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I’ve Got a Boehner

How’s this for conflicted: My representative to Congress, John Boehner, is going to be the next House majority leader. So on one hand: Not really my first choice for my personal representative (not like I have much choice, mind you, since he’s running without any real opposition this election cycle), and I’m all for making […]

How’s this for conflicted: My representative to Congress, John Boehner, is going to be the next House majority leader. So on one hand: Not really my first choice for my personal representative (not like I have much choice, mind you, since he’s running without any real opposition this election cycle), and I’m all for making him minority leader ASAP. On the other hand: Rock on, my congressional district is going to roll in the sweet, sweet love that comes with having your Congressman in charge of things. Hopefully Boehner will avoid doing something entirely stupid like handing out lobbyist checks on the floor of the House, as he’s been known to do in the past. I think maybe he’s learned his lesson.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

13 replies on “I’ve Got a Boehner”

We had a good Congressman in Rob Portman, until Bush screwed things up by making him a cabinet member. Now we’re stuck with that vapid harpie Jean Schmidt.

Yeesh, I hate Ohio politicians anymore.

May the taste of pork that’s extorted from the rest of us taste like ashes.Speaking from Boston, let me chew on the Big Dig for a moment and report:Nope, still porktastically good. Baco-licious, even.

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