A Quick Note

Whoever posts the first comment in this thread will have the official 300,000th comment on Whatever.

Go!

Comments

  1. John Scalzi says:

    I mean, besides THIS ONE.

  2. Randall says:

    Me!

  3. Jim Bentley says:

    This one~?

  4. rob wynne says:

    How about this one?

  5. Ewan says:

    Score!

  6. Trying my luck at awesomness.

  7. John Scott says:

    Awesome

  8. Randall says:

    Now I wish I’d said something more profound.

  9. bumper67 says:

    Can it be me>

  10. OldBrownSquirrel says:

    Me?

  11. yourownfacts says:

    Ah, missed it by that much.

    If I have not seen as far as others, it is only because giants have been standing on my shoulders.

  12. Jim Bentley says:

    Ahhhhh beaten.

  13. tyger11 says:

    That’s valuable real estate!

  14. Fail. But that’s okay. I’ll work through the pain.

  15. John Scalzi says:

    Congratulations Randall!

  16. gah

  17. Dang!

  18. Graebel says:

    oh me?

  19. you should keep track of how many comments you mallet!

  20. What is the count on troll posts?

  21. Yeah, I knew I missed it…. Hence m y D*** word above….

  22. bumper67 says:

    John, i’m jealous of the sunrise pic.

  23. Randall says:

    Cheers, Mr. Scalzi. I think I shall add this accomplishment to my bio if not also my resume.

  24. Troy Johnson says:

    First?

  25. shaunaroberts says:

    Trying to be first.

  26. comment

  27. Troy Johnson says:

    Ah. That seemed unlikely. :-)

  28. crotchetyoldfan says:

    oh man! I’m so far down the list there’s no point in writing anything

  29. crud, well done everyone ^^^ up there. *sigh*

  30. Ron Mitchell says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Darn you to heck Randall. You commenting commentor who comments

  31. Joe says:

    yo

  32. Eric Coleman says:

    I’m going for 300,247!

  33. Farley says:

    OMG. Is Gmail slow or what?

  34. rick says:

    300034

  35. ricknm505 says:

    300035

  36. ricknm505 says:

    I was sorely tempted to see how many it would take to get the mallet

  37. Greg says:

    always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

  38. Jim C. says:

    So I’m number 300,035? Yay!!

  39. Randall says:

    Ron, as the kids say, don’t hate the playa!

  40. DOH

  41. Fogeyman says:

    This is what I get for reading this blog in an RSS reader.

  42. I’m late. Because of nonlocality and stochasticity. I was just concluding a 4,550 words of fiction writing day at noon, with the 2nd chapter I wrote today in Batshit Crazy, 2,700 word Ch. 113 “Mind of God” — with this slightly related paragraph.
    “And that brings us back around to your saying that Einstein said that Spinoza said that we all exist within the Mind of God. Isn’t that the same question as ‘How can one tell if one is in a dream or not?’ or ‘How can one tell if one is in a simulation?’”
    “I guess that depends on what one means by ‘the Mind of God.’ And is the Mind of God governed by the laws of Quantum Mechanics? Good question.”

  43. Greg says:

    hey, wait a sec, the link to Randall’s post says it’s comment 385641

    http://whatever.scalzi.com/2012/10/17/a-quick-note/#comment-385641

  44. MasterThief says:

    The extras are probably the spam comments.

  45. MasterThief says:

    Also, this post is a prime number.

  46. Tad says:

    I’m impressed that you counted all the way to 300,000. I normally get bored after a few hundred. I take it the writing projects are over…

  47. John says:

    Nuts to that; I want the 333,333rd comment. (Commenting to edge that counter up…)

  48. Mark S. says:

    I’m aiming for 345,678th comment

  49. JD says:

    300,050!?

  50. Matt O says:

    Is this what it takes to get people to send you dozens of free books a week??? Being EXTREMELY POPULAR?!!?

    Oh. Well, that makes sense.

    Cool.

  51. tygerstripes says:

    Does Randall get a prize? Hesh should get a prize.

  52. Dani says:

    300,052!

  53. Randall says:

    I like the way tygerstripes thinks. Send me all your prizes, folks. It’s the right thing to do.

  54. Alex says:

    stupid lunch break, I miss all the cool things

  55. Steve L says:

    Does that count comments that have been Lovingly Corrected by the Mallet or just comments that have stuck around for the long haul?

  56. Greg says:

    Master: The extras are probably the spam comments.

    Mmm. yes.

    tasty spam….

  57. tygerstripes says:

    Well, it was a race, right? When someone says ‘OnetwothreeGO!’, that makes it a race. And whoever wins a race, i.e. Randall, should have a prize.
    Unless it’s a caucus race, in which case, we should all have prizes. Not that I think this is a caucus race; but then again, maybe it is. Then Scalzi could hand out comfits to us all. In which case, Randall, you can have mine.
    Not much of a prize, but it’s all I happen to have in my virtual pocket at the mo.

  58. Mike says:

    I’m a little disappointed…if ever there were a thread where it would have been funny to disable comments, it would have been this one.

  59. htom says:

    Was that an official “Go!”? He didn’t say “Ready, Set ….” 385814, unless someone’s posting in some other thread.

  60. htom says:

    …825 Yes, they were!

  61. Randall says:

    Let’s not bicker and argue over whether it was a race or no. This is meant to be a happy occasion. As such, send me tribute.

  62. Randall, I shall send you two tributes from my district, chosen by lot.

  63. Matt McIrvin says:

    I graciously declined to compete since I was already the 250,000th commenter on Crooked Timber.

  64. rcs says:

    There may not be a prize for being the 300,000 commenter, but I at least found a new blog to read. Thanks Randall!

  65. Frankly says:

    John – I saw this comic today & thought of you & your discussion of that fluid you ingest from the gas station:
    http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/zits/

    Congrats to whomever is 300k, to the crew here that makes visiting fun & mostly to you for being such a great host!

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