Meet Laser Jackson

You will want to see this important piece of art, by Joel Watson, this very instant.

For the record, 15-year-old me did not write a story with Laser Jackson as the protagonist. 44-year-old me, however, is soooooooooo tempted.

Seriously, October, WTF

Snow. On October 23rd. Seriously, that’s just not cool, y’all. My memory on this may be faulty, but I suspect this is the earliest in fall that it’s snowed at my house since I moved to Ohio in 2001. The good news is that it’ll probably melt by the end of the day, since it’ll get up to about 50 degrees. But still. Some things are just not right. October snow in Ohio is one of those things.