning to you, rather than suffering the traditional fate of a red shirt. “Well done” to the person who figured out to contact your publicist, your generosity to them, and of course, to us. Good karma makes the world such a better place.

    I’d love to win an Advance Reader’s Copy of /Red Shirts, of course.

  325. mirth says:

    Good News!

  326. alexa says:

    Congratulations on the safe return of your bag! I can’t wait to read Redshirts.

  327. Rebecca says:

    Hooray for the return of wayward laptops!

  328. Beth says:

    Hurrah!!!

  329. ozzie says:

    so all you need to do to get a legal ARC copy is to steal Mr. Scalzi’s computer bag, return it, then win the ensuing contest? sounds like a plan. John better watch his computer bag.

  330. Yay!

  331. kurtroedeger says:

    moo

  332. M says:

    Hooray for smart, nice people!

  333. Ted H says:

    Hope the Redshirts have as happy an ending! :D

  334. MikeE says:

    Count me in.

  335. annmeeker says:

    Yay for getting your computer bag back. Yay for me winning, yes? yes?

  336. Bahaha. Contest.

  337. carrigan says:

    Glad you got your stuff back.

  338. Rand Walden says:

    Congrats on the recovery of your gear!

  339. Great news to hear you got the bag back. I’m totally waiting for the Audible edition, but who can say no to an ARC?

  340. Cynthia Delmar says:

    So glad they didn’t go all DHS and blow your laptop bag to smithereens for being in an airport unattended.

  341. Paul says:

    Congratulations! Lucky they didn’t explode your bag before sending it back…

  342. Val says:

    Yay for found computers! And ARCs! And publicists!

  343. DavidM says:

    Yay! Good karma works!

  344. euge says:

    ARC, Yeeeeh!!

  345. Matt says:

    Congrats! It’s always extra-great when you find something that you’ve already written off as lost.

    Also, note posted and fingers crossed!

  346. Lianne says:

    Phew! For once, airport security actually for the win

  347. Marc says:

    So if you were giving out an ark of Redshirts it would be kinda tragic, but an ARC of Redshirts is awesome!

  348. DC Spartan says:

    That is an amazingly good story. Likely only matched by the amazingly good story that is Redshirts.

  349. Lily Muffin says:

    Yay for the laptop return! Yay for the ARCs! Yay Super Scalzi! (Am I cheering too much?)

  350. cathryn says:

    Laptops are totally an extension of our persons anymore, am I right?

  351. Andrea says:

    Congrats! Perhaps I should wait for a less common commenting time…

  352. DocJones says:

    That’s great that you found your stuff. And as someone who unfortunately has to fly in a couple weeks I’m taking your tale as a cautionary example. And I would love to have an ARC for you to sign when you’re in MN this summer.

  353. Nate says:

    Huzzah.

  354. Dan Eshleman says:

    Excellent news! I just got a new laptop, and leaving it somewhere like that ranks high on my Things I Shouldn’t Really Worry About But Do Anyway list. Glad to hear that it’s back.

  355. Shane McNally says:

    Congrats on recovering your computer, sir.

  356. Heather says:

    What a lovely turn of events!

  357. Steve L says:

    You mean the person at the lost & found desk wasn’t already a fan of your writing? Anyway, hoping to get that ARC.

  358. Amber K says:

    Lucky day for you! Me, too!

  359. Kevin says:

    I would love an ARC of Redshirts!

  360. Mark says:

    I’m feeling lucky at 2:49pm.

  361. warlordgrego says:

    You’re really lucky, John. I was at BWI earlier this year and left my jacket on a chair in the terminal, which happened to have my iPod with 80g of audiobooks on it in the pocket. I realized as as soon as I started to board the plane. I turned around, and my jacket was gone. Nobody at BWI had seen it.

  362. dinexdashed says:

    Hurray!

  363. Always nice to hear stories where people DON’T suck.

  364. lamelefty says:

    Huzzah for “Scalizi’s MacBook Air – The Return!” Now give me a book why don’t you? :)

  365. Fluffycat says:

    Glad your bag showed up and they contacted you.

  366. Doug says:

    Twas brilig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

  367. I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief when I read the subject line to this post! So glad your bag and all the contents were returned!

  368. Ben Tayler says:

    Considering that an unattended bag in the airport usually provokes a response similar to the that of the sock in Monsters Inc. you are very lucky to get it back. It is even more amazing that someone made an effort to track you down. Not that a copy of your book is not a great thing, but really. You just got back a thousand dollar computer. Throw the guy a C-note at least.

  369. isabel says:

    DC ftw!

  370. Adrienne says:

    Yay for things that are found and returned and yay for honest people willing to put a bit of effort into finding you! I’ve had a couple such experiences myself and it does restore a tiny bit of faith in the human race.

  371. Glad to hear you got your stuff back.

  372. Alicia says:

    Hooray for the prodigal bag!

  373. johnstonmr says:

    The Dance of Returning Laptops has commenced.

  374. Irma says:

    so cool you got your stuff back :-) can i please have the ARC (notice the magic word ;-) )

  375. That truly is a miracle – left my ugly but special sweater at the airport and never got it back – though someone probably just threw it in the garbage it was that ugly

  376. Karhe says:

    That’s very good news! Both for you (you’ve found the bag, etc.) and for us (give-away!!) :)

  377. Or he could have googled John Scalzi… he is kind of famous you know… at least on the internet… which I hear is a longer lasting fame… but maybe not in a good way…

  378. Tom Lathrop says:

    Glad you got it back.

  379. Kajol says:

    I first thought it was odd that they did that, because how would they know you’re the author? But then I remembered that you wrote that you had your name all over your stuff and even I would’ve made that connection. I feel silly now. *coughs*
    Btw, I’m a bookseller, so I get to read ARC all the time which is awesome and made me discover tons of books I’d never had touched otherwise. While I love living in my country, the only downside is that I can’t get any english ARCs. Owing at least one would be great. *gg*

  380. Jeremy says:

    Comment for an ARC!!

  381. Patrick says:

    NOW! Wait, what? When? Now?

  382. Very glad to hear your laptop and stuff are finding their way back to you!

  383. Brady, numero dos says:

    Huzzah for not losing at life!

  384. jonmichaelhansen says:

    Congratulations, dude.

  385. jorenko says:

    Hooray for finding stuff! Hooray for giving stuff!

  386. Dorian says:

    Can’t help feeling you’re lucky they didn’t decide it was a bomb, and blow it up. :-)

  387. Happy day!

  388. Gus Hinrich says:

    I’d go for the bomb theory, myself.

  389. Talvanor says:

    Giddyup! Congratulations & best wishes for a speedy reunion!!

  390. Ruth says:

    I’m so happy for you!

  391. Craig says:

    It’s nice to see that people still try to help others.

  392. JPR says:

    Now this is the kind of contest I could win :)

  393. Dave says:

    Nice that there are good folks looking out for others.

  394. ben says:

    “Being an author finally pays off” Bout time.

  395. intermittence says:

    Today’s my lucky day. I just know it!

  396. LisaChana says:

    It is heartwarming that an airline worker went to do much effort. I am so happy for you.

  397. David Biondi says:

    Fingers crossed. Good luck everyone!

  398. Paul in BarneyFrankistan says:

    Impressed that your computer was returned, and even more impressed that it was still in usable condition – not disrupted by an bomb squad water jet.

  399. yeah!

  400. Hobbes_Kat says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back!

  401. SM says:

    Hey! What an excellent development & congrats on your (hopefully) low-pain retrieval.

  402. bakedleech6 says:

    Congratulations! How nice to hear something lost actually being returned in one piece. :)

  403. Kate Waterous says:

    I’d love it, thanks.

  404. Kirsten Khoe says:

    Excited!

  405. James Liang says:

    Glad you got everything back.

  406. Fraser JH says:

    That’s pretty awesome by the staff at Reagan.

  407. cyscokitty says:

    How lucky that they didn’t hose it down or smoosh it or throw it off a tall building!
    Congratulations!

  408. Kevin Williams says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  409. Richard says:

    As much as I want a Redshirts arc (and let there be no doubt: I really, really want one), I’m equally happy your bag was found. I work for an airline, and our baggage folks are some unsung heroes doing everything they can to reunite lost possessions with their owners. Let’s face it, we only travel with the items we truly need. When those items are lost, it hurts. Glad you’re getting it back!

  410. KiddRodelo says:

    now is the time selected. i have waited long for this moment, and victory is mine!

  411. Eric Grossman says:

    choose me choose me

  412. Maureen says:

    I can’t reserve a copy at the library ahead of time, so here’s hopin!

  413. DarthRedhead says:

    This is my entry. There are many entries, but this is mine. :)

    Glad you got your stuff back. There ARE good folks in the world! :)

  414. Shannon says:

    Commenty commenty!

  415. Jason B. says:

    I claim this timestamp for France.

