Why I Don’t Get Hired to Write Motivational Posters

That about sums it up.

Oh, and look, I made another one:

(You can make your own “motivational poster” here.)

10 Comments on “Why I Don’t Get Hired to Write Motivational Posters”

  1. It’s important not to play with that toy after a stressful week at work: This one I made a while back and was clearly not in the best mood at the time.

  2. I blatantly ripped off a cynical poster saying for my signature line:

    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.
    Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

    Whoever originally wrote that – I thank you. It has given me much pleasure and I have sold it to no one.

  3. I think you could make some decent money selling copies of “Respect”. I know some people that would love one. Especially, since I don’t want to get beaten. Well, yeah, I do, but not with a baseball bat. :)

  4. The more I read about your lovely wife the clearer it becomes that she is the woman I wish I’d grown up to be. Since that didn’t work out I wish I could make this poster into greeting cards and send them out for the holidays.

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