Another Helpful Cloning Hint
Posted on November 3, 2005 Posted by John Scalzi 15 Comments
Yes, you’ll save a few pennies if you use the store brand amino acids to make your clone. But I’m here to tell you, sometimes it’s worth it to pay full price for that expensive national brand. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
You know what the really weird thing about this picture is? Yes, exactly. I’m wearing a "Budweiser" shirt, and I don’t drink. Not so sure about the other guy, though. He looks pretty sozzled.
You have time to do this shit but can’t take out the trash??
“You have time to do this shit but can’t take out the trash??”
What do you think I made the clone for?
Which one is the clone?
Well, that is the question, isn’t it.
It’s so easy to tell when John has a major deadline impending: nothing like this appears on the Whatever for a couple weeks beforehand. :-P
Discount amino acids – so that’s how they get those huge-eyed cats and dogs!
I had just assumed it was careful selective breeding.
You should put this in your cliche issue of Subterranean Magazine. Maybe as the author photo for your lead editorial?
Are you kidding? This goes in as the author photo in the next book.
Okay, the picture and the blog entry were amusing, but the comment from Krissy was side-splitting.
Forgive me John, I know you hold your books close. Is that why it appears you have several copies of OMW stuffed down your pants?
Krissy’s comment had me ROTFLOL!
Hey, give him a break. At least the T-shirt isn’t tucked into his jeans!
And, Scalzi, take the damn garbage out. Slacker.
I’d think about suspending the cloning operation if I were you. You seem to be having problems: first the murderous one, now this one. The quality control just isn’t there. Any day now you’ll produce one that wants to take over the world.
your mom is a man and you don’t have any friends
Now my mom’s gonna use her big hairy man foot to kick your ass, Billy Bob. Better watch out.