Oh, My.

I do believe this is my favorite Penny Arcade strip of all time. And that’s saying something. It helps to have been a nervous new dad at some point, however. Also, don’t click through if you don’t want to be mildly disturbed for the rest of the day.

22 thoughts on “Oh, My.

  1. It’s so true, too. At the birth of my first child I was caught off guard by the, erm, ejection of the placenta. The midwife, who also happened to be my mother-in-law, removed it and placed it on a scale. I spent about 25 seconds in shocked horror thinking that my newborn daughter had a seriously ugly twin.

    I’ve made certain to avoid the sight in the birthings of my two other children, and advise all other dads to do the same. Say it with me, folks: Placenta ain’t pretty!

  2. The topic of Penny Arcade is not too far off the mark.

    There was a show in England called TV Dinners, with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. The one episode not aired in the states (via Food Network) was where the family of the newborn did partake of the topic of the above strip.

    Some people are quite strange…

  3. Never had to deal with it, since both boys were emergency c-sections. However, I was one of only two kids weird enough to touch the placenta that Mr. Walmsley brought to grade 7 science class the day after he became a new dad. That moment made me a marked man for the rest of that year, I’m afraid.

    D

  4. I find the whole topic somewhat alien, and I am a new dad. Prior to the birth I never heard from anyone that some people did things with the placenta. And at the birth, well, my wife had an emergency C-section after a day when about six things went wrong. The placenta just didn’t come up, and we never thought about it.

  5. The answer to all your anxieties, obviously, is to recommend Placenta Helper, the soy-based meal extender.

    Try the Tex-Mex version. It’s so goooood.

  6. I remember reading that some of the hippy-types who live on the Gulf Islands (that’s the northern San Juans to my American brethren) were big into post-partum placenta parties.

    (Did I just type that? Yes I did.)

    Placenta-consumption drifts a little too close to cannibalism for my taste. Well, ok: a lot too close.

    Not that I don’t like placentas. I’m no placentophobe, and was grateful to the two that I have seen for the job that they did. I just don’t want to eat them is all.

  7. Note also the third news item, where they call Jack Thompson out on his idiocy by donating the $10,000 he said he would, and then backed out of, to charity. In Thompson’s name.

  8. Even more disturbing to me because I worked for a guy who did this with his wife (it was boiled, but they kept some in the fridge) and they told me about it. If not for him I wouldn’t have realized this clip referenced a real practice and would have laughed it off as weird penny-arcade humor…

  9. People ACTUALLY EAT the placenta?!

    I’m quite certain my husband will refuse this practice. If not, we’re getting a divorce.

  10. I’m SOO Glad that the link made my lame-arse computer at work crash on IE (it’s an old G3 Mac and on it’s last legs, I’ve been promised a new one ‘soon.’ In some sort of geologic sense). I’m sure I could NOT have stopped laughing like I did when I viewed it just now.

  11. You know, I also thought of googling for “placenta recipe”, but was stopped by some instinct for self-preservation. Because the strip was already disturbing enough…
    It’s good to get some sense of Jack Thompson, the person. Sorta adds some context to the various press releases.

  12. I’m officially horrified to find out it wasn’t just Penny-Arcade humor. I could have lived my whole life without knowing that. *blech*

  13. Actually, at my first high school we had a female science teacher who SAVED her placenta from her most recently-born child and kept it in a fridge and school and would then bring it out to shower her students. Luckily I never had her as a teacher the two years I was there! Some things should just not be shown to 14-15 year olds.

  14. Okay, I mentioned this all to my wife, and apparently she knows a lot more about the practice than I did. She said (although I have not verified this independently) that there are vegetarians and New Agey types who eat the placenta because it’s one animal food product for which no animals were harmed. Oookaaay.

    There’s also the fact that the placenta is high in nutrients (this I knew), and there are some granola schools of thought that it’s good for the new nursing mom, to recover proteins & stuff her body just lost. “That’s why dogs eat it.”

    True, I’ve seen that. But given how many other things I’ve seen dogs eat, I don’t find that a convincing argument.

  15. Oh dear God. I also laughed my comedy-hungry arse off at this strip, as I like to at least twice weekly, but I never, ever, even though for a nano-second that it could be based on true events…

  16. Well, sure other mammals may do it. However, we must also remember that other mammals also lick their owns butts, and *I’m* certainly not going to start that practice. ;)

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