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Whatever Holiday Shopping Guide 2014, Day Two: Non-Traditionally Published Books


Today is Day Two of the Whatever Shopping Guide 2014, and today the focus is on Non-Traditionally Published Books: Self-published works, electronically-exclusive books, books from micro presses, books released outside the usual environs of the publishing world, and so on. Hey, I put my first novel up on this very Web site fifteen years ago and told people to send me a dollar if they liked it. Look where it got me. I hope you find some good stuff today.

Please note that the comment thread today is only for non-traditional authors and editors to post about their books; please do not leave other comments, as they will be snipped out to keep the thread from getting cluttered. Thanks!

Authors/editors: Here’s how to post in this thread. Please follow these directions!

1. Authors and editors of non-traditionally published books only. This includes comics and graphic novels, as well as non-fiction books and audiobooks. If your book has been traditionally published — available in bookstores on a returnable basis — post about your book in the thread that went up yesterday (if you are in doubt, assume you are non-traditionally published and post here). If you are a creator in another form or medium, your thread is coming tomorrow. Don’t post if you are not the author or editor, please.

2. Completed works only. Do not post about works in progress, even if you’re posting them publicly. Remember that this is supposed to be a gift guide, and that these are things meant to be given to other people. Likewise, don’t just promote yourself unless you have something to sell or provide, that others may give as a gift.

3. One post per author. In that post, you can list whatever books of yours you like, but allow me to suggest you focus on your most recent book. Note also that the majority of Whatever’s readership is in the US/Canada, so I suggest focusing on books available in North America.

4. Keep your description of your book brief (there will be a lot of posts, I’m guessing) and entertaining. Imagine the person is in front of you as you tell them about your book and is interested but easily distracted.

5. You may include a link to a bookseller if you like by using standard HTML link scripting. Be warned that if you include too many links (typically three or more) your post may get sent to the moderating queue. If this happens, don’t panic: I’ll be going in through the day to release moderated posts. Note that posts will occasionally go into the moderation queue semi-randomly; Don’t panic about that either.

6. As noted above, comment posts that are not from authors/editors promoting their books as specified above will be deleted, in order to keep the comment thread useful for people looking to find interesting books.

Now: Tell us about your book!

Today’s Ill-Advised Facial Hair Experiment, 12/1/14

I was warned never to go full Wolverine.

This picture taken as I was shaving off my November beard, accrued not as a “Movember” fundraiser but simply out of complete sloth. It’s all gone now. I still need to get a haircut, however.

Welcome to December!

Whatever Holiday Shopping Guide 2014, Day One: Traditionally Published Books


Welcome to the first day of the Whatever Shopping Guide 2014 — My way of helping you folks learn about cool creative gifts for the holidays, straight from the folks who have created them.

Today’s featured products are traditionally published books (including graphic novels and audiobooks); that is, books put out by publishers who ship books to stores on a returnable basis. In the comment thread below, authors and editors of these books will tell you a little bit about their latest and/or greatest books so that you will be enticed to get that book for yourself or loved ones this holiday season. Because, hey: Books are spectacular gifts, if I do say so myself. Enjoy your browsing, and I hope you find the perfect book!

Please note that the comment thread today is only for authors and editors to post about their books; please do not leave other comments, as they will be snipped out to keep the thread from getting cluttered. Thanks!

Authors/editors: Here’s how to post in this thread. Please follow these directions!

1. Authors and editors only, books only (including audiobooks). There will be another thread for other stuff, later in the week. Any type of book is fine: Fiction, non-fiction, graphic novels, etc. If you are not the author/editor of the book you’re posting about, don’t post. This is for authors and editors only.

2. For printed books, they must be currently in print (i.e., published before 12/31/14) and available on a returnable basis at bookstores and at the following three online bookstores: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Powell’s. This is so people can find your book when they go looking for it. For audiobooks, they must be professionally published (no self-produced, self-published audiobooks) and at least available through Amazon/Audible. If your book isn’t available as described, or if you’re not sure, wait for the shopping guide for non-traditional books, which will go up tomorrow. 

3. One post per author. In that post, you can list whatever books of yours you like (as long as it meets the criteria in point 2), but allow me to suggest you focus on your most recent book. Note also that the majority of Whatever’s readership is in the US/Canada, so I suggest focusing on books currently available in North America.

