Husband of the Bride of Frankenscalzi!

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1. Rafe Brox says:
   October 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

   Excellent breath control to get that kind of sustain on the maniacal laughter.
2. Josh says:
   October 28, 2012 at 11:40 am

   He’s been working with a vocal coach. Strengthening the BWAHAHAHA.
3. Bruce E. Durocher II says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:08 pm

   But how did you get the badger to sit on your head?
4. Polychrome says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:11 pm

   Looks more like a skunk to me.
5. Tyler Tork says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:20 pm

   Actually I think it’s two skunks.
6. htom says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:27 pm

   Teh Cute, it is so overwhelming!
7. Mike says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:27 pm

   I parsed it as a small ostrich with its head buried (as is tradition) in John’s skull. Hence the agitated expression.
8. Steve says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:39 pm

   Aieee! Give us back to the Bride!
9. scorpius says:
   October 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm

   Are you going as Carnac the Magnificent?
10. Kurt Hayes says:
    October 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Ah, finally some hair
11. Scorpius says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    He’s not only a spokesman for the Hair Club for Monsters, he’s also a member.
12. Ginn says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Aiee!

    The dreaded wereskunk!
13. John Scalzi says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    I see you’re all having cruel laughs at my expense.

    Keep going, it’s hilarious.
14. BW says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last she’s found you!
15. Maggilla says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Comparing the pictures of Frankenscalzi and his bride: He sure did marry up!
16. Chris Sears says:
    October 28, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    It’s sweet to see that the Frankenscalzi’s get there hair done together.

    BTW, I want to pronounce the name as “Frankenschalzi”.
17. Fletcher says:
    October 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    We were warned about badgers. Now we see one in the process of eating Scalzi’s brain. WHEN WILL WE HEED THE WARNINGS?
18. George William Herbert says:
    October 28, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Re the Skunks:

    Wrong “Fuzzy Nation”
19. Matt O says:
    October 28, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    the badger is to distract us from the bathrobe.
20. Mike says:
    October 28, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    @George William Herbert – maybe he was going for “Old Man’s Pompadour”?
21. Gulliver says:
    October 28, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    @ Scorpius
    I find myself wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

    @ Maggilla
    Don’t let HotBoF’s re-branding of himself fool ya. Dr. Frankenscalzi made him first, so the Bride was definitely Monster 2.0. The Husband’s just riding her coat entrails.
22. Jon Meltzer says:
    October 28, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Just wait until Vox Day sees this.
23. htom says:
    October 28, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    No one show this to The Donald.
24. JTT says:
    October 28, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    John, whats that on your right palm? looks like its a bit hairy there buddy! Didn’t your mother warn you about that? Muahahaha!
25. cranapia says:
    October 28, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Was “I’m so gonna run away to join a hair metal tribute band” the intended effect? If so, well played sir. Very well played.
26. stoicjim says:
    October 28, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    It’s a beaver. I’m making no further comment.
27. cranapia says:
    October 28, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    A beaver making not at all sweet love to the back of our host’s head. That’s wrong, but I can’t look away…
28. George William Herbert says:
    October 28, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Mike: I think that would be an insult to Pompadours.

    Stoicjim: A striped Beaver? My god, what will SCIENCE invent next! This is an exciting age, I tell you. Ex-citing.
29. jpusel says:
    October 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    My eyes burn!
30. stoicjim says:
    October 28, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    George William Herbert (oh, he of three first names): It’s a beaver with a fancy dye job.
31. Soon Lee says:
    October 28, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    @Tyler Tork:
    Actually I think it’s two skunks, mating.

    There, I’ve corrected it for you. Oh, and BTW, I’m fairly certain that this is the final sign that precedes the arrival of the APOCASCALZI!!!111!!!
32. Thomas Rawlins says:
    October 28, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    @Ginn wereskunk? where are they found?
33. Bob says:
    October 28, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Versatile! You can scare small children and dust the shelves.
34. dhubghall says:
    October 28, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    OMG, the zombie badgers got to him!

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