Okay, watch this:
Athena looks happy… until I tell her that we’ve sold her for medical experiments!
Now, now. I’m just kidding about the medical experiments. We’d never sell you for medical experiments, sweetie. Unless, of course, we could get a really good deal. But I see I’ve distressed you. What say I get you some ice cream?
Did I mention it’s Kitten Ripple ice cream?
I jest! I jest! They haven’t made kitten ripple since the 1930s. It’s actually Chunky Kitties and Cream!
All right! What an amazing performance! The pathos! The pain! The kittens! Come on honey, take a bow.
Thank you, and good night!