Book of the Dumb Headlines
I spent most of the day writing articles for The Book of the Dumb, and while I can’t share those with you right at the moment, I thought you might enjoy the headlines to some of the articles. Puzzle at their context-free non-sequitur-ositiy! Contemplate what they might be about! Pre-order the book! (Actually, you can).
* And Iowa’s Streets Will Flow Cornhusker Red!
* Later in the Day, The NRA Went Through The Halls Shooting Blanks
* You Know, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Had a Fabulous Singing Voice
* For Extra Credit, Fight Off the Burly Cellmate Who Calls You “Girlfriend”
* And Every Sunday, She Buys New Pumps To Dance on His Grave
* On The Other hand, Give Them 15 Minutes And You’ll Have a Danielle Steele Novel
* 50,000 Volts Is Just God’s Way of Telling You to Play Through
* First We Take Austria. Then Lichtenstein Will Fall Like a Plump Grape.
* Also, When You Send Your Pet Cow to Kansas City, Don’t Expect it to Go Sightseeing
* Hakencreuzing For a Bruising
Yeah, I’m having fun.