There Can Be Only One
Posted on August 22, 2005 Posted by John Scalzi 10 Comments
Man, don’t even ask me to explain what’s going on in this picture. Suffice to say that if you think you know which one is the evil triplet, you’re probably so very wrong.
Also: The Ronco Clone-O-Matic? Buggy. Oh yeah.
You know, after reading your stuff for so long, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to, you know, meet and chat. After all, we live in adjoining states and you’re bound to pass through Hershey sometime.
I think I’ll wait, though. At least until you get your meds.
(And you’ll have to tell us later how you worked this stunt!)
This could explain how you get so much accomplished in a day.
Now, one of you needs to tell us how you did this. photo editing program? or camera function? or both? very curious over here.
John, I keep BEGGING you not to buy cloning gear off of eBay — you have no idea whose mitochondia is still clinging to that stuff.
You might not know what mitochondria are attached… but you definitely know what hamburgers they eat.
S’like the last two Matrix movies…now all it needs is a lengthy monologue about Purpose, delivered in a gravelly drawl.
Well, if and when you decide to install Ronco’s firmware update and the three system upgrades, be sure to spring for the Transmogrifier plugin. It’s only an extra $150, and then you can use it to transform those extra, murderous Scalzis into something more useful. Or at least, something unable to enact their fiendish plans.
Something about this reminds me of the shooting aliens test in MIB.
now I want to go watch that movie again. Right now. Stupid work…
I should think the evil one is the one that’s sitting quietly, plotting to kill the other two later in their sleep.
You know, it’s stuff like this that makes me come back to this page on a daily basis. You just never know what will happen next. :)