Husband of the Bride of Frankenscalzi!

It’s alive! ALIIIIIIIIIIVE! AH HAHA HA HA HAH HA HA HAH HA HA!

34 Comments on “Husband of the Bride of Frankenscalzi!

  1. He’s been working with a vocal coach. Strengthening the BWAHAHAHA.

  2. I parsed it as a small ostrich with its head buried (as is tradition) in John’s skull. Hence the agitated expression.

  3. He’s not only a spokesman for the Hair Club for Monsters, he’s also a member.

  4. Comparing the pictures of Frankenscalzi and his bride: He sure did marry up!

  5. It’s sweet to see that the Frankenscalzi’s get there hair done together.

    BTW, I want to pronounce the name as “Frankenschalzi”.

  6. We were warned about badgers. Now we see one in the process of eating Scalzi’s brain. WHEN WILL WE HEED THE WARNINGS?

  7. Re the Skunks:

    Wrong “Fuzzy Nation”

  8. @George William Herbert – maybe he was going for “Old Man’s Pompadour”?

  9. @ Scorpius
    I find myself wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

    @ Maggilla
    Don’t let HotBoF’s re-branding of himself fool ya. Dr. Frankenscalzi made him first, so the Bride was definitely Monster 2.0. The Husband’s just riding her coat entrails.

  10. John, whats that on your right palm? looks like its a bit hairy there buddy! Didn’t your mother warn you about that? Muahahaha!

  11. Was “I’m so gonna run away to join a hair metal tribute band” the intended effect? If so, well played sir. Very well played.

  12. A beaver making not at all sweet love to the back of our host’s head. That’s wrong, but I can’t look away…

  13. Mike: I think that would be an insult to Pompadours.

    Stoicjim: A striped Beaver? My god, what will SCIENCE invent next! This is an exciting age, I tell you. Ex-citing.

  14. George William Herbert (oh, he of three first names): It’s a beaver with a fancy dye job.

  15. @Tyler Tork:
    Actually I think it’s two skunks, mating.

    There, I’ve corrected it for you. Oh, and BTW, I’m fairly certain that this is the final sign that precedes the arrival of the APOCASCALZI!!!111!!!

  16. Versatile! You can scare small children and dust the shelves.