New Book! New Book!
Hey, kids! Got $12 or so to blow? Well, your bookstore should now be stocking Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Great Lives, to which yours truly contributed articles on mediocre presidents, “fifth Beatles,” Looney Tunes creators, the Dangerous Lives of Philosophers and the proverbial much more. If you’re not already running out the door to buy copies for yourself and every other person you’ve ever known over the course of your life, well, I just have to say I’m disappointed. Look, here’s the cover: