Leftover Turkey

Being that we’re coming up on Thanksgiving and all, allow me once more to exhume the body of The Mad Turkey for your delectation. For those of you new to Scalzi.com, back when I worked for AOL full-time, I wrote the “Mad Turkey” entries for AOL’s Thanksgiving area, in which I assumed the guise of a smart-ass gobbler whacking on humans for eating his kind. Interestingly, the Mad Turkey got tons of e-mail, apparently from people under the impression they were actually speaking to a turkey. It was interesting. Anyway, here you go:

Mad Turkey Year One: Part One, Part Two
Mad Turkey Year Two: Part One, Part Two

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