In Retrospect, I Suppose It Was Inevitable
Posted on September 14, 2006 Posted by John Scalzi 18 Comments
Ghlaghghee (the cat what I taped bacon to, for those of you who don’t actually know Bacon Cat’s real name) apparently has her own blog, and relates her side of the story.
No, I didn’t do this. And Ghlaghghee, who is napping here in the room with me, is studiously ignoring the computer screen. Hmmmm.
“Cats on a Blog.”
“Bacon on a Blog.”
“Bacon Cat on a Blog.”
Ha!
So, who’s the perp? Krissy or Athena?
Neither. That’s the thing.
PNH?
I haven’t the slightest clue who is doing it.
Yikes!
Al Qaeda?
When in doubt, assume a terrorist plot.
Or it could be a “vast right-wing conspiracy!”
Janiece, “Or it could be a ‘vast right-wing conspiracy!'”
No doubt started by the bird lobby, supported through funding by the mice and their unholy alliance with the chipmonks.
Don’t even start with the chipmunks. Man. I could tell you stories.
As one who does battle with the ferocious chipmunk hordes myself, with a little help from the furry beast, I understand, John, I understand.
John,
I thought you were supposed to be leaving for Denver, not shuddering at Chipmunk tales.
Enjoy our fair city, by the way – there’s plenty to do here if your schedule isn’t too full with schmoozing.
Just so you know, here is a site you can submit your bacon on a cat pic to:
http://stuffonmycat.com/
Real site. Swear.
Not to be too cruel but apparently literary skills don’t run in your family – your cat writes like crap. But then who am I to point fingers, I have them.
Who knew your cat was in Human Resources?
Catbert has competition I guess.
The best part of this whole deal (as I just said on my own blog) is that Ghlaghghee’s blog is ranked higher than 98% of the blogs indexed by Technorati.
(To be honest, I was half afraid that Fark would’ve linked that, too, and I’d find myself ranked lower than the BaconCat…)
So, not only is someone writing a parody blog of something related to you (for at least the second time), but they’re ripping off your bandwidth by hotlinking to the baconcat photo as well. The nerve of some people.
The nerve! I shall set my lawyers upon them!
Is there bacon involved? Because if there is bacon involved, I think we’ve already heard that story.