Daily Archives: July 2, 2005

Agoraphilic

(Posted by Jeff Porten) Now that I’ve established my credentials as an unsuccessful writer, I’d like to propose an idea to aid unsuccessful writers everywhere—and maybe a few editors and readers to boot. The problem with being a successful writer boils down to two crucial components: You have to write well. You have to start […]

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The Coming of the Antiscalzi

(Posted by Jeff Porten) It is perhaps no coincidence that John assigned me the last day of the week, for Saturday signifies the End Times, and I am Jeff Porten, the Antiscalzi. I have no adorable and precociously witty urchins to write about. I live in the selfsame urban metropolis that sent John fleeing to […]

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