4. Keep your description of your book brief (there will be a lot of posts, I’m guessing) and entertaining. Imagine the person is in front of you as you tell them about your book and is interested but easily distracted.

5. You may include a link to a bookseller if you like by using standard HTML link scripting. Be warned that if you include too many links (typically three or more) your post may get sent to the moderating queue. If this happens, don’t panic: I’ll be going in through the day to release moderated posts. Note that posts will occasionally go into the moderation queue semi-randomly; Don’t panic about that either.

6. As noted above, comment posts that are not from authors/editors promoting their books as specified above will be deleted, in order to keep the comment thread useful for people looking to find interesting books.

Got it? Excellent. Then tell the folks about your book! And tell your author friends about this thread so they can come around as well.

Whatever Holiday Shopping Guide 2014 Starts Monday!


Every year in the first full week of December I run a shopping guide for the holidays, and over the years it’s been quite successful: Lots of people have found out about excellent books and crafts and charities and what have you, making for excellent gift-giving opportunities during the holiday season. I’ve decided to do it again this year.

So: Starting Monday, December 1, the Whatever Holiday Shopping Guide Returns! If you’re a writer or other creator, this will be an excellent time to promote your work on a site which gets up to 50,000 visitors daily, almost all of whom will be interested in stuff for the holidays. If you’re someone looking to give gifts, you’ll see lots of excellent ideas. And you’ll also have a day to suggest stuff to other folks too. Everybody wins!

To give you all time to prepare, here’s the schedule of what will be promoted on which days:

Monday December 1: Traditionally Published Authors — If your work is being published by a publisher a) who is not you and b) gets your books into actual, physical bookstores on a returnable basis, this is your day to tell people about your books. This includes comics/graphic novels.

Tuesday December 2: Non-Traditionally Published Authors — Self published? Electronically published? Or other? This is your day. This also includes comics/graphic novels.

Wednesday December 3: Other Creators — Artists, knitters, jewelers, musicians, and anyone who has cool stuff to sell this holiday season, this will be the day to show off your creations.

Thursday December 4: Fan Favorite Day — Not an author/artist/musician/other creator but know about some really cool stuff you think people will want to know about for the holidays? Share! Share with the crowd!

Friday December 5: Charities — If you are involved in a charity, or have a favorite charity you’d like to let people know about, this is the day to do it.

If you have questions about how all of this will work, go ahead and ask them in the comment thread (Don’t start promoting your stuff yet — it’s not time yet), although I will note that specific instructions for each day will appear on that day. Don’t worry, it’ll be pretty easy. Thanks and feel free to share this post with creative folks who will have things to sell this holiday season.

Morning Clouds + Two Quick Advertisements For Myself

Clouds first, because they’re pretty.

And now, the advertisements for myself:

1. Today is the last day for you to vote for Lock In at the Goodreads Choice Awards, if such is your joy. Go here to vote. If you see something else you prefer, it’s okay to vote for that instead.

2. Remember you can get signed, personalized books from me for the holidays via Jay & Mary’s Book Center. Here are the details on that. I’ll likely be going in this next weekend to sign the first batch of orders.

The writing is chugging along. Wheee!

Popping In

I noted earlier in the week I was going to put in a self-promotion thread today, but then I realized that very quickly I’m coming up on the thing where I do a whole week of self-promotion threads for the holidays, so I’m gonna in fact hold off until the first week of December. Sorry about that.

In its stead, please find below Tweets I Made Last Night When I Was Not High. Seriously I wasn’t high. Imagine if I were.

And, uh, yeah. Have a good weekend, everybody!

New Books/ARCs, 11/19/14

As promised on Monday, here are the new books and ARCs that have come to the Scalzi Compound in the last couple of weeks. And I think it’s a very interesting haul. Let me know if you agree in the comments by telling me which books here most interest you.

Winter’s Here + “Lock In” a Goodreads Choice Awards Finalist + Other Stuff

Dear Autumn: Your contract clearly specified that you were to work until December 21st, with some allowances for part-time work after the pie was served on Thanksgiving. However, as the above photo clearly indicates, you are now in breach of contract. Please come see us to discuss this matter. Thank you. That will be all.

