The Rock Family!
Posted on October 27, 2005 Posted by John Scalzi 19 Comments
We’re the Rock Family! Because we rock! Hard and out loud! My hair is a loving tribute to Steve Perry in the Escape era! Don’t stop believin’… in the ROCK! Rock on, brah!
Sorry, was that your hair?
Why not? He paid for it.
Uh-oh….Athena….Daddy’s pining for the 80’s, hints of impending break in mental state….I’ve seen this happen and it’s not a pretty sight….could start singing Journey and REO Speedwagon songs without warning….nothing to be done except let the seizure run its course….in worst case scenario will come home from Goodwill with parachute pants and some really really skinny ties. So….just back away slowly from Daddy…now ruuuuunnnn!
I’m sorry, but I believe myself, my progenitors, and my descendants are the one true Rock family.
Well as soon as we sue the popular comedian out of possesion of his last name.
I ask that you cease and desist all further references to yourself as the ‘Rock Family.’
Thanks in advance,
Dude, that’s just wrong.
Dude, that does indeed rock. Although, I wasn’t so much reminded of Steve Perry so much as Rudy Sarzo (from Dio). Must have been the hands. :)
Rudy Sarzo is the Bass master! Mmmm… that great Bass taste!
So, does your amplifier go up to eleven?
Duuuuuude…. you should wear those shades you were sporting at Wiscon and you’d have the Total Rockstar Look :-D
Wow. That’s a whole lot of party in the back AND the front. Dude.
You’re a Texas Longhorns fan!
Rock on, dudes and dudettes.
Ha! This really cracked me up. Thanks for the chuckle. I salute you.
I had a good laugh, heh.
May I recommend to you a couple of rocking tunes? Check out Children of Bodom’s ‘Hatebreeder’ and ‘Follow the Reaper’. Awesome stuff.
Uhhh, for the above, I mean their albums.
That is NOT ’80s hair. Too flat.
The hair wails out Patty Smith (circa “Easter”) more than Steve Perry.
Add a sleeveless white undershirt & you’re ready to rock on Halloween.
Dude, you’re totally Dave Mustaine of Megadeth — it’s all in the grinding of the teeth.
Funny how John does his tribute just as Journey
releases a new album and tour…
Don’t suppose he is using his oh-so-subtle
internet influence to lure Mr. Perry back?
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.