Hey! Remember that time I came up and visited you? Back in 2007? For the tour for The Last Colony? Sure you do!
Didn’t we have fun? I complemented your groovy art museum, you told me I looked pretty good for a science fiction writer, we both avoided any reference to Happy Days and/or LaVerne & Shirley, and just plain had a good old time. Didn’t we? Of course we did! At least that’s what you told me, and why wouldn’t I believe you? Milwaukee wouldn’t lie.
Well, guess what? I’m coming back! Tomorrow, June 11! At 7pm! At the Boswell Book Company! Is it possible we’ll have a good time together again? I’d like to think so. Just two old pals, hanging about, having a good time. Maybe having some cheese. I understand there is cheese there. Yes, and also beer, but you know I don’t drink. But you can drink, Milwaukee! Drink yourself silly! I’m happy to be your designated driver.
So what do you say, Milwaukee? Let’s make some new memories. All you have to do is say yes. And also: Show up. See you there!