Adapted From Life


On one hand, this picture is substantially more color saturated than what came out of the camera. On the other hand, it’s only slightly less saturated than the sunset in real life. So on balance, I don’t feel too bad about setting Photoshop on this sunset. It’s closer to the real thing than you might expect.   

Serenity Box Office Thoughts

This is going to get a fatwa upon my head from the browncoats, but Serenity‘s $10.1 million opening weekend is really not good at all. Unless the movie manages a truly heroic box office retention rate over the second weekend, which seems fairly unlikely, I’m guessing Serenity won’t recoup its $39 million production cost in the domestic box office, which means you can pretty much kiss off the idea of Serenity 2 as a theatrical release. I imagine some Jossheads are consoling themselves with the idea that Serenity will rack up lots of profits in the DVD afterlife, which is true enough (it was Firefly’s success as a DVD product that convinced Universal to greenlight Serenity, from what I understand), but in terms of Hollywood math, while theatrical release is becoming more and more of a platform to sell DVDs, it still matters whether a movie gets an audience in the theaters. The audience wasn’t there for Serenity.

I have to admit I was mildly surprised by the film’s poor showing; I was personally expecting something along the lines of an $18-$20 million opening, since the reviews were generally good and also I live in a mental space where the "Joss is a geeeenius" meme is well-entrenched, which skewed my perception. I should have been paying attention to my mother-in-law, who is — and I say this with great respect — absolutely the platonic ideal of the average, mainstream American, culturewise. If she sees an ad for a movie and goes "oooh! I want to see that!" then I know it’s going to be a hit, regardless of quality. As far as I know, she was entirely ignorant of the existence of Serenity. That was an ominous sign.

I do believe this opening weekend pretty much kills off the Firefly/Serenity universe (minus some secondary fan-oriented markets like book adaptations) unless Universal does the unexpected and inks a deal to put new episodes of Firefly (or, alternately, a series of Firefly movie events) on the Sci-Fi Channel (which exists in the NBC Universal corporate structure). That would be ideal for both the series and the fans, since the show/movie events could definitely generate big enough ratings for cable, and because that would still allow Universal to milk the very willing Firefly fans for another stack of DVD releases, which is where the money is these days.

But at this point, Firefly/Serenity has two strikes against it: One network cancellation and one movie opening gross that is only charitably described as mediocre. It’s possible someone will make that third pitch, but if I were a fan of this particular universe, I’d be preparing myself for a rather more negative outcome. This is also a reminder that while fan fervor will get you places, it will only get you so far. Whedon’s fandom-fu is strong, but even mightier are the needs of the corporate bottom line.

Open for Business

For those of you still wondering if it’s time: Yes it is! I am now officially accepting submissions for Subterranean Magazine’s Spring ’06 issue, on the theme of science fiction cliches. Once again, here is the submission information. While I am indeed hoping to lure some big names to the fold, I am making a point to be on the lookout for newer, up-and-coming writers to include in the issue — because, well, I guess you could say I’m a newer writer as well (up-and-coming? We’ll see). I’ve gotten through the door, and would be happy to hold it open for a few more folks.

Please feel free to pass the info along to everyone you know who writes SF.  And needless to say, I’m looking forward to reading the submissions!

Chicago Trip Photoset

Rather than spend entirely too much time resizing photos and uploading them to show off my Chicago trip, I’ve gone ahead and gotten a Flickr account and let that service do all my heavy lifting for me. Therein, please to see this photo set of my Chicago trip, complete with caption commentary. The link takes you to the first picture in the set, and you can click through from there. I would ask you put comments here rather than there, however, since I’m unlikely to trundle through the entire set again. Enjoy!