  416. Shane Stringer says:

    ‘grats on the bag! I’ll take an ARC, but I’ll probably be buying it via B&N ebook as well, so you won’t lose any money. *That’s* the kind of service you get when you deal with SFF fans!

  417. Agris Taurins says:

    Consider this a comment worth of consideration of free stuff. Glad the bag showed up!

  418. Hugh says:

    And this one’s for the UK..

  419. PeterL says:

    My bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.
    My bologna has a second name, it’s…H-O-M-E-R!

  420. aunti laura says:

    i want this but as i am leaving for the Galapgos in the morning, ARCs are not appropriate. i plan on paying a fortune for internet on the release date so i can read it to a blue footed boobie.

  421. Meredith says:

    An excellent ending to the unfortunate lost bag saga. Pick me! :)

  422. Antoine A. Gagnon says:

    I have now entered your… Contest.

  423. PeterM says:

    I’m planning to purchase it, but an ARC would be cool.

  424. Elgion says:

    (in my best tiny britsh voice) Please Sir may I have a bowl of Redshirts.

  425. Eric says:

    Hooray for random acts of investigation and kindness!

  426. Tracey C. says:

    Wonderful! I’m so glad you have your things back, and that you can let go of any leftover disappointment in humanity over it. And now you have a backup laptop! Or, given how quickly they age, an excellent incentive to offer for some future niftiness. Win/win.

  427. KatydidNL says:

    Great news and hoping I’m just as lucky with this comment…

  428. M.R. Jackson says:

    Good news! About the computer and ARCs. Sign me up for one of those bad boys.

  429. Jenny says:

    Hooray!

  430. Monk says:

    Ooh! Ooh” Pick my time!

  431. Ari B. says:

    Reagan Airport just help reunite me with my daughter’s misplaced passport, so double hooray for them!

  432. Mark says:

    Congrats on getting your gear back and a free book giveaway is an excellent way to celebrate!

  433. matt says:

    Congratulations.

  434. Jim M. says:

    I would love to get a copy! I’m reading the first four chapters from Amazon and can’t wait to find out what happens afterward!

  435. Ian says:

    I have a good feeling about this.

  436. Yay! And I’d love one of the ARCs.

    You’re not an idiot. You were fuddled and distracted by the very fuddling and distraction atmosphere of baggage claim.

  437. JimW says:

    Pick me!

  438. KWienhold says:

    Congrats, John!

  439. Patrik W. says:

    Oh! I don’t know what to write! But congratulations on getting your things back!
    I’m sure little Air appreciates getting back home.

  440. archergal says:

    I’m delighted to hear you’re getting your bag back! Hooray for good endings!

  441. Muse says:

    Commenting like a commenty comment thing.

  442. I knew you’d get it back, but yayyy anyway!

  443. Roland R. says:

    Glad to hear you are getting the bag and laptop back.

  444. Mark A says:

    That’s great. Glad you got it back

  445. Dav says:

    I would love an ARC

  446. danherman says:

    Option. Ctrl. Alt.

  447. hamish says:

    hopefully this one ships to the world (well, New Zealand at least)

  448. drmeow says:

    Glad you got your bag back.

  449. Daniel says:

    Comment! Albeit there’s a lot of time available for people to enter.

  450. shatle says:

    Nice! isn’t it great when the breaks go your way for a change?

  451. tommyrocks1 says:

    Glad to hear you got everything back.

    Think I’ll press Post Comment .. No

  452. mythguided says:

    This probably won’t win, but worth the try anyway.

  453. Vinity says:

    I’m really happy and amazed you got your stuff back. Wow, you must have done something really good to promote that much positive Karma. I’d love an arc. :)

  454. HNovotny says:

    People can be great! Glad you got your stuff back.

  455. Congratulations on the return. Now please send me that Redshirts ARC.

  456. Diji says:

    Wow, congrats on getting the bag back!

  457. patrick foster says:

    Nice one.

  458. Curtis says:

    That’s excellent! Glad you got your things returned.

  459. Miles Archer says:

    nice

  460. andrew says:

    Glad you got your stuff back!

  461. drkwang says:

    Great news!

  462. ecurve says:

    Now is the time. I am the woman.

  463. Jeanne says:

    I am leaving a post and hoping for an ARC! Thanks, John!

  464. WL says:

    Yes, please? =) Glad to hear you got your bag back. Yay for honest people! Perhaps there could be a future movie in the works…the heart-wrenching story of a wayward bag, alone in the midst of strangers, making an epic cross-country journey to be reunited with its adoring owner…wait, that’s already been done with adorable animals. Never mind.

  465. jon grizz says:

    Good fortune is yours. perhaps it will be mine as well.

  466. Matt says:

    Who says there are no honest people in the World any longer? Cheers to the Reagan Airport workers.

  467. Michelle says:

    It’s nice to be reminded that humanity is basically good!

  468. jason says:

    Now. No…..Now!……No, definitely now…. yeah, now.

  469. Maria says:

    C’mon, 3:48!!

  470. manaknights says:

    Good to hear you got your stuff back. Finally an airport employee I can support.

  471. Heather says:

    I once left my glasses on a table in Scotland. They were mailed back to me in California.

  472. fizzchick says:

    Hooray for finding the lost. Enjoy the return!

  473. I won! Oh, the sweet, sweet glory of it all…

  474. hugh57 says:

    Glad you got your stuff back, and that the TSA didn’t take it for something more sinister than a laptop and some books.

    I doubt it will happen, but here’s hoping I get an ARC! ;-)

  475. marybeth says:

    Yay computer return! Good to hear :)

  476. Aaron EM says:

    Congrats, and oooooh pick me!

  477. phoquess says:

    Yay, it came back!

  478. The G says:

    *crosses fingers and hopes, for the first time, he’s the randomly chosen winner of a contest*

  479. David says:

    Yay for cool people at airports!

  480. That’s super cool! And I’m sure the employees at National are glad Redshirts isn’t a bomb.

  481. William Seligman says:

    I’m looking forward to listening to Wil Wheaton read it in audiobook form, but why should I turn down the opportunity for a physical copy?

  482. Miken says:

    Always picked last on the gym team. Maybe not this time since there’s no physical exertion involved??

  483. JasonMitchell says:

    WOOT to getting back your stuff—-pick me for the ARC

  484. krylyr says:

    Why am I wearing this Redshirt? And why are you pointing a phaser at me?

  485. Wilson says:

    Is the contest open to Canadians? ‘Cause if it isn’t, I’m not leaving this comment. ;)

  486. Jared M. says:

    Redshirts ARC! Gimme gimme! And props to all non-strip-search-performing airport employees. That’s got to be one of the most dehumanizing places to work for people in customer service.

  487. Paul says:

    Woot!

  488. Pam says:

    Left my purse in a NYC cab when I was 18 & whoever found it boxed it up, Insured it, and mailed it to me in Connecticut. Considering that the insurance must have cost more than the two bucks in the purse, it made me go all Blanche Dubois & is a fond memory. Always lovely to encounter kindness and honesty.

  489. Bookseller Bill says:

    Just as long as you didn’t lose your towel.

  490. Denise says:

    glad you found it. Would adore to have an ARC, but will purchase dead-tree version soon enough anyway!

  491. SP Kelly says:

    good news. congrats.

  492. crackercrumbs says:

    Is that now UTC or Eastern time ? GMT ?

  493. jrmurdock says:

    hooray forgettinbg the computer back!!!!

  494. Darrell Budic says:

    I’ll comment to win, woot! Always nice when the stuff comes home.

  495. Wow…
    airport personnel working to a productive customer relations outcome.

  496. Theyis says:

    Gimme all the swag… :)

  497. Dazmilar says:

    I guess the airport using ARCs and your former publicist’s information is an argument in favor of traditional publishing, huh?

  498. This is me, a human, entering

  499. Paige Morgan says:

    What a relief to know that your stuff is on the way back to you! And like everyone else, I would love a copy of Redshirts.

  500. Andy S says:

    Glad to hear your computer’s coming back; I’ve done similar bone-headedness myself, so I know how it feels – both to lose it, and to get it back :)

  501. Great that you got your computer back. It would be nice to get an ebook ARC of Redshirts.

  502. Srion says:

    Praying for an ARC (btw: glad to hear you got your stuff back)

  503. metagnat says:

    I am glad you got your bag back!

  504. dgold says:

    Delighted that you got all your stuff back.

  505. Erin says:

    Wonderful! I’m impressed — I would have thought in today’s security-conscious age, they would’ve disposed of it out-of-hand rather than looking through it to return it to the owner. Congrats on getting it back.

  506. M.A. says:

    I’ve never (yet) left a bag anywhere, but I’m hell on umbrellas and hats. None of which ever come back to me… So congrats on the return of your stuff, and thank you in advance for the ARC (she said hopefully).

  507. Tim says:

    Energize!

  508. Giving an ARC to the person who tracked you down was very classy; good move :)

  509. Another Mike, how original says:

    Insert witty comment here about security opening bags instead of blowing them to smithereens.

