A Moment of Uxorial Praise

I’d like to take just a minute here to recognize my wife, the fabulous Kristine Blauser Scalzi, who while I was away took it upon herself to clean my office. If you know anything about me, then you know my office is pretty much a portal to the fifth circle of Hell, which is reserved for the slothful. Well, Krissy sealed up the portal and returned the office to a state that is fit for human habitation, for which I am truly thankful. I don’t know what I did to deserve this woman (indeed, many have suggest I don’t deserve her), but whatever it was, I’m glad I did it. My wife rocks.

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