In other, entirely unrelated news, Lock In has made the final round of the Goodreads Choice Awards, in the Science Fiction category. That’s pretty cool, so if you voted for the book in the previous two rounds, thank you. I would encourage you to do so again, or if you’ve not voted already, to do so now. Mind you, if there’s another book among the finalists you like more, go ahead and vote for that instead. But if you prefer to vote for Lock In, then, again, thanks. Here’s the link to vote.

I’ll also remind you all that you can order signed and personalized books from me for the holidays through my local bookstore, Jay & Mary’s. Here’s how to do that, if you’ve not done so already.

Finally, the folks at Strange Horizons are in the final stretch of their annual fund drive. SH is the place that first published science fiction of mine, so I’m sentimental about it, and am happy to have it continue. If you’d like to donate to keep them going, here’s the link (and yes, I’ve donated). They’re very close to their fund drive goal — it’d be lovely to get them over the top.

And no, I’m not at quota yet for the day. I got a late start due to sleeping in because it’s the first snow day of the academic year and I didn’t have to take Athena to school. However, I am going to leave you now. But I will tell you that I have two additional updates scheduled for this week. On Wednesday, I’ll show off the new books and ARCs that have arrived at the house. And on Friday, I will offer up a self-promotion thread, in which you may tell everyone about your latest creative projects and cool things, or tell them about something cool/creative a friend is doing. See you then.

Now back to the word mines.

November Frost (And Updates)

The Polar Vortex has Ohio in its grip, but in this part of the state at least that hasn’t meant snow. Just frost, which, eh, I can live with for now (I do not believe in snow until after Thanksgiving. I think that’s reasonable). Krissy went out and took a couple of pictures of the morning frost to show off. Here you go.

That poor, frozen bird.

In other news the writing has been going well. I’ve landed on a writing quota of 3,000 words a day to finish up before the end of the year and I’ve been hitting the quota daily (that’s on weekdays, although I’ll likely be writing/editing a bit on weekends/holidays as well), so that’s good. The writing’s not bad, either, so that’s a bonus. As noted here previously, I’m not doing much updating here during November, but once I hit my quota you can see me tooling about on Twitter. After 3,000 words (which is a nice clip but 50% more than my standard 2k/day clip), crafting 140-character comments is about what my brain can handle.

Any plans for the weekend?

Hey, I Gotta Write a Book, So I’m Outta Here Until December

The End of All Things is due at the end of the year (the book, not the actual apocalypse) and my progress on it is a bit slower than I want it to be, in part because recently I’ve been a bit too easily distracted by the Internets, in all the glorious shininess. So starting tomorrow through the end of November I’m taking a break to focus on work.

What does this mean? Basically, between now and December 1:

1. No updating here, except possibly to remind people about the fact they can get signed, personalized books from me for the holidays (and yes, I see what I did there), or the occasional cat/sunset picture, through the end of the month.

2. Much less active presence on Twitter and other social media, especially during the work day.

3. Scaling back e-mail responses to primarily business questions — i.e., if you’re not my editor, agent or otherwise paying me money to do something, expect response to be slow if at all. The exception to this are Big Idea queries; I’ll be scheduling December and January slots.

4. On my end, much less paying attention to the outside world, including news and Internet outrages. Basically, if the world explodes figuratively, it will have to do so without me through at least December 1. If it explodes literally, well, I guess I will have been wasting my time writing this novel, but then, at least I’ll go out typing.

I know, I know. It’s sad for me too. I love me some farting about on the Internets. But the thing is, people pay me to write the books, and the book has already been scheduled by my publisher, and other folks are already on the clock to get it out on time. Which means I should finish it on time so they aren’t left hanging, my readers get a new novel in 2015, and I am able to eat and pay my mortgage. Priorities. They are a thing.

So: See you all again on December 1st. Have an excellent rest of November, and if you’re in the US, Happy Thanksgiving in a couple of weeks. Catch you on the other side.

How to Get Signed and Personalized Scalzi Books for the Holidays, 2014

Once again the holiday season is approaching, and once again I am teaming up with Jay & Mary’s Book Center, my local independent bookseller, to offer signed and personalized books for gift-giving. It’s a great way to get a unique gift for someone you love (even yourself!) while at the same time supporting a great local business that does a fantastic job in its community.

So: How do you get signed and personalized books from me this year? It’s simple:

1. Call Jay & Mary’s at their 800 number (800 842 1604) and let them know you’d like to order signed copies of my books. Please call rather than send e-mail; they find it easier to keep track of things that way.