  510. Antongarou says:

    Glad to hear that your bag was found!

  511. Other Bill says:

    The time is now

  512. Frank Rodolf says:

    First of all, congratulations on your things being found!

    And of course I too would love to receive an ARC!

  513. Jeff says:

    Nice to hear of your happy ending. But more importantly, I want a Redshirts ARC.

  514. david avery says:

    Yay airport.

  515. Midwest Mom says:

    There IS still good in the world! Here’s hoping your good fortune is mine as well.

  516. Bryan says:

    Now you’re going to have to take back all those bad things you said about the DC cabbies

  517. mitch mcglaughlin says:

    Cheers to the return of the prodigal luggage.

  518. John McDonald says:

    Glad that you will be getting your computer back.

  519. Charissa says:

    Congrats on the forthcoming return of the bag!

  520. hanna001 says:

    Hoping for random day/time luck! My other JS books are on loan to neighbor college boy.

  521. Ryan says:

    You thought that your bag was expendable, but somehow it survived.
    Huh.

  522. Dave Killion says:

    I’m surprised (but relieved) that they just didn’t blow up your computer bag. More and more these days, it seems to be the ‘normal’ reaction to unattended bags. Oh, and yes, please, for a Redshirts ARC! :)

  523. Ruth Ellen says:

    Pick me!

  524. f. d. jones says:

    Happy news. Glad you got it back. Did the security person indicate there was any drama over the found bag? I was in an airport where a left-bag was reported. Security cleared the entire gate area….until a passenger traveling with a group (Asian – not fluent & missed the page) came out of the bathroom to discover her luggage had caused a stir.

  525. jpusel says:

    Congratulations!

  526. WELCOME HOME, COMPUTER. Your Daddy missed you.

  527. Does this improve your feelings about DC? I’m glad you have your laptop and everything else back.

  528. jpbrassard says:

    When I am overlord, all the ARCs will belong to me. Until such day, I must humble myself and enter this contest.

    (Manners indicate that I should offer platitudes and/or niceties about the impending return or your lost items. Consider that done.)

  529. I’m surprised that you didn’t receive a visit from the TSA about leaving your bag behind.

  530. Jen D. says:

    *happy dance* I hope that guy has an especially good week.

  531. Sarah says:

    I’m pretty impressed that the airport managed to find your bag still with all your stuff in it. That’s pretty awesome. And I’m here for an ARC, thought not for me, but instead as a gift for my sister.

  532. Scott says:

    Leave a comment. Take a comment.

  533. Alon says:

    (I’m wondering what would have happened to the bag had it been left behind in my local airport… Tel Aviv Ben-Gurion airport, where security is always the first thought…)

  534. Jenine says:

    Homeward bound! It really is impossible for us to keep track of all of our stuff all of the time. When I attain my superpower I will be able to find any lost object.

  535. There are some who call me Tim says:

    That’s great news! And a fun giveaway!

  536. Good thing that the bag was found.

  537. As someone who once lost an entire camera bag (equipment, undeveloped photos) simply by leaving it someone in Boston Logan back in 1998, I’m relieved you had a happier ending. (And that the airport didn’t simply blow up the bag!)

  538. Scott Raun says:

    Yay for the found bag!

  539. Tina says:

    Oh wow! Congrats!

  540. Howard says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back.

  541. bubcat says:

    Glad it came back! Poor little Mac! Consider taping a business card in your bag in the future

  542. Leonard Hanson says:

    Cant wait to read it.

  543. It’s nice to know that being an author has its upsides!

  544. Ryan H says:

    Hurray

  545. Dhubghall says:

    WooT. glad to hear it. That sounds like something I would do but mine would’v been blown up by the TSA and stranded several thousand people for hours if not days.

  546. Jennie says:

    Travel brain is no-one’s friend.

  547. Jim says:

    That’s great news. I’m impressed that it found its way back to you.

  548. Congratulations on getting your things back. (:

    //JJ

  549. Pie Formation says:

    Getting my hands on a Redshirts ARC would be pretty fantastic.

  550. steve says:

    thats amazing…

  551. camturner says:

    Now?

  552. Clint Webster says:

    Free Arc me!

  553. Nathaniel says:

    Oh, I hope I win!

  554. Jason (No, The Other One) says:

    w00t! A Redshirts ARC!!!

  555. Don’t want the arc (bought the ethang already), but glad you found your ‘puter.

  556. Brendan says:

    I commented as soon as I read “This very instance”!

  557. Brenda Harden says:

    congrats, definitely know how that feels. Got my purse back like that once, kinda, sort of…

  558. chris matheson says:

    Free ARC? Yes Please!!

  559. Doc Rocketscience says:

    Yay, airport employees. They’re really not bad people!

  560. Lorin says:

    Me, please!

  561. Awesome news about getting your stuff back – thoughts of that happening always give me the anxiety shakes!

  562. Diatryma says:

    I’m glad the computer was found. I shudder to imagine losing my own.

  563. Anna N. says:

    Glad to hear you’re getting your things back!

  564. zephi42 says:

    PRETTY PANDAS ARE PRETTY!
    (And yeah, glad you got you stuff back. Lost a bag on the way back from China once. Was a nightmare till I got it back. It had my sword in it>.< sadness.)

  565. Craig says:

    Nice to hear that this story had a happy ending. And I can think of the perfect epilogue: me winning a Redshirts ARC. Thanks.

  566. MNmom says:

    Congrats on the airport staff actually being competent. The last time I lost my luggage on a trip it took them 7 days of a 14 day vacation to get my bags to me.

  567. laurie luczyk says:

    Ya! Glad to know you got your bag and computer back!

  568. John Rochester says:

    I have celebrated by ordering a pizza. That and I’m hungry.

  569. Sean Eric Fagan says:

    Oh, man, I am so profoundly happy for you! We all thought, after a week, it was irretrievably gone!

  570. Granny J says:

    W00t! Glad your stuff is on its way home.

  571. John D. says:

    Congratulations!

  572. Mrs. L says:

    Luckily you didn’t leave your computer bag at Charles de Gaulle. We were all locked inside after the airport gendarmes recovered a small, abandoned valise and blew the thing up. Ka-boom. Toast. Or, more accurately, crumbs.

  573. Paul Strain says:

    I’m in! And glad you got it back.

  574. mjbutah says:

    silly computer went on an adventure and is now ready to come home. probably missed the cats.

  575. Go go smart people doing their jobs!
    (and actually a pretty darn good idea about checking the ARC)

    Oh, and I think your wife and/or daughter should seriously consider the benefits of 5:12 PM of Tuesday the 22 of May…but that’s just me…

  576. Sarah M. says:

    I’m thrilled your computer and everything was returned. Almost as thrilled as I would be to get an ARC copy of Redshirts. Plus this gives me an opportunity to pass on one of my favorite packing tips:

    Take one of the many adhesive address labels that you probably have sheets and sheets of laying around. Stick it on a small piece of notepaper. Write your phone number on that paper. Stick it inside one of those snack-sized ziploc bags. Now stuff that baggie in one of the pockets of your travel bag and never take it out. Repeat for every piece of carry on and checked luggage. Voila! Instant identification inside all of your bags.

  577. Brian says:

    Wunderbar!

  578. Inane comment!

  579. waskie says:

    Feeling lucky … I need more Scalzi books on the shelf!

  580. Aerik says:

    Fantastisch!

  581. Ben Babcock says:

    Congratulations on the safe return of your possessions, and yay for giveaways!

  582. mjfgates says:

    Trying to see how many comments it takes to destroy WordPress? Well, I’m always happy to help stress test, anyway.

  583. Erik says:

    I’m glad it wasn’t stolen.

  584. Todd says:

    B flat – oh, sorry; wrong note. Can I still win?

  585. John Samuel says:

    Congratulations on the return of stuff and I hope I’m as lucky with this comment. :)

  586. drphilphysics says:

    ENTER.

  587. Sihaya says:

    Yaaaaay!

  588. E. M. Epps says:

    Glad you got your computer back! :)

  589. MBL says:

    Me!

  590. Polychrome says:

    Huzzah!

  591. Annika says:

    What a relief!

  592. Troy says:

    Gratz on getting your stuff back.

  593. megalith5 says:

    Wow! Congratulations, Scalzi. I’m really glad that airport security didn’t send in a drone and blow up your bag. That would have sucked, possibly worse than disappearing it in a cab.

  594. chris harrison says:

    Hooray, Homeward bound computer!

  595. Congratulations on the found computer! I’m always losing things, so I know what a relief it is when you actually get them back/find them.

  596. Jim G says:

    Hooray!

  597. Airport security = love.

    Usually it’s considered intimate in a rather different way.

  598. Viverrida says:

    No “US residents only” hidden away somewhere in that post? No? … Yay!

