Somebody correct me if I’m wrong here, but: A major reason the Bush administration is finally allowing Jose Padilla the Constitutional rights it’s been systematically depriving him of for the last three years is because it doesn’t want to discuss how it tortured people to get the information used to implicate him? Holy mother of God in Manolo Blahnik pumps —
[Insert standard Bush administration rant; really, by this time you folks can pretty much guess what I’m going to say here, can’t you? And aren’t you still logy from Thanksgiving and not in a mood to read me fulminate for 1,200 words? Exactly. Wait, here’s the exit ramp]
— and that’s why this entire administration needs to be dunked in clarified butter and served to the hungry, hungry lobsters.
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