2. Tell them which books you would like (For example, Lock In), and what, if any, names you would like the book signed to. If there’s something specific you’d like written in the books let them know but for their sake and mine, please keep it short. Also, if you’re ordering the book as a gift, make sure you’re clear about whose name the book is being signed to. If this is unclear, I will avoid using a specific name.

3. Order any other books you might think you’d like, written by other people, because hey, you’ve already called a bookstore for books, and helping local independent bookstores is a good thing. I won’t sign these, unless for some perverse reason you want me to, in which case, sure, why not.

4. Give them your mailing address and billing information, etc.

5. And that’s it! Shortly thereafter I will go to the store and sign your books for you.

If you want the books shipped for Christmas, the deadline for that is December 10. That way we can make sure everything ships to you on time. Hey, that’s a month; more than enough time for you to make your selections.

Also, this is open to US residents only. Sorry, rest of the world. It’s a cost of shipping thing.

What books are available?

CURRENT HARDCOVER: Lock InThe Mallet of Loving Correction (The latter is already signed but I will be happy to personalize it). Also in hardcover: The 21st Century Science Fiction anthology, which contains my story “The Tale of the Wicked.” I’ll be pleased to sign the anthology for you. Likewise, there may still be copies of the signed, limited hardcover edition of my Unlocked novella — go ahead and ask if they can special order.

CURRENT TRADE PAPERBACK: Redshirts (the 2013 Hugo Award winner!), Metatropolis. There may be hardcovers of both of these still around if you ask. But both are definitely in trade paperback.

CURRENT MASS MARKET PAPERBACK: The Human DivisionFuzzy Nation, Old Man’s War, The Ghost Brigades, The Last Colony, Zoe’s Tale, The Android’s Dream, Agent to the Stars, The New Space Opera 2.

CURRENT NON-FICTION: Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded (essay collection, Hugo winner), Book of the Dumb, Book of the Dumb 2 (both humor books) are all still in print.

AUDIOBOOKS: The Human Division, Redshirts, Fuzzy Nation, The God Engines, Metatropolis and Agent to the Stars are all available on CD and/or MP3 CD, and Jay & Mary’s should be able to special order them for you. Lock In will also be available on CD/MP3 CD starting December 2.

Two things regarding audiobooks: First, if you want these, you should probably call to order these ASAP, even Lock In. Second, and this is important, because the audiobooks come shrinkwrapped, I will have to remove the shrinkwrap in order to sign the cover. You ordering a signed audiobook means you’re okay with me doing that and with Jay & Mary’s shipping it to you out of its shrinkwrap.

If you have any other questions, drop them in the comment thread and I’ll try to answer them.

Also: This year Jay & Mary’s will also be offering signed, personalized books from Tobias Buckell for holiday shipping. So if you’ve been looking for signed books from Toby, including his latest, Hurricane Fever, this is the place! Toby has details on his site.

Happy shopping and especially thanks for supporting Jay & Mary’s. They’re good people and every year they do a good job with this. I’m happy to be working with them again on this.

And thank you!

This Year I’m Part of the JoCoCruise Experience

It’s been announced on Twitter so now it can be told here: I’ll be a featured guest on this year’s JoCo Cruise, which means I’ll officially be part of the entertainment along with these fine folks. Specifically:

John Scalzi will be coordinating a series of writing workshops, panels and Q&As onboard JCCC5. Details are still being finalized, and will be announced here soon.

Yes indeed. Should be fun. And educational! But also fun.

So if you were on the fence about whether you would want to go on this cruise, well, now you’re unstuck. Do it! It’s the most fun you can legally have on a cruise ship.

More details soon.

Post-Election Notes, 2014

Election results for the Ohio Governor’s race. The Democratic candidate got his ass handed to him.

And they are:

1. Well, that was disappointing, if not entirely unexpected. The smart money was for the Republicans taking the Senate, which is what they did; in 2015 they will have 54 seats, which is a comfortable majority, but not anywhere close to a veto-proof majority. So: Welcome the the Obama Veto Era, in which the president shoots down anything he doesn’t like, and that’s essentially the end of it. This means that gridlock will happen somewhere else than in the Senate, which is where it’s been for the last four years. No doubt this means we will hear Mitch McConnell and other Senate Republicans intoning about how this means the president is obstructionist, etc., which will be ironic, at least.

