IGNORE IT, I SAY.
Also, ignore this several years old picture of Athena, about to trod on some poor, innocent teddy bears:
Also, ignore this video.
Thank you for ignoring this. Go on about your lives.
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I will take your advice,John. Funny pics.
Ed
Ok you know thats impossible…..
And teddy bears are never innocent…..
How can i ignore the photo when it has SMUT on the wall?? What is that, a topless Morticia Addams?
Ignore this comment as well.
I tried to ignore it but it wouldn’t leave me alone…
Not unless you say ‘please’…
You, sir, are not the boss of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbPs5y3oz8
Will do!
Did someone say something?
That picture I did not look at is not hilarious.
This post is ignored. This post is the most ignored post on the face of this Earth. This post is so ignored it no longer exists. What are we supposed to ignore?
Wut?
Yeah, Peter beat me to it, but the artwork on the wall behind the tree is proving too interesting to ignore. I feel like there has to be a story behind it.
Thumbs up for Edvard Munch’s “Madonna.”
I’d ignore it, but those bears look damn suspicious.
As Tommy mentioned, Munch’s “Madonna”: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Edvard_Munch_-_Madonna_%281894-1895%29.jpg
Arghhhhh! She is not “about to trod” on anything. “Trod” is the past participle of “tread,” as in, “He trod where angels fear to tread.” Sorry to nitpick but you couldn’t expect me to ignore THAT!
If, and I’m just saying IF this photo existed, I’d be squeeeeeing with delight.
Done and done.
Not sure about the life part, though.
Please ignore the caterpillar-eyebrowed, Cure-swooning 1996 version of Delilah, who would like to know where that kid was when she was dating normie doofs in high school.
Hey John,
How about sponsoring a 10 word writing contest?
While we’re on the subject of ignoring things, would you like us to report spam, or just ignore it?
Athena is…. scaring me… Mr. Beckett is very good and should pursue a musical career.
Sorry John, I could not ignore. I have problems with authority. :-)
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Re: the picture of Athena:
I’m reasonably certain that’s how Nancy Fowler Archer started out.
I tried to ignore them. But I can’t. :D
Ignoring now…
…
OK, done.
This is obviously a test to see what is easier to ignore, an image, or a video.
Yes, the nude picture on the wall is the bomb, nice breasts
I have those teddy bears! I haven’t gotten them out in years.
Let me guess, you’re getting in as much public humiliation of your daughter as possible while she’s not quite able yet to beat you into a pulp with a quarterstaff?
Or….
The humiliating pictures will continue until the pining for a horse ceases?
Faded, or Photoshopped to look faded?
Gah! Nude Photobomb!!!! -6 to my “ignore” roll.
ignore failed.
Theophylact, that’s some sort of post-edit thingy. Scalzi used it recently on a picture of his wife reading “Human Division”.
And this is how Evel Kneivel got started, leaping over flaming school busses full of teddy bears…