Today’s Phrase That Improbably Has Up To This Point Turned Up Nothing On Google

“Defense Against Snark Arts”.

Come on, Harry Potter fans. It was right there in front of you this whole time.

I cast the Disappointus Majorus spell upon the lot of you!

UGH CANNOT BRAIN

Do you have those days? Is today one of them?

TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE PEOPLE.

In lieu of brain product, please to enjoy this picture of Krissy. Fair trade, I think.