Daily Archives: July 17, 2006

The Shit Bounce

Prediction: Bush gets a 1-2 point bounce in the next poll taken after today’s off-guard “shit” moment. The reason: because, among other things, “what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit” sounds amazingly sensible, and using the word “shit” in this context seems like earthy, folky wisdom, […]

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And Now, a Special Sneak Preview of The Last Colony You’ll Talk About For Years to Come!

Because you deserve it. Here it is, a special exclusive sneak preview of The Last Colony! Prepare youself! Take a deep breath! Gird your loins! This is it! “Wow,” said Savitri. “This planet smells like an armpit.” And there it was, your special, exclusive sneak preview! Now I bet you can’t wait to read the […]

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