Note to the (Not Unduly) Paranoid

Here my question to everyone who is worried that electronic voting systems without paper trails will steal your vote in the upcoming election:

Didn’t I hear you say that you were traveling on Election Day? And wouldn’t that mean you’d need an absentee ballot? And didn’t I hear you say that everyone else you know who is worried about their vote is also traveling on that day? And won’t they need absentee ballots as well? You should remind them that they’re traveling on that day, you know. Seems to me, in fact, that most of Florida should be traveling on that day.

There. I hope that settles that.

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