I mentioned on Twitter the other day that I had pitched some TV shows to TV show types in Hollywood. As things do on Twitter, things quickly spiraled out of control. And involved a goat.
Every word of it is true. Except the nouns and the verbs, and most of the adjectives. But the conjunctions? They have the gritty tang of veracity.
Also, my wife says I am much more handsome than that cartoon version of me. Of course she is right.
I will note for completeness’ sake that Joel’s take on the titular character of my soon-to-be-in-production television show is actually the second version. Here is the first.
It’s fun when you think up weird crap and then The Internets just runs with it. Occasionally terrifying as well. But mostly fun.