The Power of Petey Compels You!
Aaaaiiee! It’s Petey, the wrathful seven-foot cockatoo! Bow down before his mighty beak!
(This picture makes a lot more sense if you read the comment thread here.)
Naturally, the music to go along with this picture would have to be from Hatebeak, the only death metal group in history fronted by a parrot. Enjoy the dulcet tones of “God of the Empty Nest” while you cower before Petey!
Naturally, I encourage you to testify about your own encounters with Petey, Unholy Cockatoo of Retribution! Because don’t we all have a Petey story? Sure we do. For example, I met Petey on under the piers of San Pedro! His horrible unblinking gaze cured me of smack and male prostitution! Well, mostly. Anyway, I’m sure I’m not the only one here who can speak of an encounter with Petey the Great and Terrible.
(Thanks to Gabe for the original “artwork”)