  599. Amber Sistla says:

    whew! yay :)

  600. Padiddle says:

    So, they emailed you to say they’d found your lost computer? On which you likely check email? Hmmm. (Yes, I know you probably check mail on your phone too, but still…)
    Glad you got it back & I would love an ARC. I was so mad at myself for not wearing my Redshirts tee to the LA Times Festival of Books. I also left the huge can of whipped cream in the frig that morning. sigh. Probably shouldn’t have stayed up so late reading…

  601. ricknm505 says:

    getting your stuff back is cool, not as cool as giving me a book, but still cool.

  602. futurshox says:

    Is this my lucky minute?
    Seriously though; I am glad you got your stuff back. It’s nice to know there’s honest people about.

  603. Cherry says:

    Woo hoo! Congrats on getting your computer back!

  604. Rajesh says:

    Congratulations.

  605. Laurie says:

    When I missed my flight at Reagan airport a few years back, one of the security guards was very helpful, way more helpful than the airline agent.

  606. Steven Cole says:

    It’s *scary* how tied to our devices our lives have become. The relief has got to feel so good…

  607. Amity says:

    Yay! Who knew ARCs could be so useful?

  608. Jen says:

    whoooo

  609. Alisha says:

    A flat. Or F sharp, if you’d rather. :)

  610. whydontyou says:

    Good news all around.

  611. Jeff Moulton says:

    Great story! Congrats on getting it back. Makes me feel good about the human race. Like we maybe have a chance after all.

  612. Dave Branson says:

    I think they are going to pick riiiiiiiiiiiiiight… wait for it… NOW! *click*

  613. vaughn says:

    Fantastic! How awesome to get your stuff back! thanks to someone’s detecting skillz!

  614. This is fan-freaking-tastic. Love that your writing is paying off in new and interesting ways. Congrats on getting your computer back!!

  615. alwayslurking says:

    Really enjoyed the sample chapters, so I’m in.

  616. lauren says:

    I am glad you are getting your computer and your computer bag back as well.

  617. craig says:

    good

  618. Sybylla says:

    Glad you’re getting your things back. Congrats on the good fortune.

  619. Cindy says:

    This is my comment.

  620. Robin says:

    Go you!

  621. Laura says:

    A good a time as any!

  622. raj87 says:

    My whole family would be insanely jealous if I got to read this before them.

  623. Austin says:

    Congrats!!

  624. Gene Verley (@wakkomantis) says:

    Hooray for good people!

  625. keithrc says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back plus a cool story as a bonus. In unrelated news: me me me!

  626. Matthew Hui says:

    Woooo!

  627. lif strand says:

    This is a note, inserted before the deadline. Now that I’ve inserted this note and therefore will be in the running for my Redshirts ARC, I want to know can I insert many, many notes to up my odds?

  628. cmckinnon says:

    I’m so happy you got your stuff back.

  629. Arthur D. says:

    Congrats! That was really lucky.

  630. Gunnar Sigurðsson says:

    I’m preeeetty sure this is the time they’ll guess!

  631. Limaro says:

    So glad to hear the bag was found! And what a generous way to celebrate.

  632. MVS says:

    Life is like a box of chocalates after all.

  633. Jim says:

    So glad your bag was found! That could have been a disaster. Regardless if I get a Redshirts or not, thanks! It’s a great blog.

  634. colinai says:

    Hoping for a win…

  635. Jennifer T says:

    Yay for getting your computer back!

  636. GingerbreadRunner says:

    Glad to hear you got your stuff back! And thanks for spreading the goodness.

  637. Yowza! Glad to hear you’re getting your stuffs back.

  638. It seems that Ronald Reagan is now your guardian angel…

  639. joelfinkle says:

    Lucky bastard. I never get back what’s been lost.

  640. the ridger says:

    Glad you got the bag back, glad the cab driver didn’t make off it.

  641. Joanne says:

    An airport which finds bags instead of losing them? I suspect they are playing a joke on you.

  642. Ben B. says:

    Nice story—although if I had found your bag you may well have gotten a ransom note of pasted together letters torn from magazines demanding the sequel to The Android’s Dream!

  643. David Hagen says:

    I would certainly appreciate an ARC of Redshirts. So, one please.

  644. dkartzinel says:

    I’ll take an ARC! I just discovered you thanks to a friend’s recommendation. I haven’t even finished Old Man’s War yet, but you’re definitely going on my list of great authors.

  645. Emmi says:

    Felicitations!

  646. GMo says:

    Good karma for John = good karma for your fans.

  647. Giant screaming penguins couldn’t make me comment on this thread. Honest.

  648. Kiara says:

    I really can’t wait to read this! *crosses fingers and toes… and eyes*

    …. *ow*

  649. Original julie says:

    Yes, I would like an ARC of Redshirts, and yay! for the return of your bag.

  650. MasterThief says:

    Memememememememe! Pick me! Pick me!

  651. Tad says:

    Just another reason I liked National Airport better than Dulles when I was living in DC!

  652. coolstar says:

    I’m glad you got your bag back; I thought there was a pretty decent chance you would. and there are a LOT of comments in this thread.

  653. JimmyC says:

    Yet another reason Reagan is better than Dullles.

  654. VictoriaP says:

    That is an amazingly awesome story! Kudos to the staff at Reagan National for their detective work; way cool to see someone go out of their way to get your bag back to you.

    Can’t wait for Redshirts–ARC or no ARC!

  655. Jo Pearson says:

    An ARC from one of my favourite authors (and one of the proffession’s outstanding role-models) would be peachy. Just sayin’

  656. claudio morais says:

    That’s great news about getting your stuff back. On a side note I have been listening to Heinlein’s Starship Troopers on audio since I read an article of yours on Heinlein. Also so I can read Old mans war afterwards. I also read your Redshirts excerpt and I cannot wait for the book to come out. Cheers

  657. rdh82 says:

    As a long-time Trekkie, I would love to get this book.

  658. Rachel says:

    I’m glad this story had a happy ending! And wow, there are a ton of comments now.

  659. macavityabc says:

    Congrats on the great luggage karma and being reunited with your stuff.

  660. Alas. Now future generations will never sigh over that lost Scalzi book, the only copy being on the unrecovered laptop. (Why no backup? The moron excuse is as good as any.) No one will say it was your best book EVER. No comparisons will be made with the saga of Hemingway’s lost manuscripts. But there hope. If you can lose your laptop once you can do it again. Next time don’t tell anyone you got it back.

  661. Reminder to self: Pick up eggs, milk, broccoli.

    That’s a note, right? Or does it have to be to you?

  662. Mike says:

    Sounds better than Hartsfields (ATL) services! Grats on the returned computer.

  663. Margaret says:

    I’m so glad you got your stuff back!

  664. mplsjoe says:

    Comment! Looking forward to reading the book (for which I am first in the reserve line at the library).

  665. KM Hammond says:

    I’m glad you got your computer back!

  666. Ralph says:

    I’m glad you got it back before the bomb squad had to blow up the “Suspicious Package.”

  667. carl says:

    Glad you got it back

  668. haloblazer says:

    Er, here good? Can you mail my ARC to Kingston, Ontario, Canada?

  669. April Labrecque says:

    Fantastic! Pick me please!

  670. Lisa Shykula says:

    I was sure the bag, itself, was destined to be a Redshirt, and never return from your Away Mission.

  671. Alexb says:

    Nice when things work out like you hope they could.

  672. turtlesong says:

    it was cool of you to give the guy at reagan nat’l an arc. i’m sure all he’d gotten until then was yelled at….

  673. Jeff Watson says:

    I hate losing stuff.

  674. Matt says:

    Is this the Connie Willis thread? Hello?

  675. erinfrazier8 says:

    Glad the lost bag story has a happy ending!

    Speaking of endings, I’m ready to read the rest of Red Shirts. Woo – read those first four chapters again the other night and once again – BAM – where’s the rest of the story? Want!

    Thank you for being a prolific writer.

  676. Daephene says:

    Glad the lost bag story has a happy ending!

  677. Chris says:

    It’s so nice when somebody actually does their job well and gets something for it.

  678. Four Ds says:

    ….and now!

    Good job having the world work the way we’d like it to.

  679. Theanderblast says:

    Congratulations!

  680. jillheather says:

    Oh, good news that your bag was found. Now I will hope to be lucky, too.

  681. lee s says:

    670-odd and counting comments. I guess I’m not the only person wishing for a free star trek, er, Sclazi book. Good on ya that your stuff got found.

  682. The other John S says:

    Excellent! Our cleverly-disguised-as-a-laptop agent has now successfully infiltrated the home of the most powerful man in the worl…what? What do you mean? He’s the President! Of what? Wtf is a SFWA? Wait, why does this keep writing everything I say? Stupid compu…

  683. Readsalot81 says:

    That’s awesome about getting your stuff back! And hey, thanks for the giveaway!

  684. vian says:

    That’s great news!

  685. oball says:

    A note!

  686. Logan says:

    I want this so I can taunt all of my friends who have to wait for the book.

  687. Kimberly says:

    Congrats on your stuff being found.

