They’re adding local channels to my Satellite service, which apparently means I need a second satellite dish in my yard (it has to do with the fact I have satellite Internet. It’s all very complicated). As it has become my understanding of the world that anything that can go wrong with satellite installation will go wrong, I expect to lose my satellite modem connectivity sometime in the next ten minutes. In other words, this is probably all you get today. The good news is, if everything goes well, for the first time since I moved to Ohio, I’ll be able to watch The Simpsons on broadcast TV. It’s worth the aggravation.