Ooooooh. A week ago, Official US Playstation Magazine paid for a photographer to come out and take pictures of me, an event I thought auspicious for two reasons: One, it suggested OPM wasn’t going to dump me from its roster any time soon, because if they were, why would they pay someone to photograph me, and two, hey, professional photos of me! Neat.
Now the photographer has posted some of the pictures from that session, and I think you should all go over to the photoset and see how much better I look when someone who actually knows what she’s doing is snapping the photos. There are several there that make me look like an actual author type, and, of course, me being me, a couple that don’t. Knowing the perverse nature of the OPM folks, I’d guess they’d probably pick one of the latter. Maybe I can get Tor to pick up one of the former.
Incidentally, allow me to take a moment to recommend the photographer in question, E. Hardesty of E Hardesty Photography. Not only did she take really excellent pictures of me (a feat in itself), and was a lot of fun to take pictures with, but before she came to shoot me, she read up on me and planned accordingly and brought me pie. And not just any pie — truly excellent sweet potato pie. Man, she had me at “hello.” She could have suggested that rubbing red-hot charcoal bricquettes on my face would make a better picture and I would have done it.
In any event, if you’re in Ohio and need portraits, or wedding photography or any other sort of photo needs, now you know who I suggest you contact. I can’t promise she’ll bring you pie, but I can say I expect she’ll make you look good.