2. I’m not the sort of person dense enough to say “The GOP controls the Congress! This is great news for Obama!” but I’m not going to lie, either: I’m very curious to see how Obama handles this upcoming congress. The man has no more elections in front of him and no reason to do any damn thing the Congress will want him to do if doesn’t want to. And as noted above, he wields the power of the veto, which the GOP is very unlikely to be able to overcome. This has the potential to very interesting, indeed.

(P.S., GOP: You still really really really shouldn’t try to impeach Obama. It’s not gonna work. But don’t listen to me, if you don’t wanna. In fact, I don’t imagine you will. Which dovetails nicely into the next point:)

3. The main thing I think we’ll see is the federal government once again getting incrementally stupider and/or mendacious, because at this point the GOP does not put a premium on intelligence, when it comes to its elected officials. And why should it? Fielding nincompoops seems to be working for them, and has for the last several election cycles at least. I find this exasperating but I don’t think there’s any short-term cure for it. Until and unless the GOP gets hit with massive election losses, over several cycles, there’s no percentage in them changing a damn thing.

4. A good number of my Democratic/liberal friends wonder what the hell just happened. The answer: Look, there are a lot of Republican and conservative leaning folks in the US, and they’re not going to just wander in front of a bus and disappear. Indeed, most of the Senate races last night were in conservative-leaning states and the 2014 election was GOPers/conservatives last chance to register their displeasure at Obama, who they hate with a foamy passion. Did you think they were going to miss out on that chance? As noted above, from a practical point of view, as regards the federal government it’s going to be for naught, but that’s not the point.

Now, as a side effect, the GOP also survived in state-level races where it absolutely should not have. The fact that Sam Brownback and Rick Scott in particular managed to get re-elected as governors in Kansas and Florida despite their abject incompetence is bad news for both of those states, I think Kansas in particular (Florida, it seems, has a larger buffer for stupidity in its state house). Once again, this says to the GOP that it doesn’t have to change anything it’s doing, because again, why should it? It can win elections with politicians just this dumb.

5. But let’s not let the Democrats off the hook, either, shall we. In my particular state, Ohio, the party absolutely humped the bunk, with a disastrous candidate for governor (he won only two of 88 counties, and just 33% of the vote — Jesus, he even lost Cleveland), a poor showing in statewide races (i.e., a big fat goose egg with only one Democrat in a statewide race getting more than 40% of the vote) and loss of seats in the legislature. The Ohio Democratic Chairman has resigned, as well he should have (he also lost his state House seat, which is injury to insult).

Ohio is not a red state; it’s as purple as they get. The margins of victory here should not have been nearly as lopsided as they were. You can’t just blame voting laws, the Koch brothers and luck of the electoral draw for these losses, either here in Ohio or elsewhere. The Democrats should also look to their candidates and their organizations. You have to give people a reason to vote for you beyond voting against the other team.

6. This election is a cogent reminder to Democrats and other folks of a liberal/progressive bent that they can’t just wait about smugly expecting the Great Blue Demographic Wave to swamp the GOP, bringing about a new shiny utopia of health care and solar power. I’ll note that I warned folks two years ago not to get cocky and that the mid-terms were out there, and that the GOP (despite the general low quality of its recent candidates) is not stupid. Surprise! Now, maybe the GOP is eventually demographically doomed and maybe it isn’t, but even if it is, you can’t just expect it to go down without a fight. This is what that fight looks like. If you didn’t see it coming, you can’t blame the GOP for that. It fights dirty (which is different than fighting illegally) and it’s got lots of money. Expect more of the same. The question for Democrats/progressives is what they are going to do about it.

(GOP/conservative folks: Don’t get smug either. You have problems of your own, and Hillary’s out there, lurking about.)

7. Finally, if you’re a Democrat/progressive freaking out now, remember what the GOP were doing two years ago, and what you were doing four years ago, and what the GOP was doing six years ago. US politics is in an especially messy phase in recent years, and I don’t see it getting much better anytime soon. What I do know is — yet again — a lot can change in a couple of years. A lot is almost certain to change in a couple of years. If anyone thinks this election was indicative of anything but of this particular election cycle, well. History would seem to be giggling at you for that impression.

In any event: Election’s done, the results are in, and these are the cards we play for the next two years. Let’s see what happens next.