  688. Karl Henderson says:

    I am pleased for you. What are you planning on doing with the extra new computer?

  689. you will send me one because you love me.

  690. KAT says:

    Congratulations! I’m glad it’s good news.

  691. RJ says:

    Glad you got your things back!

  692. alsohuey says:

    Pork

  693. Jason Tyler says:

    Glad you got your stuff back.

  694. Keith says:

    Now!!

  695. Susan B says:

    Glad you’re getting it back.

  696. Liz Lynch says:

    Glad you’re getting the bag back ok.

  697. Michael in NM says:

    Having lost computer stuff while traveling, I’m very glad you got yours back. Having flown into Reagan National somewhere around 300 times, (don’t ask…) I’m not surprised as the staff there have always been consistently great to me.

    So, for the ARC, I’m all in.

  698. Aurian says:

    Pick me! Pick me! *jumps up and down*

  699. mistermalevo says:

    Yay for me and my incredible luck at winning random stuff! Yay!

  700. Corey says:

    Its good that it _finally_ paid off to be an author. :-)

  701. autumnrls says:

    So happy to hear you got your stuff back! :) I promise to freak out in the same fashion as Kristen Bell seeing a sloth if only you would only send me one of those ARC’s.

  702. Ben J says:

    731

  703. Luke from Pittsburgh says:

    Congratulations! Now it’s time for us to get stuff!

  704. Ewan says:

    Looks as though things have slowed down enough to somewhat increase the odds..

  705. Beth says:

    Glad to hear that being an author finally paid off. Of course I would have thought that the whole mortgage and food thing would count as ‘paying off’ but hey it is the little perks in life that really matter.

  706. Justin says:

    Congrats on having your laptop found. Lucky it wasn’t detonated

  707. David Edmeades says:

    W00t for honesty and craftiness.

  708. bassmanco says:

    Glad to hear you got your laptop back. Also good to hear about decent human beings in the world.

  709. Gaby Monasterio says:

    I want the arc!!! I need the arc!!! And I recognised that the fuzzy was a fuzzy in ur twitter pic!!!!! I deserve the arc!!!!! Ur books rock!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  710. Brian Brown says:

    Good news everybody…

  711. Jazz says:

    That is an excellent way for a bag to be found. Hurrah!

  712. bahnree says:

    The redshirts complete their mission of retrieving your bag, despite zero expectations of success! :D

  713. loximuthal says:

    how about now?

  714. Benjamin S says:

    This sort of thing makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. So would a copy of Redshirts!

  715. Susan says:

    Yay! So glad you’re getting your stuff back.

  716. Matthew says:

    Would love Redshirts! I also had a similar event with leaving a couple valuable items in an airport restaurant. And yes the airport tracked me down and I got my stuff back.

  717. cassandra022 says:

    yay for getting your stuff back!

  718. spi516 says:

    A found computer! How nice…

  719. Tim Morris says:

    Congrats. Sometimes it all works kile it’s supposed to.

    Tim Morris

  720. Susan says:

    I wonder if airport security thought of your bag as a threat to national security. Good thing they investigate the contents first!

  721. Eh, why not. :) I am glad you got your stuff back. Doesn’t make you a moron, just distracted. Even non-morons get

  722. Vordemian says:

    Glad to hear the good news John, and very much looking forward to the book release.

  723. How is 7:00 pm Central?

    Of course I never win anything.

    And on top of that, I’ve been hiked-up on medicine after some terrible muscle spasms yesterday putting on a polo shirt. Who would have thought so?

  724. Dawn W says:

    Congrats on your bag being found!

  725. Layla says:

    Oh, wonderful! I’m so glad you got it back! :)

  726. David says:

    Count me in.

  727. Max says:

    me me me! (please)

  728. Greg says:

    Scalzi: However, airports are really good these days at collecting up unattended bags.

    Luckily your bag wasn’t making weird noises because you left the computer on and it was beeping about low battery or something. The cops might have put it in a blast bin and set off some C4 on top of it.

  729. Scott says:

    Comment: comment comment comment, comment! Yay!

  730. Chris Pitt says:

    That’s nice. Love it when things work out.

  731. Gary says:

    A hundred years ago, you couldn’t have left a computer in an airport. It would have been a book at a train station, and it would have taken months to track you down via the U.S. Mail.

  732. kmcmunn says:

    hm… now?

  733. Annie says:

    …Possibly you would have left a three-volume novel in a handbag in the train station. (With a baby named Ernest in it.)

    (Also: Pick me, pick me!)

  734. Jeff LeBlanc says:

    Who am I to turn down a free ARC?

  735. megpie71 says:

    Congratulations on getting your stuff back. Even if you have replaced a lot of the more urgent needs, it’s still a good thing to have the originals back.

  736. Jay Royal says:

    Had a pocketknife confiscated once by airport security… But the guy later mailed it to my house. Sometimes it’s nice to have our faith in each other restored.

  737. beowuff says:

    Return of the Mac could make a good parody…

  738. Warren Terra says:

    By leaving your bag in the terminal, did you create a Possible Terrorist Scare?

    OK, now that I’ve insulted you: please pick this comment.

  739. ajinbc says:

    My comment.

  740. EricM says:

    Entering the contest! Would be nice if the mobile version of the website didn’t automatically capitalise the first letter of the email address field.

  741. Hooray! Hooray upon hooray!

  742. Mike W says:

    Congrats on the found luggage!

  743. Dani says:

    If you send me an ARC, I will review it at librarything.com.

  744. Tom says:

    I love banana and coconut ice cream from the honey hut.

  745. Stephanie says:

    Yay glad you got your stuff back! And yay to smart airport employees!

  746. rissatoo says:

    Woo! and Hoo!
    Now that you’re getting your Mac back, I could take the Acer off your hands… :)
    Sure hope I chose to post this at the right time… :)

  747. Peggy says:

    Good karma all around!

  748. Jack Scheer says:

    Throwing my hat into the ring for the ARC…

  749. Andy Bulkley says:

    You must have very good karma to get your computer bag back. Congrats!! Thanks for chance to get ARC.

  750. wubbster says:

    I shall defy all odds and be declared the victor! Or one of them anyway.

    Huzzah!

  751. Shannon says:

    Glad to hear that your bag is coming home. Would love to have one of the ARC’s — might even send it to my Dad after I devoured myself.

    Good on ya, John!

    Shannon

  752. Sarahnthropic says:

    How awesome!!!

  753. Brian says:

    having your luggage FOUND at baggage claim is a new twist…

  754. Drew says:

    A Redshirts ARC would be awsome. Glad to hear you got your stuff back. Also glad to not hear about Reagan being shutdown for an unattended bag!

  755. Amy says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back! It’s a shame that nowadays it seems like a surprise when something nice happens…

  756. Geof says:

    I think you’re just luck they didn’t detonate the bag on the spot… also, there’s not many book shops in my part of the world that sell your work, so a win for me would awesome :^)

  757. pheltzer says:

    Yay on the stuff back and an employee actually going the extra step or two to reunite a bag with it’s owner.

  758. bojnberry says:

    Now seems as good a time as any to say “Yay! You got your compy back!” So, without further ado: Yay! You got your compy back!

  759. Olivia says:

    That is a lovely happy story!

  760. Audrey says:

    Yay for airport employees (and how often do you get to say that?)! Hope I can get an ARC even if I didn’t do something cool like track you down from just a copy of it.

  761. Chris Salter says:

    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

  762. madhousemirror says:

    Oh! Pick me! Pick me! I am shameless!

  763. Gary Fink says:

    Time is money, never more prophetic than right NOW being the right time to win.

  764. Johnathan says:

    Pick me!

  765. bobo says:

    Dang. Took me almost a full minute to scroll down to the bottom.

  766. Charles says:

    Here’s hoping

  767. John Bankert says:

    Oh! Oh! Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

    Yes, my age is showing. Sigh….

  768. mike says:

    C sharp

  769. KW says:

    OK then, I get it, I just don’t understand.

  770. janiceofmars says:

    A friend of mine recommended you. Told me I should be reading your blog and your books. She was right. I’m late joining your fanbase, but I’m here now. I’m really looking forward to Worldcon and sincerely hope you win that Hugo. You should because I was thinking of voting for you at least once or twice. Yeah, I used to live in Chicago. How did you guess?

  771. Kelly says:

    Hooray for kind and professional airport employees!

  772. Victor says:

    Glad to hear everything ends well. :)

  773. Jerimi says:

    Yay for smart, honest people!

  774. Rummy says:

    No time like the present. Except for all the other times but we don’t talk about them. Splitters….

  775. AMos says:

    sorry everyone, this is the winning time, right now.

  776. coke says:

    ~/ Scalzi’s got his groove bag back /~

  777. cheshil says:

    Cool. Cool cool cool.

    Glad to hear you got the stuff back but I’m really only in it for the ARC…

  778. iiii says:

    I rejoice in your good fortune.

  779. Erik D. says:

    Yay for both valuable stuff returned AND a chance for free stuff!

