How wake ups happen at the Scalzi Compound:
Daughter needs to wake up so I am playing Cure songs on the acoustic guitar until she is driven from the top floor of the house.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) June 3, 2014
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE HELP. pic.twitter.com/WrO0HzcFb7
— Athena Scalzi (@AScalzi98) June 3, 2014
I am the best dad ever.