For the first time in eight years, my phone provider has given me the option of increasing the download speed of my DSL connection.
To an astounding 8mbps!
I know, I can hardly believe it myself.
And yes, I upgraded. If for no other reason than upgrading will apparently also knock $11 off my landline bill.
Yes, I still have a landline. Because cell phones will be of no use to us in the zombie apocalypse. This is a verified fact, people.