  780. Rotorhead says:

    A found computer is a thing of joy.

  781. Bob says:

    That’s awesome.

    Also awesome? Free stuff!

  782. Sean says:

    Here is a comment, which I am leaving!

  783. Katherine says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back!

  784. Curtis says:

    I’m putting a note in the comments:
    C flat.

  785. KenS says:

    Ohh… Pick ME, pick ME, pick ME!!!

  786. aoreschak says:

    A note. What a nice airport employee!!!

  787. Rykk says:

    testing, testing 1,2, 1,2 Is this thing on?

  788. Ellestra says:

    Congratulations. It’s awesome someone took the time to find you and it must be really nice to have your stuff back.

  789. Gina says:

    Pick me, pick me!!

  790. tqft says:

    Books and computer returned
    Gifting up us
    Choosen few to smile

  791. JonS says:

    Glad you got your bag back

  792. I can’t say I’d mind a Redshirts ARC…

  793. aburnett23 says:

    So glad you got your stuff back.

  794. Bob says:

    This time for sure!

  795. Jon Lundy says:

    Better luck than I had the last time we lost something in the airport. I’m glad someone honest, and diligent found your computer.

  796. Hooray for nice airport folks!

  797. Lloyd says:

    Arc me!

  798. tchansen says:

    Glad you got your bag back!

  799. *crosses fingers* :)

  800. Steve Kienle says:

    Might as well; maybe I’ll get lucky.

  801. dlongwing says:

    On the one hand, the story would’ve been funnier/more-interesting if they’d found your bag, then blew it up as a threat to national security.

    On the other hand, the funnier and more interesting version would still cost you all the stuff in your bag, so I’m glad that the story involved ARC sleuthing and not explosions.

  802. Roshan says:

    9:50 PM eastern is the most random time. Pick me :)

  803. Leila says:

    I’m so happy for you, John! I’ve been hoping you would get your stuff back.

  804. Very glad to hear you got your gear back… don’t know what time it is there but it’s near noon here :)

  805. tolenmar says:

    See, I told you you would send me a copy before it’s over. I mean let’s face it, why wouldn’t the lovely ladies choose this time? I mean it’s just obvious, isn’t it?

  806. Brettal says:

    Woo finding stuff!

  807. rxgreene says:

    Hooray for a happy ending to the story!

  808. Matt in the Hat says:

    Huzzah!

  809. Susan Reader says:

    This is a comment!

  810. Riccardo says:

    Glad you got your bag and stuff back… and even gladder if the time chosen is 7:55 PM MST.

  811. Steven Hillis says:

    I love stories like this! It’s awesome to see people being trustworthy!

  812. Rock Gravelly says:

    Here’s to winning.

  813. xtownaga says:

    I did not expect this story to have a happy ending. Glad I was wrong.

  814. Dragon says:

    And… NOW! Glad you got your stuff back in one piece.

  815. totallyawesomescienceshit says:

    That’s a pretty great roundabout way to get your stuff back.

  816. xtownaga says:

    I did not expect this story to have a happy ending. Glad to see I was wrong.

  817. David Moody says:

    Never under estimate the goodness of the majority of people.

  818. Now? Okay, how about now?

  819. Bill Green says:

    Hooray for due diligence!

  820. Adam Heine says:

    Congrats on finding your stuff. I hate losing things. Now I want to be an author more than ever.

  821. drfegg says:

    Nice.

  822. xelgaex says:

    Glad you got your stuff back. I’d really feel sick if I left my computer somewhere.

  823. Missy says:

    This warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart.

  824. Would love an ARC

  825. Matthew says:

    Pick me, pick me!

  826. Jason says:

    Glad you got everything back.

  827. Cathy says:

    Yay on getting the bag back. and I hope I get picked for the ARC.

  828. Andrew Fedge says:

    I’m glad you’re getting your stuff back. I’d miss the Macbook Air too….

  829. Judy in SATX says:

    Hurray for recovered tech!

  830. Paul Little says:

    Yay for ARCs and publicists! Also, yay for Whatever time this is…

  831. roger69 says:

    Here’s hoping.

  832. Jay Carter says:

    Me me me!

  833. Doug says:

    I’m glad your bag was returned intact. Thanks for picking me !

  834. mtpettyp says:

    w00t!

  835. OchrisO says:

    *crosses fingers*

  836. Marc Kubischta says:

    Is that truly random?

  837. Chris Garner says:

    I love lost & found. And I’d love an ARC even more. Please?

  838. Em says:

    When laptops and bookbags go missing
    they’re met with much booing and hissing;
    when news gets around
    that the stuff has been found,
    it’s met with rejoicing (and kissing!)

    (Couldn’t resist. Glad the stuff showed!)

  839. John Mark Ockerbloom says:

    We once had someone visiting us who’d accidentally grabbed the wrong laptop off the X-ray conveyer belt coming through security. There were no identifying marks on the laptop, and it was password-protected, but we managed to get into the filesystem using a Linux boot CD (that trick won’t work with MacBook Airs, I’m afraid), and then found a resume in the Documents folder that had the owner’s name and contact information.

    The owner, meanwhile. had picked up our visitors laptop off the belt and turned it into airport security, who were keeping it nice and safe. Our visitor arranged to pick it up, and give the misapprehended laptop back to its owner, upon landing from their return flight home.

    I’m glad you got your stuff back as well.

  840. Kathryn McCulloch says:

    here’s to finding lost things

  841. Jayb says:

    Glad you got your bag back! Always a nice feeling when humanity comes though!

  842. Amy says:

    YAY!!! I was unrealistically sad about the loss of the Mac Air. Made me want to give my Mac Pro a little hug.

  843. Bruce says:

    Always good to recover lost stuff. I’m happy for you.

  844. Desmond says:

    The winning post.

  845. John says:

    Giving it a shot…

  846. I hope it’s now.

  847. David S. says:

    Now, what if they’d assumed your bag was a bomb, and blown it up? With a robot!! That really would have been awesome.
    But anyway, an ARC would be nice too.

  848. Glad you got your stuff back.

  849. Matthew says:

    I wish I had something clever to say. But I dont

  850. Berimon says:

    Now.

  851. mythago says:

    Hurray baggage handlers!

  852. Mike says:

    Huzzah for finding the computer and huzzah for a contest!

  853. JamieF says:

    Comment!

  854. gnw says:

    Pick me, please! Glad you got your stuff back.

  855. tonywaystation says:

    See, Airport Security can be irritating, but they aren’t bad people. So kill the fatted hard drive, slap some postage on an envelope and send me some REDSHIRTS, please.

  856. Scott. says:

    That’s a pretty awesome thing for the airport guy to do. I wonder if he’s a fan?

    Congratulations on getting your toys back dude.

  857. Sean says:

    Yeah for TSA doing something helpful.

    I hope I win the ARC…

  858. mary fitzpatrick says:

    Leaving unattended bags sitting around in the DC airport probably puts a black mark on your perminant record. Glad they gave you your stuff back any way

  859. elliomeg says:

    Good news is good. Better news is your wife or daughter picking my time so I can win!

  860. MadLogician says:

    My name is MadLogician and I am an ARCoholic.

  861. David says:

    Woohoo!

  862. Chris Sears says:

    I missed my guess by a few minutes. I assume that Athena claimed the Acer laptop 20 seconds after your MacBook was found.

  863. Too lazy to think of anything relevant tonight, sorry.

  864. Jeff Hudson says:

    Congrats on getting computer back. Can’t wait to read redshirts.

  865. Joan says:

    Happy to hear that you’ll get everything back.

  866. ajinbc says:

    Someday I’ll win something.

  867. nosve says:

    A comment, because I sure would like a copy of Redshirts!

  868. Shady says:

    Good for you(r laptop).

  869. Gin says:

    is it time yet?

  870. Halcyon says:

    Yay for lost and found!

  871. Chris says:

    If it was my bag, it would probably have gotten detonated just to be safe. Than again, I am not a world-renowed author. Oh yeah, I would like one those books. Seeing that May 23rd is my birthday and all, that would be a pretty nice present.

  872. Liz says:

    Now is the time.

  873. L.Spangler says:

    It would be great to have a nice shiny ARC for you to sign at ChiCon. :-D

  874. Dougtron 3030 says:

    Congrats on the recovery of the bag!

  875. Gina W says:

    Would love a Redshirts ARC! I might even let my husband read it :)

  876. Doug Cadmus says:

    i just love a happy ending.

  877. Bill Childers says:

    Congrats on getting your stuff back! Looking forward to Redshirts. :)

  878. Matt Opitz says:

    All’s well that ends well!

  879. athlios says:

    Good at collecting unattended bags indeed.

  880. cynthiaweeks says:

    Please?

  881. Rosemary Fitch says:

    Happiness is finding what’s been lost.

  882. I’ll give it a try.

  883. Tom says:

    we had a great time in DC, glad you found your puter

  884. Congrats on the safe return of electronica and ARCs.

  885. JJS says:

    Glad you got your stuff back. I’ll be even gladder if I win the ARC.

