Because I’m gettin’ on a big ol’ boat down the Caribbean, that’s why, and I plan not to visit the Internet at all while I’m down there. Because that’s the point of a vacation, is it not? To get away from it all?
Please note that while I’m away all comment threads will be turned off (in fact, as soon as I’m done writing this, I’m turning all of them off except for this one, which will turn off on Saturday morning). They’ll come back up when I get back.
For those entirely desperate to eke every last possible bit of Scalzi out of the Internet, I’ll likely be on Twitter until the ship cruises out of cell range. After that, you’re on your own.
Now, now, don’t panic. You’ll all gotten along without me before. It’ll be fine. For all of us.
Have a great rest of your February. See you on the other side.