Oh, Dear

They didn’t think I would post this picture. Clearly, they were wrong.

Now, I could tell you the backstory of this particular picture. But I’d so much rather hear your theories.

Photo credit (such as it is): Justine Larbalestier

55 Comments on “Oh, Dear”

  1. Oh this is too easy.

    Obviously it was a “Most Creative Way to Share the Last Tic Tac” game.

    I assume you guys won.

  2. “See, this is how we catch snowflakes on our tongue in Ohio. No, no, the tip of your tongue needs to stick out a little further…”

  3. You should post a no-coffee-drinking warning ahead of such pictures. I damn near sprayed coffee on my keyboard. ROFLMAO.

  4. Clearly, you guys are playing hacky-tongue with something small, white and round… Either that, or you are just about to lose a “how close can I put my tongue to yours without touching” contest…

  5. “First, they both licked twelve-volt batteries…”

  6. After getting the news about the cat-fucking, parrot-diddling, and who knows what else, you honestly expect me to even raise my eyebrows at some interracial same-sex tongue-twiddling?

  7. Marrije: The incredibly handsome man in the white shirt is Doselle Young one of the coolest, funniest, most enablingest men in the universe. He also gives great comics. It’s an honour just to know him. But Scalzi, as you can all see, is even more honoured!

  8. I say it’s a “Mine’s bigger than yours” contest. Isn’t that typical bar behavior when men gather with drink?

  9. “See? That exchanging info with tongues thing from Aeon Flux is *totally* doable.

  10. You could take the soul-kissing out of that pic, and I’d still laugh at the Huge Black Guy At A Sci-Fi Convention aspect of the photo.

  11. “No, no — you’re a HUMMINGBIRD sipping NECTAR. Dammit, work with me already.”

  12. You’re exchange long protein strand information. You know, you can do that just by holding hands…

  13. We’re exchanging long protein strand information. If you can think of a better way, I’d like to hear it!

  14. I’m shocked that I never even thought of The Simpsons when I saw this picture, and went with Star Trek instead. What the hell is wrong with me…?

  15. I’m shocked that I never even thought of The Simpsons when I saw this picture, and went with Star Trek instead. What the hell is wrong with me…?

  16. I’m shocked that I never even thought of The Simpsons when I saw this picture, and went with Star Trek instead. What the hell is wrong with me…?

  17. Simon Says: Say Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.

    Look mon NO GUTS!

    Brokeback II

    Johns’ new way to exchange bodies from his new book.

    nuff said.

  18. olddog299 – Short, fat, ugly troll seeks bridge to haunt and folks needing molesting of the mind. Beware climate change as the Orcs are again ascendant.
    wil

    Feminist Science Fiction Fandom reaches a new high…

  19. You did this On My Birthday, with one of my Bodhisvattas (Doe is one of my bestest friends), and I just found out about it? Happy 3.5-Month-Long Birthday To Me!!!! I gotta hit Wiscon next year, if only to witness in person. Woo! Tongue!! Um, John… where are the butt-plugs?

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