  886. Ian Forbes says:

    Now seems as good a time as any … maybe better.

  887. Mike says:

    A comment.

  888. Another Steve says:

    I thought I should at least try. Long time, no post.

  889. You didn’t say whether this was available outside the US. If so, count this Canadian in!

    Audrey

  890. John D, Holsinger says:

    Can’t “like” this enough!

  891. mike says:

    Glad you got it back, and can’t wait for the book to come out.

  892. S-M.G says:

    and how many computers do you own at the moment? :)

  893. U2NhbHpp says:

    My guess is you chose to base the drawing on time to simplify picking the winner. The challenge is that it’s tougher to make that a fair drawing (if that’s a concern). Entries are not distributed evenly over time – right now, a comment gets to lay claim to a few minutes of the time period; earlier an entrant was lucky to hold on to a few seconds.

    It’s actually pretty easy to do a random selection from the comments if you happen to have a MacBook Air handy :- ). The steps:

    1) Create a text version of this web page.
    - In Firefox, right-click/ two-finger-click to get the context menu
    - select ‘Save Page As …’
    - change filename to ‘arc1.txt’
    - change folder to ‘Documents’
    - change format to ‘Text Files’

    2) Get just the user names:
    - Start up Terminal
    JS-MacBook$ cd Documents
    JS-MacBook$ grep ‘says:’ arc1.txt > arc2.txt
    JS-MacBook$ wc -l arc2.txt (this’ll give you the number of lines / entries)

    3) Pick a random line in the arc2.txt file
    - just use random.org
    - text editor can take you to the winning line / name (should be line 892 :- )

    There ya go. Two minutes, tops.

  894. Bill says:

    Thank goodness the airlines have finally discovered how to find bags!

  895. grnchile says:

    I’ll take the Air if you have too many laptops now (but I’d prefer the ARC).

  896. allium says:

    So if a security guard found it, does that mean a redshirt saved Redshirts?

  897. Cats and nerds attest, there is no such thing as too many lap tops. I stake my claim at this here time.

  898. dunmurderin says:

    Claim staked;

  899. themadav says:

    Happy for you…and wondering, is there a time and date that is more probable picked than another, and if, what time is it and how does my timezone mess with that…

  900. Sue says:

    Here’s hoping – and glad you got your stuff back.

  901. bigappletobigbear says:

    Here’s my comment- perhaps the time zone difference will, for once, work in my favor;-). Glad you got your bag back.

  902. It’s my birthday tomorrow, so please?

  903. Michael says:

    I’d love to get an ARC.

  904. Sooz says:

    That’s fantastic! And I am amused to see how many comments this has had:).

  905. dogbiscuituk says:

    I think they will select *this* time. So, I won’t have to wait til November after all! (You didn’t specify USA only, did you?)

  906. cw says:

    Huzzah

  907. Björn says:

    Great way to celebrate this, John! :)

  908. crotchetyoldfan says:

    yay!

  909. Into the Sky says:

    The cover-up method can be used to make a partial fractions decomposition of a rational
    function whenever the denominator can be factored into distinct linear factors.

  910. Thomas Kurz says:

    I’d love to get my hands on one of the ARC’s.

  911. Petter Hesselberg says:

    Ping!

  912. old aggie says:

    Well, I am late – I had a hunch that the winning time will be 4:02 am, so good luck to Bjorn at 3:57.
    But maybe I’ll be the lucky one!
    Or maybe I’ll be driving to Dayton for the signing…
    At any rate, I’m happy the laptop, etc., was found & the universe is once again in equilibrium. :-)
    - old aggie

  913. Steve says:

    Glad you got your stuff back!

  914. Beth says:

    Congratulations on getting your bag back! That’s such a harrowing experience.

  915. GilliganLQ says:

    I can imagine your relief was immense, plus you got some new toys out of the ordeal.

  916. liz says:

    Hooray for nice airport people. I think I may be a little early but it’s 10:52 in the UK.

  917. Karl C. says:

    Big Huzzahs for honest & diligent airport people! You, sir, are a very fortunate man!
    Do I win the ARC? 5:55 am on the east coast of the US…
    thanks!

  918. Mike H says:

    Hook me up man!

  919. David A. W. says:

    Send that ARC my way…..

  920. sstew says:

    I’m so glad your computer has been found. That’s awesome.
    Here is my Redshirts comment!

  921. Emma S says:

    Here goes!

  922. Jdtowner says:

    Trying again. See you in Milwaukee whatever happens.

  923. Chris M says:

    I’ve totally got this.

  924. Right, one Redshirts comment!

  925. J. Wallerius says:

    Wow, that guy truly went above and beyond. Glad to see you have everything back! It would have been such a hassle to replace it all.
    Now I totally hope one of your two ladies will pick my time. And I can’t even try any intercontinental jedi mind tricks, because I don’t know what time it is in your part of the states. And I’m too lazy to figure it out ;)

  926. A note has been left.
    Glad to hear that there are still some honest people left in the world.

  927. kestrel828 says:

    This seems to be as good a time as any. Congratulations on getting your stuff back!

  928. emilyvanstrange says:

    That’s pretty awesome. ARC giveaways are pretty awesome, too.

  929. rjeffers says:

    7:04 am. Its as good a time as any.

  930. Christopher Hawley says:

    Sometimes the travel system performs as it was designed to perform: to reunite travellers with other people and own possessions. Glad to hear the mini-saga of Stuff Separated from Self ended well: an appropriate epilog to the Nebula Awards awesomeness.

    Safe travels, and thank you in advance!

    now serving 00924

  931. Liz M says:

    Glad you got your stuff back!

  932. Bearpaw says:

    ping!

  933. Sam Charron says:

    Good to hear your bag was found and will be returned to you as you left it (literally on the floor in the airport).

  934. Bander1 says:

    Wow! Glad you got it back!

  935. Will you be able to return the Acer?

  936. Chris Napiorkowski says:

    Good morning

  937. Rob A. says:

    Congratulations on the return of your belongings! And, for once, I’m actually semi-current on reading your blog, so I get to enter a contest. Yay!

  938. SandCastleDreams says:

    So glad for a happy ending to your episode of Computer Separation Anxiety! A truly hideous malady. *shudders*

  939. Nan says:

    Congrats on getting your bag back.

  940. EAJ... says:

    A phoebe built a nest on top of the outside light at my front door. It’s beautiful, moss on the outside, pine needles on the inside, and the hatchling (not visible from below; photographed, poorly framed, by standing on tiptoes and holding the camera on macro setting at arm’s length pointing straight down) is beautiful in its own way too.

    Also beautiful: lost bag and contents finding their way back to you. Yay!

  941. w00t! (And not just because we’d love an ARC.)

  942. Zac D. says:

    Yea!

  943. rutty says:

    Good news on the bag find! Bad news on the congenital brain malfunction

  944. Cameron Poole says:

    Good news!

  945. Dave Quiroz says:

    Holy smokes there are a lot of comments! Must be some way to auto-scroll down thousand pages with an iPad… Anyhow, glad you got your bag o stuff back!

  946. Nan says:

    Congrats on getting the bag and the stuff back! I don’t normally enter these things, but it’s the husband’s birthday, so let’s give it a try! :)

  947. Geoff Thorpe says:

    Why can’t USAians use GMT?

  948. Alex Swavely says:

    My entry.

  949. Thatmattguy says:

    I”m so very happy your gear is coming home. My faith in humanity is restored. Well a teeny bit, anyway.

  950. Capt'n Awesome says:

    Congrats on the “full recovery” — hope it doesn’t mean you’re at the start of the “senior moment slide”…

  951. Michael says:

    Ah, good… I was getting worried that I wouldn’t reach the end of this comment thread before Thursday. :^) John, I’m glad to hear you are getting your stuff back.

  952. Laura H says:

    Me! Congrats on getting your computer back.

  953. Kevin says:

    I hope I win.

  954. Nothing like the feeling of turning the house upside down looking for my phone, only to realize I left it in my car…

    I’m glad you got your stuff back!

  955. Big Daddy says:

    congrats on finding your laptop!!!

  956. Nancy K says:

    Awesome! Glad to hear that worked out in the end!

  957. medmelon says:

    great news! now what to do with all the extra hardware…

  958. Kyle says:

    Congrats on the return of your stuff! WooT Indeed!

  959. Deb Zwez says:

    commenting…

  960. “The Prodigal Computer Returns Home”. I wonder what sorts of adventures your Mac experienced whilst away.

  961. Heather Teig says:

    I waited a long to time comment.

  962. Judy says:

    I actually thought your computer was tracking down Wil’s lost Kindle. Oh well!

  963. Jack Lint says:

    Just sneaking a comment here after the initial rush.

  964. Adam Lipkin says:

    I’d love to win one.

