A tale told in tweets:
E-mailed one-sentence non-fiction book pitch this morning. Accepted by the publisher 15 minutes later. Didn't even have to sacrifice a goat.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
The book: "101 Uses For a Spare Goat." #NotReally #WouldBeFunnyThough
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
Judging from the response, "101 Uses For a Spare Goat" is clearly soon to be my first Kickstarter Project.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
WHY ARE ALL THESE GOATS SUDDENLY AT MY DOOR
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
THIS JUST IN: I just sold the book rights to "101 Uses For a Spare Goat." No, really. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, TWITTER
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
P.S.: No, really. I did.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
@scalzi I am ashamed to confirm this. It was the highest concept proposal I've ever seen. Scalzi wants to get Rush for the theme song.
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William Schafer (@subpress) September 05, 2012
I AM NOT BEING PAID IN GOATS for "101 Uses For a Spare Goat." Just to be clear.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
Dear Twitter: Thank you for getting me my second book deal of the day. #BwaHaHaHaHahHa
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
Of course, now you'll all have to BUY it when it comes out. Just so you know.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
And now, having committed myself to an entirely ridiculous project at some point in the future, I am off to take a VICTORY SHOWER.
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John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 05, 2012
So, yes. At some point in the not too distant future (but well after I finish up my current projects, no doubt to the relief of my editors) prepare yourself for 101 Uses For a Spare Goat, by John Scalzi, from Subterranean Press. It will be, and I think I am not being too presumptuous in the coining of this new word, caprilicious.
Also: My life is weird.
Subterranean Press is putting on sale a whole bunch of its ebooks this September, including several of mine: Through the end of the month, for example, my Hugo and Nebula-nominated novella The God Engines is just $2.99, as is my book on writing, You’re Not Fooling Anyone When You Take Your Laptop Into a Coffee Shop. Other books include works from Dan Simmons, Barry Hughart, Kelly Armstrong and many others. All DRM-free to boot!


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