Athena, no doubt about to be consumed by a Borgovian Land Worm.
Athena: I’m a redshirt for Halloween. Are you proud of me?
Me: Yes, for as long as you last. Now come on, I have to take you to school.
Athena (Sighs, as if a wistful parent): They all go off to Starfleet Academy so fast.
My kid is awesome. There, I said it.