  965. Tor says:

    Holy crap that’s a lot of emails

  966. Nyx says:

    Am I too late? If no, please let your wife and daughter know that I am French, and that if you come to Paris with them my husband will cook all of you a wonderful dinner (yes it is bribery I confirm). Please pick up my time? S’il vous plait?

  967. Beth says:

    Congratulations!

  968. Al Brown says:

    Here’s hopin’!

  969. dhuff says:

    Well hopefully is the lucky time :D

  970. Kilroy says:

    tried to leave a note at 3:27 a.m. this morning, but dang this is a lot of comments, couldn’t load. So i’ll take right now.

  971. Gulliver says:

    Glad to hear you got your bag and computer back! Losing my laptop or tablet would be a nightmare, even with my file encryption and hardware tracking.

    On the minute chance I’m closest the time chosen, I respectfully recuse myself from the contest.

  972. Steven Pattingale says:

    Holy comments Batman!

  973. Fletcher says:

    Is this still open? I’m bad at time zones. If not, never mind.

  974. John says:

    Congrats on your short-to-medium-but-defnitiely-not-long lost bag returning to you!

  975. Uri says:

    now?

  976. righlach says:

    Clearly 9am is the best time to give away an ARC.

    Clearly.

  977. Hil says:

    Nice, I’m glad it worked out! And I’m hoping I’ll win :-)

  978. Note left.

  979. MikeJ says:

    I hope you enjoyed DC and I would like an ARC.

  980. Jim Bearse says:

    Random is good. I’ll take a shot at random.

  981. David says:

    Glad to hear you got your stuff back!

  982. That’s GOT to be a relief!

  983. Oliver Horsey says:

    I hope I’m not too late. Live long and Prosper

  984. Steve Ely says:

    This is my entry.

  985. Jon S. says:

    Comment.

  986. Lisa says:

    Fingers Crossed.

  987. Uli says:

    ARC time! Glad that your bag will be returned!

  988. sjl says:

    I’d love an ARC.

  989. Andrew says:

    Glad to hear you’re gotten your computer back!

  990. Gary Willis says:

    Think now. Now. Now. Now. You know you want to send a Redshirts ARC to Texas!

  991. hyperpat says:

    ARCs are good things to have!

  992. Charles says:

    Please send me Redshirts, I’m fresh out of minions.. :)

  993. JacobR says:

    This is my comment

  994. Cat says:

    Grats on getting everything back! Baggage claim = so cursed stuff gets lost even when you’re the one doing the losing….

  995. Ian Harvey says:

    I’m thinking there’s a lot of potential sales here for Redshirts! :-)

  996. MB says:

    Woof!

  997. Josh says:

    Glad you’re getting your stuff back, and I hope I win!

  998. Kitten Reames says:

    Congrats! What a great feeling (nicely balancing the horrible feeling when you realize something is missing!) Yes! If I win, please send me an ARC of Redshirts! (If not, please send me the consolation prize of a trip to Reagan National Airport at my own expense.)

  999. RobK says:

    Congrats John.

  1000. Linda Edgar says:

    I love it when lost items find their way home. I would also love a copy of your book.

  1001. Ken says:

    Glad you got your bag back. Wouldnt mind a copy of the ARC. Loved Old Man’s War.

  1002. Steve says:

    Now!

  1003. p1ttmedia says:

    I like these odds! Looking forward to the book either way.

  1004. Heather Buchieri says:

    So glad your bag was found! Can’t wait to read “Red Shirts”!

  1005. Murfkat says:

    ummm… pick me? pick me? :-)

  1006. So this is a comment. And also a more-or-less randomized chance of winning a Redshirts ARC. Having experienced “stupid me forgot something important at the airport” syndrom, I’m glad to see that this particular version of that story had a happy ending.

  1007. richvar says:

    I’d love to have one, although I have no illusions that even if I win, it will get here to Hungary.

  1008. Greg says:

    Pick me. Pick me!

  1009. Lewis Farberman says:

    Me please!

  1010. chevybythesea says:

    Glad to hear your got your computer back – that can be real stressful!

  1011. Nickp says:

    This seems like a good time

  1012. JC says:

    Good deal.

  1013. ADifferentJohn says:

    Thank goodness; and, my, a lot of us would like to mooch a free ARC….

  1014. dumont42 says:

    Congrats! Looking forward to Redshirts.

  1015. occula says:

    I googled “ARC,” then facepalmed. duh!

  1016. CLP says:

    I waited a day, hoping it would reduce the risk of me posting the same minute as someone else.

  1017. Annalee says:

    Reading it early would be swell.

  1018. zakur says:

    Pie

  1019. Fiona says:

    Airport lost & found employees are often unsung heroes. I especially appreciate the ones who found the kindle I left on a plane in January. But I’m constantly amazed at how many bags the baggage handlers have misplaced (mostly at Paris CDG) find their way home within a day or so.

  1020. Mithras says:

    Huzzah!

  1021. rivka5 says:

    My odds don’t seem good, here.

  1022. Jen says:

    I love reading stories about belongings finding their way home in improbable ways.

  1023. Bill Fogarty says:

    10:19, here we go!

  1024. mountaineremite says:

    Isn’t it a great feeling, when you’ve just about given up on something important to you as lost and then it’s found again? I’m glad you got your stuff back!

  1025. Mike From Cincinnati says:

    Book me!

  1026. Axsister says:

    Oh me!

  1027. Deb says:

    Yay! Nice to find things after thinking they’re lost.

  1028. Doug S says:

    Lucky you! Lucky me?

  1029. adamlamore says:

    I already pre-ordered my copy but I’d love to get an ARC! Congrats on getting your computer back!

  1030. Sandi Hj says:

    Hooray for rescued computers! I’ll be at your Chicago signing, but an ARC would really add to the specialness. Thanks for offering the chance to get one.

  1031. fheywood says:

    I’m so glad they didn’t blow it up, as is sometime the procedure with unattended bags…

  1032. speeder says:

    it’s nice to get stuff back. hope my timing is right!

  1033. lancecd says:

    Yay for you! Yay Redshirts!

  1034. kathryn says:

    Yay for lost stuff coming back!

  1035. Orjan says:

    Now that it’s no longer 1,024 comments, I can comment without breaking a pretty number.

  1036. wow, what luck! congratulations on getting everything back.

  1037. Matt says:

    Glad you got all your stuff back!

  1038. athenabikes says:

    Glad you got your stuff back.

    Perhaps I will get lucky, too?

  1039. OtterB says:

    Glad you got it back. I’d love an ARC.

  1040. Steven Seydell says:

    Thanks in advance. :-)

  1041. Kat Wenger says:

    Yay for awesome & honest airport staff!

  1042. Connor says:

    Here is a comment: Glad you are getting your stuff back! Thanks!

  1043. Tom says:

    Congrats to you…
    I left my “stuff” in the seat of the airplane and de-planed. By the time I realized that I had left it and tried to go back and get it (I was still in the airport), the “cleaning” staff had already made it dissappear (Thanks United). It is truly amazing that you were able to get your “stuff” back.

  1044. Fredric Lutman says:

    Just found you via Audibles book sale for “Agents to the Stars”. Would love to read the new book.

  1045. Monty says:

    I would totally, totally dig on some ARC. Pick me!

  1046. Setmosis says:

    a comment

  1047. Jason Davis says:

    ARC please.

    thanks,
    Jason

  1048. Dave says:

    Congrats on getting your stuffs back!

  1049. colomtngeek says:

    Pudding

  1050. Wendy says:

    That’s fantastic!

  1051. Molnar says:

    Way to go, that guy at the airport!

  1052. Loopy says:

    Redshirt ARC FTW!

  1053. Davy says:

    Happy your computer was found.

  1054. Zach says:

    Here is hoping!

  1055. Brad says:

    Dude!

  1056. LMM says:

    What the heck, it’s worth a shot.

  1057. Mike B says:

    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

  1058. allison says:

    Would that be Reagan Airport in Orange County? I always liked that airport. It was just the right size.

  1059. Jose Miguel Renom says:

    Maybe I am lucky 1000th. Glad all your stuff was found!

  1060. Dani says:

    Glad you got the computer back!

  1061. Erin Boyd says:

    Congrats on the return of your belongings.

  1062. David Gerhardt says:

    comment left!

  1063. Jake says:

    I hope now is the winning time! Glad you recovered your things

  1064. Sarah says:

    I want a book!

  1065. Eric says:

    Sneaking in under the wire! Bwahaha!

  1066. albertfb says:

    is this a good time? Glad you got your stuff back. Still some honest folks in the world.

  1067. Whitney says:

    Your adventure with the computer sounds very much like something I would do! Thanks for reminding me to be extra careful next time I travel with valuable technology. (My MacBook Pro is not insured and would probably never find its way back to me :( )

  1068. JC says:

    Right now would be good

  1069. Faith says:

    Yay for getting your stuff back and yay for coming in out of the sun in the nick of time to see this post…

  1070. John Scalzi says:

    It’s noon! The contest is now closed.